User:Joe gilmore/Dale Crover

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Dale Crover

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Dale Crover use to be a lost and confused PK'er. Team Zombie Hardcore showed him the error of his ways by exposing him the most amazing BALLLLSSSS TO THE WAHLLLLLS A number 1 Bad ass of Bad asses Mark Wahlberg. Bitch. Now he is a reformed PK'er who only shoots zombies and total douche bags and total douche bag zombies.

Dale spends spends his days RAWKING out, beating on drums made out of zombie skullz, praising Mark Wahlberg, drinking beer and trying to save heather Graham from zombies. Heather Zombie2.jpg

So if you want to be cool like Dale; Hunting zombies, drinking beer and saving Heather Graham beating on zombie head drums and praising Mother Fucking Mark Wahlberg then you should join Team Zombie Hardcore, unless you are a total douche. If you are a total douche then you will probably just get wasted and couldn't handle the AWESOMENESS THAT IS MARK WAHLBERG!!!!


BALLLLLLLLS TO THE WAHLLLLLLLL!

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