| jasonjason
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| Joined:
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January 30, 2007
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| Character style:
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PKer
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| Favorite equipment:
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shotgun, pistol
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| Current status:
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retired
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| Kills:
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159
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| Bounty:
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55 (KOS)
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PK Count
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| jasonjason has PKed 159 people.
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PKer
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| jasonjason is a PKer and is probably off killing some poor defenseless survivor.
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Bang!
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| jasonjason wants you to die.
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Death Count
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| jasonjason has died 90 times.
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This character is retired
I'm sorry to say that this character is retired. My other characters are not retired, so you might prefer to read about them or to read my haikus. I'm leaving this page here for posterity, mostly because it provides context for the haiku page. This character was in the Columbine Kids for most of his PKing career. He joined Mostly Harmless shortly before retiring.
Who are you?
I am jasonjason, and I am a PKer, a poet, a radio spammer, and an egotistical pain in the ass. I write haikus for some of my victims, which you can see on my haiku page.
Why did you kill me?
I kill whoever I want to. I might have killed you because you said something dumb, or maybe because you said something funny. I might like you. You might remind me of someone I knew long ago, before we had all these zombies around, back when I was sane. If you think you're too boring to get my attention, then I might have killed you for boring me.
Is your kill count accurate?
Yes. I keep evidence of all my kills, and that count is accurate.
Who the hell keeps reviving you?
Your friends.
No, seriously, who!???
Your friends.
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