Fuck Yeah!
Summary
Team America is a strike team within the Ridleybank Resistance Front that not only boasts some of the oldest zombies in all of Malton but some of the newest and most eager to kill as well. Some say it was created to battle the increasing numbers of fundamentalist breathing terrorists invading the sacred homeland of the chosen people. Others say it was created simply because there were no strike teams suitable for players in EST/PST/MST time-zones, and with the increasing numbers of babahs joining the horde, levelling them up was increasingly becoming a problem. This second group are obviously breather propagandists attempting to subtract from Team America's awesomeness.
History
Team America was formed in January 2008 during RRF's Excursion III. Gus Thomas noticed that many DoHS members tended to strike at close to the same time and thus presented the idea of an American Strike Team to help some of the young zombies level up. The idea was heartily approved by the horde and began life on January 14, 2008 under the leadership of Gus and Zoey Zarg. They exceeded their own expectations by actually getting into the building they were attacking (they were only babahs at the time). From these small beginnings TA has increased in efficiency exponentially, taking its place amongst the respected strike teams of the RRF.
From a beginning where just breaching the cades was a success, the babahs of TA grew and so did their appetites. TA now routinely takes on the hardest fortresses the harmans can construct, sweeping all before them with a hearty shout of "FUCK YEAH!". Malls, Necrotech buildings and cinemas with South Park: The Movie all fall before TA's relentless advance in the name of the horde, saving Malton from the breathers, one ruin at a time. TA also holds the current horde record in babah feeding in a single strike.
Recruitment
If you're American, if you're a babah, if you need to level up, are on around 10pm EST/9pm CST/8pm MST/7pm PST and if no-one else can help, perhaps it's time that you called Team America. Fuck yeah! Sign up to Team America by posting on their Recruitment Thread.
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