User:J Muller

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This is a lame page. I'm a lame person anyway.

I'm quite active in the wiki and hold some opinions that are unpopular with the "respected members of the community", as they call themselves (Xoid, Gage, etc.). I'll admit that I haven't exactly been the best at presenting my opinions reasonably (i.e. I've been an asshat, and justifiably declared as such by various people, mostly the people mentioned above) but I'm getting better.

If you have some sort of grievance, which I probably deserve, or compliment, which I probably don't, feel free to post it on the talk page. And please, keep the discussion reasonable.

Attention: Real life rears its ugly head, and I'll be less active here and in the game than usual for the foreseeable future.02:57, 9 February 2007 (UTC)


J Muller, survivor.

J Muller
Joined: 9.9.2006
Character class: Civilian
Favorite equipment: Shotgun
Character profile: 652632
Current status: Alive
Activities--Currently alive in Shearbank.

Doctor Firestone, survivor. Profile Journal

Doctor Firestone
Joined: 9.16.2006
Character class: Scientist
Favorite equipment: Syringe
Character profile: 658623
Current status: Alive
Activities--Played an admittedly very small part in the first glorious battle at Blackmore, proudly fighting alongside the C4NT. Recently returned to Blackmore for the Second Battle. After that was lost, went to nearby Hildebrand Mall.
Trident.jpg Channel 4 News Team Affiliate
This user or group entered Glorious Battle beside the Channel 4 News Team. There were horses and a man on fire and this user or group killed a guy with a trident. Afterward, we could barely lift our arms because we killed so many zombies. I don't know if you heard us counting. We killed over 1,000.
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This user is a Zone Defender and is sworn to protect the SSZ.

Guy who is dead, zombie.

Guy who is dead
Joined: 10.12.2006
Character class: Corpse
Favorite equipment: Claws
Character profile: 680807
Current status: Zombified
Activities--Not much of anything as of yet. Staggers around attacking nearby meat when I have the IP hits left.

My Suggestions Policy

If at any time, in attempting to revise a suggestion, I make it worse, I'll drop the idea for good. By the same token, if I see that someone has attempted to revise a suggestion but made it worse, I'll immediately spam it no matter how good I think the idea is.

Funny Shit

Not Vandalism. Matt, you are making yourself look bad. Cortala.--Tharinator 484 06:41, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

What does that mean? --A Bothan Spy 07:02, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
It's an old wiccan incantation. I can't tell you because you would lose your skin.--Tharinator 484 07:08, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • From the Suggestions page, voting on Jon Pyre's newspaper use suggestion:

1. dupe of library/note suggestion below Asheets 02:43, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

  • From Historical Groups page, voting on The Gray:

17. no because they didn't get in on their 1st nomination Asheets 21:07, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

  • The entire case, and events leading up to it, of MatthewFarenheit vs. Saromu. Seriously, that's some of the funniest shit I've seen in a while.


J Muller mistakenly believes they have a working grasp of the law.

Earth.jpg Where is Malton?
J Muller thinks that Malton is hidden inside the wiki, slipped in between the suggestions page and the suburb map..

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This user or group hates fascists and will do everything in their power to feed them to the zombies.

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This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.

Templates I made

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This user is paranoid.

Letter D.jpg Drama and Discussion
This user knows the difference between drama and discussion. Do you?

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Democracy gives this user a warm, fuzzy feeling inside.

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This user or group supports the theory that Han totally shot first. Seriously, anything else is ridiculous. That Greedo dude wasn't fast enough for Han Solo.

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This user is ranked 294th on the most-linked to pages list!
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