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http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Kakashi_on_crack/toilet_tactics-I'll fix it later... don't worry I'm just tired right now...
| HyperAnnoying
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| Kakashi on crack is a jerkoff, a psycho, a teenager on too many stimulants, and a hyperactive delinquent. He also has the most annoying templates on a single page.
If reading the intellectual filth on his userpage isn't annoying enough, then reading his drug-induced suggestions is enough to send anybody over the line.
You've been warned.
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 | Hell
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| This user is going to Hell.
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 | Unorganised!!!
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| this user or group is currently getting yelled at by some random wiki user for having an unorganised profile
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 | This User Plays Scroll Wars
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This user or group has chosen to join the next great
browser-based MMORPG, Scroll Wars! Enter the
growing realm of DragonSpires today!
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 | Quit Following Me!
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| This user thinks their wiki contributions are being stalked by Dance Dance Revolution.
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http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Gat%27s_Crap
<a href="http://www.roblox.com?userid=1040839">Free Games</a>. Check out <a href="http://www.roblox.com/User.aspx?ID=1040839">what I have been building lately</a>!
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| This page contains a heavy load of propaganda. The information stated here might be the truth, might be somewhat similar to the truth, or might be an all out lie. The reader is warned to keep this in mind when reading the matters below.
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My names Kakashi on crack, you may also refer to me as Dr. Evil, Gatalis, Willy the Worm, Starlexs, or just Gat, call me my real name and I'll kick your ass >_>
I'm a high level zombie that you REALLY don't want to piss off, if I'm attacking a necrotech facility, it's only because I love you... well technically your unharmed brains and slightly scraped skin, but still...
it's fun to revive the people I kill so that some day I can kill them again so you may see a lot of makeshift revive points if I'm in town
zombie status:
rotted?: yes
looking for revive: yes
 | What the Hell is Wrong with you People!?
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| This user thinks that getting revived takes too freakin' long.
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currently invading: yes
Kill list: these users will be killed on sight without hesitation, feel free to add me as a PKer bitches!
this list has been changed to a trenchcoater list, feel free to trench hate me bitches! (notice I consider anyone who is above level 17 without even 1 science skill to be a trenchcoater so I may be wrong about you, that being said unloading a weeks worth of shotgun ammo into one brain rotted zombie seems a little... trenchcoaty to me...)
lemontea1-Fucking trenchcoater of the year, he's part of a group that doesn't even have a page on the wiki and killed me because I had maxed out zombie skills, was a zombie, and was reviving zombies -_- if you see him, shoot on sight or he'll be shooting you for being a "death cultist"
Bob Wolf
Brawn Lamia
Deimos faust
Grim Reaper's Sprint
I just noticed that the majority of peeps on my list had to be deleted because they were finally getting the NT skills now that they maxed out in every other survivor skill that isn't useless... this list was reduced by about 11 peeps in other words...
THIS is my asshole list, these peeps are kill stealin, high level player followin, azzharghz!
Folk Lore
Kaylar
Xavier Xenakis
survivor status:
not available
 | on google
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| this user or group can be found on the first page of google and deserves this nifty template to prove it!
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 | THIEF
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| This user has stolen a template from Lelouch vi Britannia! He is not amused. Feel free to point, laugh, and generally mock anyone other than Lelouch who posts this.
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 | NO TEMPLATES!
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| This User does not use templates. Ever.
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 | Anti-Copyright User
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| This user hates copyrights.
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 | Combat Revive Any Person
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| Oh, C.R.A.P.!
Yet another proud supporter of the Malton Zombie Recycling Program
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 | Pro-Life!
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This user supports Rotter's Relief's efforts to return Brain-Rotted zombies to the land of the living.
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| Malton Hospitals Group
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| This user or group supports MHG in their attempt to restore health care in Malton.
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| The Almighty Crowbar
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| Wooden crates beware, this user has a crowbar.
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| Rescue
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| This user thinks that adding 1 AP to the revive cycle is pointless.
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 | River Tactics Supporter
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| This User or Group supports River Tactics.
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 | Centers Of Learning Policy Supporter
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| This User or Group supports the Centers of Learning Policy & acknowledges that all Libraries, Schools, Zoos, and Museums in the city of Malton are considered safe places. No survivor in one of these locations may be killed for any reason unless that survivor is a specified enemy of this User or Group.
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| Malton Police Departments Group
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| This user or group supports the MPDG in their attempt at restoring law and order in Malton.
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 | Greedo
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| This user or group supports the theory that Greedo did not shoot first and that there must have been another shooter on the grassy knoll. This shooter was probably a Centaur.
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 | What is Love?
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| This user can do the bitchin' head bobbing thing.
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 | Emotional Baggage
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| This User supports Mpaturet's mission to make his User Page entirely unreadable with templates.
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| POINTLESS LOL
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| This user or group supports the proper use of the Spam Vote for the most utterly ridiculous suggestions. They also realize that a Spam Vote is not a Strong Kill.
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 | Cookie Thief
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| This user is not safe around unguarded cookies.
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 | Pie Smacked In The Face!
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| This user deserves a pie smacked in the face because {{{Reason}}}
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 | Bandwagon
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This user has jumped on
the template bandwagon.
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| We love Kiki!!!
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| Gatalis loves the hot police lady!!!.
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 | Manbagz
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| This user understands the value of Manbagz to carry miscellaneous vital items.
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 | EVIL IS GOOD
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| This user or group believes that the bad guys can sometimes be the good guys.
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| I Solve Problems
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| Get it straight, Buster. I'm here to help turn UD into an actual game and give Survivors their balls back. If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen.
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 | RIP Michael Jackson
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| Gat recognizes the passing of a Zombie Icon. Yeah, he was weird, but he did sing a song about Zombies.
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| Vader Recommends Balls
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I find your lack of BALLS...
...disturbing.
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 | Mad Discussion Page User
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| This user actually checks the DS Page and challenges its Status Quo.
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 | Mod all the Zambahz!
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This user thinks that we should stop wasting
time and just make every single zombie
player on Urban Dead a Moderator.
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 | No More Wiki Drama
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| This user or group is fed up with never-ending wiki drama.
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 | Mama Mia! Mama Mia!
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This user finds thunderbolts and
lightning very, very frightening.
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Template:SaveAmazing
 | ALL HAIL KING AMAZING!
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| This user or group recognizes Amazing as King.
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 | McZeds™
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| This User or Group eats at McZeds™. They also support the Use of Corpses for High Quality Processed Fast Food.
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 | ZUG ZUG
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| This user or group can mine gold, chop lumber, and construct buildings
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 | KEKEKEKEKEKEKEl
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| This User or Group supports M-ZAP.
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 | Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!
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| In his house at R'lyeh, this dead user waits dreaming.
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 | Templates make FUNFUN!
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| This user thinks that templates are a fun and exciting way to express your opinion!
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 | Hypnotoad
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| All glory to the Hypnotoad!
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 | Bra!z Zambah G-Zaz!
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This user supports Zombie Jesus in all his glory.
Grab mah banana Barhah! Amen!
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 | I arz stoopid!!1one!1eleven!
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This user is a complete idiot and should not be on the wiki.
w00t!
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| Pizza!
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| This user loves pizza and eats it every chance they get.
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 | ... Wha?
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| This user just doesn't care.
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 | USE THE FORCE!
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This user only uses their powers for good,
and for tipping over small babies.
*No small babies were harmed in the making of this template*
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 | What's that thing?
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| This user loves showing off their junk, and coercing others to do the same.
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 | Horse-Drawn Zeppelins FTW!
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| This user believes that horse-drawn zeppelins are awesome and wants to see them fill the skies of Malton.
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 | Nifty
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| This user thinks that the word "nifty" is... well, pretty nifty.
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 | Loves Kiwis
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| This user loves kiwis and is probably off on his ranch raising whole flocks of the things.
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| Supporter of Patton Tactics
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| I hold 'em by the nose and kick 'em in the ass!
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 | MOAR HATZ
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| This user thinks that hats are cool and wants to see every known type of hat in the world in Urban Dead.
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| WE WANT PIE!
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| This user wants pie, if not, you may be in the verge of death...
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 | OH NOEZ! ZOMBIES!
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| This user is currently hiding from zombies and is using the best disguise ever!
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 | Music Lover
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| This user likes music.
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 | Calendar
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| Today is Sunday, 22 Nov 2009
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 | Clock
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| The time is currently 06:58 based on server time.
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 | Secret Agent
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| This user knows no fear, knows no danger, knows nothing
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 | Directions To Exit
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| Always follow the arrows when in doubt, where to go.
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 | Oh, the drama!
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| This issue should be a soap opera!
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 | Wearing Shirts
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| This user knows how to wear a shirt.
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 | Didn't we make ourselves clear?
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| Remember kids: Fool me once, shame on you... Fool me twice, YOU ARE DEAD
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 | Fascists
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| This User or Group hates fascists and will do everything in their power to feed them to the zombies.
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 | Internet Intimidation
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| It doesn't matter how fancy a word is. Just that it's big.
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 | THE EMPIRE
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| Tremble in fear at the might of the Imperial Army!
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 | SNAKES ON A PLANE
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| This user or group's had it with these motherfucking snakes, on this motherfucking plane!
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 | Liberal Party of Canada
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| If you never, EVER, stole anything, then you can be sure you aren't eligible to be in the Liberal Party of Canada.
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 | Kim Jong-Il
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| This User believes that he is Kim Jong-Il. If you don't obey to his every whim, he'll drop the bomb on you.
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 | REVOLUCIÓN
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| This User is a veteran of the greatest revolution ever. Don't mess with him.
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 | Communism
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| This muchacho downloads mucho communism. Gracias Microsoft for reminding him!
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 | OMFG COMMUNIST WIKI
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| This user thinks that the wiki was a communist creation. He also thinks all those who use the wiki will eventually become communists. Therefore, he fully supports the use of wikipedia until the whole damn world turns communist.
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 | It's true!!!
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| Communists do make better lovers!
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 | The Communist Party
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| This is gonna be one hell of a party, and this user intends to join it!
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 | Spread Communism
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| This user thinks Malton lacks significant communist influence, therefore does everything he can to make Malton turn red.
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((this user makes fun of comunists with comunist templates :P))
 | Blood Sucking Lawyers
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| This user thinks all lawyers should all just drop dead.
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 | Urban Guerilla
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| This user is part of ongoing the armed struggle in the streets of Malton and will fight the enemies of the people until the revolution is achieved.
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 | Revolution
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| This User or Group supports the belief that zombies are the true revolutionnary force in Malton, created by the capitalists to destroy capitalism.
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 | Mario is Stalin?
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| This User thinks that the famous plumber might not really be some random italian, but Comrade Stalin himself!
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 | Scorched Earth Policy
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| This user or groups believes that very dangerous areas should be abandoned to the zombies to prevent them from feeding and to minimalize casualties.
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| Wii Owner
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| This user owns a Wii, and recognizes the significance of Nintendo!
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 | Death
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| This user or group supports Mouseruskers dying habit.
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 | Right to bear arms
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| This user supports the Second Amendment.
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 | RUN!
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| Zombie Ostrichs are out to get us!!
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 | Hamster
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| Hamsters will defeat the zombie menace. All hail our furry Hamster overlord
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 | Mr. Monopoly
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| I believe that Board Walk deserves a Hotel.
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 | Dont do it.
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| Dont try to kill every zombie, you wont win.
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 | Mighty Bullshit Wand
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| This user or group supports the use of the magical bullshit wand to educate users with bad suggestions.
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 | Why is capitalism superior to communism?
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| "Because I get to have sex on a huge pile of money while you work to feed your lazy brothers." -???
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 | LOLWUT?
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| no, seriusly. wut? reelly, WUT? OMG WTF IZ iT?! orly?! lololololmaozedong
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 | Low HP Survivors
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| PKer Crack
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 | Tomatoes
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| Slimy, tasteless, and gross.
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 | Terrible Role Playing
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| Life Cultists are terrible RPers. Zombies are never, ever helpful to the living.
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 | Island Vacationer
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| Gat has either taken an authentic and relaxing vacation on one of Malton's fifteen islands or been castaway there and forced into an authentic and mind numbing solitude.
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 | Joseph Stalin: 1878-1953
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| Stalin: Superior to Lenin, crueler than Hitler, absolute despot of the USSR, Time's "Man of the Year" twice, mentor and architect to communists, and the unmatched murderer of all human history.
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 | Cats
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| This user loves cats.
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 | Pain Is Money
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| This user's job takes blood and guts in the most literal sense possible.
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| Anime Lover
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| This user loves anime and is a devoted otaku.
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| Too Many Templates
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| This user puts way too many templates on their page.
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 | I'm Spartacus
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| This user claims to be Spartacus.
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 | Tusken Raider
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| WOOT SNORT ALLAH ACKBAR!!
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| Fire is Pretty
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| This user thinks that fire is pretty.
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 | Burn Her! She's a Witch!
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| This user is on a witch hunt and will burn any witch they find.
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| Violence is quicker
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| Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker.
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 | R.I.P.
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| Steve Irwin
22 February 1962 – 4 September 2006
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 | The PKers got Kenny!
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| Oh my God! You killed Kenny! You bastard!
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| HOARD
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| This user recognizes the difference between a horde and a hoard.
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 | Spies
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| This user thinks Coolo is the greatest spy ever.
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 | SPELING LOL
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| Yuo fayl Englesh? That's unpossablle!
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| Swim swim hungry!
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| This user belives that Dopefish lives and that it's still hungry.
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 | Ban Stupidity
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| This user or group does not tolerate stupid people.
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 | Windows Sucks
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| This user thinks Windows is a load of shit.
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| The President
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| If you can read this, you are not the president.
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 | Killer Whales
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| This user thinks killer whales are better than dolphins, and would totally be a killer whale, but with wings and missiles and shit.
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 | ZERGRUSHKEKEKEKE!!!!
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| This user hates Zergers but hates paranoid chickenshits more.
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 | Don't you know who the fuck I am?!
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| This user is the Juggernaut, bitch!
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 | Rebel Yell
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| Gat resists the invader in the name of freedom.
Odds be damned! Wolverines!!!
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 | Guitarist
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| Gat shreds heavy, thrash, and death metal on a Jackson.
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 | Billy Mays
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| Hi!
Billy Mays here with an amazing product!
But wait, there's more!
Here's how to order!
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 | Popcorn
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| This user enjoys the gentle company of smooth butter with exploded starch as it is distributed indiscriminately upon the masses.
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 | Scarface
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| You wanna play games? Okay, I'll play with you. You wanna play rough? Okay! Say hello to my little friend!
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 | Monogamous
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| This user has only one, single, lone character in Malton.
Alts and zergs are for pansies.
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(I lied about cow tipping to get the template :P)
 | End It All
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| This user wants to quit UD and leave the stupidity, but is very, heavily addicted.
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 | Hunter, Killer, Raider, Guerrilla, Soldier
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| Gat is a guerrilla that hunts and kills the occupation's lackeys in order to secure freedom and liberty.
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 | Fat Dinosaurs
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| It was fast food that killed the dinos!
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 | DOOM
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| Remember to tell your grandkids to put a rocket launcher in your coffin. If you go to Hell when you die, you’ll need it for some final cleaning-up.
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 | Octogram
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| 60% more evil than the average pentagram.
Preorder your very own today!!!
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 | Nerve Agent: VX
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| Lethal Dose: 6-10mg
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| Death to the Sockpuppets!
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| Gat thinks all sockpuppets are inherently evil, and that they should be killed with fire.
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 | COULD YOU STOP USING 12 PISTOLS?!
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| Why do people underestimate the power of Ammo? Having 20 clips/shells in their inventory is more efficient than carrying all those guns.
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| Allez Cuisine!
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| This user believes that brains are a delicacy and should be treated as such.
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| GOOOOOOOOAL!
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| This user supports bringing the World Cup back to Malton.
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| Zombish
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| HGhARRZ NMnGBHAaGB NMRZHAMZ RZBZHAaBGRZ zHRmbARRZh.
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| Zomban
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| Rb-BgGRa MGmAgBAAg MRaBR RaHaBAGbRa ZHGhAaAGm.
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| Morse Code
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| - .... .. ... / ..- -. -.. . .- -.. / ..- ... . .-. / ... .--. . .- -.- ... / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
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(for those owndering vvhat it says... THIS UNDEAD USER SPEAKS MORSE CODE.)
| B-A-N-A-N-A-Z!
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| This user knows exactly what to do with a banana.
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| Zombie Karaoke
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| This undead user enjoys serenading survivors when visiting safehouses.
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 | Mmmm, cheese…
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| Gat really, really likes cheese.
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 | Trigger Happy
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| This user has guns. Do not cross them.
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| Teetotaler
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| Gat does not drink.
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(cus he's 14)
 | Gramear
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| This usar or gruop suport teh use of propper gramer and speling on the Wiki.
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| An Adventurer is Me!
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| Gat plays The Kingdom of Loathing
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 | I'm Smarter
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| This user is smarter than you.
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| Bang!
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| Gat wants spongebobzombiepants to die.
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| Du Nu Nu Nu...
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| Gat can touch this.
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 | Kitten Basket
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| This user thinks that putting kittens in the basket is better than gold.
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| Attack of the Clones
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| Attack of the Dupe Clones!
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 | Toenail
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| If my toenails smelled like peanut butter I'd shave them.
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 | It's Good to be the King
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| This user thinks it's good to be the King.
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(but once a knight, never enough XD)
 | Gangsta Rap
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| This user is correct that it's not the East or the West side, North or the South side, but the Dark Side
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This is the vader rap
 | OMG BUDDHIST MONKS ON FIRE
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| This user believes that any
Suggestion involving fire should
have Buddhist Monks on Fire.
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| Tusken Raider
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| WOOT SNORT ALLAH ACKBAR!!
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 | Flying Spaghetti Monster
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| This user has been touched
by his Noodly Appendage.
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 | SNAKE IS DEAD
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| Snake? Snake?! Snaaaaaaaaaaaaake!
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 | The Sky is Falling!
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| This survivor thinks that the sky is falling and is freaking out accordingly.
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 | Hamters in the Basket Supporter
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| This user or group believes that if John Teabags does in fact put the hamters in the basket that this situation can be resolved.
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 | Mario the Pimp
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| This user believes chicks dig plumbers who do Shrooms.
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 | ZOMGMINOTAURS
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| This user or group supports the vendetta against the stupid deletions on the Deletions Page. Everytime one of them is posted we will Spam it into oblivion.
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 | Pulp Fiction
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| Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
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 | This user > poo
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| Gat claims to be better than crap.
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 | TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!
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| This user has been exposed to chemical pollution and thinks like a purple tentacle.
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 | Gnap! Gnap!
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| This smurf is really smurfed and wants to smurf everyone in the smurf!
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| Scientist
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| This user is a Scientist and is probably off reviving someone.
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| Just Die Already!
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| This user is hoping that Caiger Mall falls soon, because it's about damn time!
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| Spam Bait
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This user makes a lot of logical bad suggestions.
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| The Final Sign of the Apocalypse!
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| One of Mr Aushvitz's suggestions was implemented!
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| Nerf This!
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| This user actually uses the word "nerf" appropriately.
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 | Alien
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| This user is an alien.
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 | Male
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| This user is male.
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 | Why are you still reading these?
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| This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands.
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 | Too Strong!
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| This user thinks that Survivors are too powerful and should be weakened.
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the folowing may or may not appear, I'm going to go into their edit options and get the raw code to post that way I can abuse the max images allowed sometime later on :D
UserTemplate
UserTemplate
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Template:Locked doors
Template:Generator Carry
Template:Gun zombie
| Ouch!
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| That's definitely gonna leave a mark!
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Template:Collector
Template:Dude
Template:Food
Template:Holiday imperialism
Template:Nuke Malton
Template:Gift list
Template:Lots of Letters
Template:Thanksgiving
Template:Full of crap
Template:Frustration
Template:Weapon of Choice
Template:Calculus
Template:Urban Dead
Template:Discussion Page User
Template:Fire VS Fire
Template:Don't Nerf PKing
Template:Zombie Jesus
Template:Sad Template Maker
Template:Zombie Santa
Template:Mrh Cow
Template:No Life
Template:Zombie Axe
Template:Free Running
Template:Plug
Template:Encumbrance
Template:HappyShare
Template:HGG
Template:TemplateWhore
Template:NoGrammar
Template:Tetris
Template:Axe
Template:Slapnuts
Template:PKcount
Template:Waronsheep
Template:ReviveCount
Template:Sleep
flagbox
Template:MoreZombies
Template:IamDead
Template:Feral
Template:BrainRot
NWN gone UD
Template:WayTooLong
 | Delete the Fucking Wiki
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| This user thinks the Urban Dead Wiki is full of morons, is beyond saving and should be completely deleted, its users nuked from orbit. Twice.
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doesn't mean I won't use it :P
Template:Templates on page
 | V is for Santa Claus
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| This user or group supports the vendetta against the Claus Family in Ridleybank. On the 24th of December, we will fly through the air in sleighs and steal their presents. Toys will be ours, and with them, vengeance!!
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| BALLS
| By Zombie Lord
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I agree completely with the premise of the above comic strip
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this user needs to find a template for being unorganised
fools... All the do in hell is play DDR ALL... DAY... LONG!!!!!!
this user believes that everyone deserves life and revives anything that moves. except spongebobzombiepants
Copy this to your profile. Spread the word in game and out. - COMBAT REVIVE ANY PERSON - Take a giant C.R.A.P. on Malton. beerhah.com
now... where was I.... ohh yeah! here's some funny stuffs to look at!
WANTED:
A tall, well-built women with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who apreciated a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music an tal-
king without getting too serious.
but please, only read lines 1, 3, and 5...
things not to say during sex
I have to poop
smile for the camera!
get off me, I'll do it myself!
this is your first time... right?
you're almost as good as my ex!
when is this supposed to feel good?
I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs!
I was so horny tonight, I would have taken a sheep home
keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper
hey! my friends are right! you ARE good!!!
on second thought, lets turn the lights off...
I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!
but everybody looks funny naked!
do I have to pay for this?
NO! you're too fat to be on top. You'd kill me!
actually, your sister "likes" it like this
whats your name again?
hold on, let me change the channel
It's nice being in bed with someone I odn't have to inflate!
uhhh... I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago...
PLEASE
don't throw your cigarrette ends on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer
QU!T 5T3AL!N6 O R LETT3R$
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
= 96%
But ,
A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing
Will take you.
A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7
= 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
I figure I'll add pics to this list when I get better at Wiki editing, but hey! it only took me 3 months to figure out how to make a house on TES Oblivion, the Wiki can't be too much harder... can it? *dun dun DUN!!!!*
Why moderators probably suck:
- Hagnat - Not known for being decisive, but when he is, he's usually wrong. Likes to give preschool "time outs" to people he likes instead of the warnings or bans spelled out in this Wiki's guidelines. Designation: Pandering Idiot.
- Xoid - Has shown he is incapable of controlling himself. What's more, he apologizes for assuming "bad faith" one minute, then assumes "bad faith" and attacks the next. Not sure if even he understands himself. Designation: Simpering Bikehole.
- Cyberbob240 - Given a place on the counsel, he has now been corrupted by the dark side of the force. Now serves the fascist empire like a good apprentice. Designation: He was supposed to be the Chosen One!
- Grim s - Never been a very good person, much less a good moderator. Weak and useless in terms of actual Mod duties - until he gets properly pissed off. Then all bets are off when he... well... verbally assaults folks and cries himself to sleep. Rumor has it that he once got intensely angry while looking at a photograph of a kitten. Designation: Tremendous Bike.</span> ((this deserves to be here cuz its funny :P))
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