User:JaredV/The Night On Fire

Jim Morrison, former lead singer for 1960s band The Doors, died in 1971 and was buried in Paris, France. He stayed buried until 1999, when NecroTech dug up his body and sent it to their Malton offices for research. When the dead began rising from their graves in 2005, the dead body of Jim Morrison was no exception. It broke out of the Blackmore Building in Ridleybank and shambled around the city, eating helpless harmanz' brains until a foolish doctor with more good intentions than brains stuck him in the neck with some sort of syringe.

As Jim adjusted to being alive again for the first time in more than thirty years, he discovered that he could kill more efficiently while breathing. The other humans trusted him and didn't run away at the first sight of him. He had a much wider array of weapons at his disposal as well - instead of just claws and teeth, he had shotguns, pistols, fire axes, and even a pool cue!

Jim prowled Malton for the next three years: shooting and axing while alive, and eating brainz while dead. It was the most fun he had had in his lives. However, as the joy of killing helpless survivors by himself paled somewhat, he came to realize that killing isn't as much fun without someone to share it with. That's when he found the Columbine Kids, who enjoyed killing and tastelessness as much as he did.

Jim is currently in the Stanbury Village area, crashing the Malton Block Party with the rest of the Kids. He is currently over halfway to Level 41 (applause).

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