User:Jasten Macala
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[edit] Profile
- Real name: Jasten D. Macala
- Aliases: Isgar 6
- Nickname: Jaste, J.D
- Age: 25
- Gender: Male
- Date of birth: April 12, 1983
- Birth Location: Oakland, California, U.S.
- Occupation: Military Reporter, Artist, Radio Personality
- Known relatives: Father- deceased, Mother- deceased, brother- MIA
- Location: Malton, UK
- Current Rank: Private, Royal Marines, Radio Host of Malton Freedom Radio, and member of the Malton Freedom Brigade
- Currently Stationed: UNKNOWN
- Status: MIA, Needing Evac
--NOTICE-- July 5th, 2008
Subject of the First Regiment of the Royal Marines is considered AWOL. Until proved otherwise, subject is to be terminated immiedietly. Ordered by current commanding officer of 1st regiment, General Fredrickson.
--NOTICE-- July 6th, 2008
Regimental General Fredrickson was declared KIA, Current Commander is Col. Hav- .:ERROR:.
Col. Haventy declared KIA, Current Commander is Lt. Douglass .:ERROR:.
Lt. Douglass declared KIA, Current Commander is 2nd LT. Rogers .:ERROR
Entire Command Staff has been declared KIA, all NCO's Declared KIA, All Ranks above Private Second Class Declared KIA, Highest Ranking Soldier is Pvt. Wilkins, 2nd Class. .:Error:. Wilkins is considered to unstable for command.
.:.OVER-RIDE:. CODE OMEGA <ENTER PASSCODE>..................
ACCEPTED. PLEASE STAND BY FOR CONFIRMATION OF AUTHORITY......
CONFIRMED, PVT WILKINS NOW IN COMMAND OF 1ST REGIMENT, ROYAL MARINES
CONTINUING WITH STATUS REPORT OF PVT MACALA, 1ST REGIMENT......
--NOTICE--
Subject has been detained following orders of the current leader of 1st Regiment, Corporal Wilkins. Detainee's status: STABLE
--NOTICE--
Subject has been ordered terminated by Regimental Command, Wilkins.
--NOTICE--
Subject taken into Custody by RAF officers, Wilkins relieved, exectution of Wilkins to begin immidietly.
--NOTICE--
Subject released from custody, cleared all charges. Reinstated to Pvt 2nd Class.
Status: STABLE
--NOTICE--
Isgar Museum Garrison Wiped out, all hands lost, with exception of subject. Presumed MIA
Rescue Priority: LVL TEN PRIORITY, IMMIDIET EVAC ORDERED.
