User:Kazakum

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I have fought at Caiger and Nichols. I have killed more zombies than I care to remember. I have seen things that few others have seen and have done things few others would do. There is work to be done, and it must be done by someone, otherwise there will be no one.


SSZ, the last bastion of humanity.

Trench coat.jpg Trenchcoater
This user finds no irony in 20 shotguns and katanas.
Zonedefenderslogo.GIF Zone Defenders
This user is a Zone Defender and is sworn to protect the SSZ.
SSZlogo.GIF Survivor Security Zone
Character or Group Name helps to protect the Survivor Security Zone.
Cmslogo1.jpg Caiger Mall Survivor
This user or group assisted in defending Caiger Mall on one or more occasions.
Burnthewitch.jpg Burn Her! She's a Witch!
This user is on a witch hunt and will burn any witch they find.
Rhodes.JPG
Colossus
This user or group is part of the New Malton Colossus.
Holidayimperialism.JPG Stop Holiday Imperialism!
This user refuses to acknowledge the start of Christmas season until the day after Thanksgiving.
Bsfa98.JPG War On Sheep
This user or group is sick of survivors acting like lame sheep. Zombies are supposed to be the herd creatures, not the living!
Syringe.jpg Scientist
This user is a Scientist and is probably off reviving someone.
Medic.jpg Medic
This user is a medic and is probably off healing the troops.
Pissedoff.gif What the Hell is Wrong with you People!?
This user thinks that getting revived takes too freakin' long.
Money.gif Consumer
This user is a consumer and is probably off looting a mall.
BurningCity.jpg Scorched Earth Policy
This user or groups believes that very dangerous areas should be abandoned to the zombies to prevent them from feeding and to minimalize casualties.


Keyhole2.jpg Just Lock the Freaking Doors Already!
This user can't figure out why survivors don't just lock their doors to keep out the zombies.
Bill&ted05.jpg DUDE! It's a Template!
This user has been known to say the word "Dude" from time to time.
Pkdaythumb.jpg Body Count
Kazakum has killed 672 zombies.
Nuke.jpg Just Nuke the Place!
This user thinks the military should drop the bomb on Malton so that the zombies can mutate into something more powerful and finally pose a real threat to survivors. That is, if any of the survivors make it...
Muscle.JPG Too Strong!
This user thinks that zombies are, depending on grammar too powerful and should be weakened.




TEMPLATES!

Spamcollection2.jpg Collector
This user has so many templates that they have to categorize them into groups.
Bbticon.jpg Templates
Kazakum has way too freakin many different templates on his page as of 8/29/07.




My Best:

Smiley.png Template Junkies!
This user is a Template Junkie!
Basketofkittens.gif Kitten Basket
This user thinks that putting kittens in the basket is better than gold.
Bored.jpg Sorry, what was that first part again?
This user has ADD, so don't expect them to pay much attention to anything.
Dogturd.jpg Full of Crap
Kazakum thinks that dumpsters are full of crap.
InigoMontoya.jpg
My Name is Inigo Montoya
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Weapons.JPG Weapon of Choice
This user's weapon of choice is his vodkamelon.
Dead.gif Urban Dead
This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds?
Bloodyturkey.JPG Thanksgiving
This user protests the mass murder of turkeys for Thanksgiving.
FlyingSpaghettiMonster.jpg Flying Spaghetti Monster
This user has been touched

by his Noodly Appendage.

Dolphin.JPG Dolphins
This user thinks dolphins are better than killer whales, and would totally be a dolphin, but with wings and lasers and shit.
Segal.jpg Seagal > Norris
This user knows that Chuck Norris is Steven Seagal's bitch.
Zeppelin.jpg Horse-Drawn Zeppelins FTW!
This user believes that horse-drawn zeppelins are awesome and wants to see them fill the skies of Malton.
Abcletters.jpg SGP, MFD, CMS, UBP...
This user thinks there are enough capital letters used on the wiki to feed every bookworm in the world.
Damn.gif ... Wha?
This user just doesn't care.
ARedRose.jpg Roses are Red...
Violets are Blue.
This user can rhyme;
Don't you wish you could too?
Hamters.jpg Hamters in the Basket Supporter
This user or group believes that if John Teabags does in fact put the hamters in the basket that this situation can be resolved.
Force.gif USE THE FORCE!
This user only uses their powers for good,
and for tipping over small babies.

*No small babies were harmed in the making of this template*

Juggernaut.jpg Don't you know who the fuck I am?!
This user is the Juggernaut, bitch!
Zergrush1.gif ZERGRUSHKEKEKEKE!!!!
This user hates Zergers but hates paranoid chickenshits more.
ErrorUgly.png Too Many Templates
This user puts way too many templates on their page.
Vandalism.gif IT NEVER ENDS!
This user is frustrated by the sheer amount of stupidity and crap on the wiki.
Block.jpg Templates
Kazakum has made 0 templates as of 8/29/07
Wagon.jpg Bandwagon
This user has jumped on
the template bandwagon.



About Me:

Arms.gif Malton Coat of Arms
This user honors the Malton Coat of Arms.


RecentChanges.jpg In Need of WikiRehab
{{{User}}} is addicted to recent changes.
Sign.png Remember To Sign!
This user remembers to sign on talk pages and you should too.
Hiding.jpg OH NOEZ! ZOMBIES!
This user is currently hiding from zombies and is using the best disguise ever!
Pizza.gif Pizza!
This user loves pizza and eats it every chance they get.
Pie.jpg WE WANT PIE!
This user wants pie, if not, you may be in the verge of death...
Starofdavid2.png
Jewish
This user is a Jew.
Nogod.jpg Atheist
This user is an atheist.
Democratslogo.png
Democrat
This user is a Democrat.
LibDemlogo.png
Lib Dem
This user is a Liberal Democrat.
LiberalCanada.jpg Liberal Party of Canada
If you never, EVER, stole anything, then you can be sure you aren't eligible to be in the Liberal Party of Canada.
Usgreenpartylogo.png
Green
This user is a member of the Green Party.
SatanLawyer.jpg Blood Sucking Lawyers
This user thinks all lawyers should all just drop dead.
Zlad.jpg Nifty
This user thinks that the word "nifty" is... well, pretty nifty.
Firingsquad.jpg Firing Squad
{{{1}}}.
Aliengreen.jpg Alien
This user is an alien.
Male.jpeg Male
This user is male.
Crayons.jpg Colors
This user's favorite color is green.
ZJLovesYou.jpg Blessed by Zombie Jesus
This user or group has the blessing of Zombie Jesus. Do you?
ZombieJesus.jpg Bra!z Zambah G-zaz!
This user supports Zombie Jesus in all his glory.
Grab mah banana Barhah! Amen!
Hatz.jpg MOAR HATZ
This user thinks that hats are cool and wants to see every known type of hat in the world in Urban Dead.
IMac.jpg
MACz Rule!
This user loves macs, and thinks that we should nuke microsoft!
Mrh?cow.gif Mrh?
This user is a Mrh Cow at least some of the time.
Lonelyguy.jpeg No Life
This user has nothing better to do than sit around all day and make jokes.
Zombiejz9.JPG What do you mean I can't use an axe?!
This user can't understand why zombies are not allowed to use fire axes.
Gant2.jpg Didn't we make ourselves clear?
Remember kids: Fool me once, shame on you... Fool me twice, YOU ARE DEAD
Sleep.jpg Pseudo Zombie
This user needs more sleep.
Piano.jpg Music Lover
This user likes music.
Freerunningfinal.JPG "Free" Running?
This user believes that Free Running works by means of the Wizard.
Backpacker.JPG Curse You Encumbrance!!!
This user carries around a lot of crap.
JohnnyEnglish.jpg Secret Agent
This user knows no fear, knows no danger, knows nothing
FishHook.jpg OH NOEZ, ME GOT HOOKED!
This user is hooked on {{{Stuff}}}
Niceday.jpg Have a Nice Day!
This User has enough happiness to share with everyone.
RRF-t-shirtjpg.jpg Wearing Shirts
This user knows how to wear a shirt.
Dontpanic.gif DON'T PANIC!
Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!
NoHubbard.jpg Scientology Unfriendly
This user thinks that Scientology is ridiculous.
Heartmath.png Math fun
This user thinks that math is awesome.
Jeff Jarrett.jpg Slapnuts
This user may or may not refer to someone as "slapnuts".
64px-PD-icon.svg.png Anti-Copyright User
This user hates copyrights.
Red Army Choir.jpg Red Army Choir
This User or Group believes the Red Army totally knew how to rock the world, and all modern bands are wannabe sissies. Kalinka, my love, come back to me!
Kareliya (Small).jpg We love Lachryma!!!
Kazakum loves the hot Russian lady!!!
Super mario revolution.jpg Mario is Stalin? Stalin color555.JPG
This User thinks that the famous plumber might not really be some random italian, but Comrade Stalin himself!
Communist Party.png The Communist Party
This is gonna be one hell of a party, and this user intends to join it!
Urban Sniper.jpg Urban Guerilla
This user is part of ongoing the armed struggle in the streets of Malton and will fight the enemies of the people until the revolution is achieved.


Communismflow.JPG Spread Communism
This user thinks Malton lacks significant communist influence, therefore does everything he can to make Malton turn red.
Handandsicklezq1.jpg Revolution
This User or Group supports the belief that zombies are the true revolutionnary force in Malton, created by the capitalists to destroy capitalism.
WIKICOMMUNISM.jpg OMFG COMMUNIST WIKI
This user thinks that the wiki was a communist creation. He also thinks all those who use the wiki will eventually become communists. Therefore, he fully supports the use of wikipedia until the whole damn world turns communist.
MicrosoftDLingCommunism.png Communism
This muchacho downloads mucho communism. Gracias Microsoft for reminding him!
Kim teamamerica.jpg Kim Jong-Il
This User believes that he is Kim Jong-Il. If you don't obey to his every whim, he'll drop the bomb on you.
Fidel Castro.jpg Fidel Castro
This User believes that Fidel is a pussy, and if it wasn't for Che, Cuba would be just another Guatemala or North Korea.
Fascism.gif Fascists
This user or group hates fascists and will do everything in their power to feed them to the zombies.





Clonearmy.JPG Attack of the Clones
Attack of the Dupe Clones!
Optimusprime2.jpg Optimus Prime
The owner of this page believes that Optimus Prime is totally badass and can kick everyone's ass.
Liberty Dam.jpg Supporter of Dam Tactics
I stand against.
Propaganda Drop.jpg Propaganda
This page contains a heavy load of propaganda. The information stated here might be the truth, might be somewhat similar to the truth, or might be an all out lie. The reader is warned to keep this in mind when reading the matters below.
Greedo.jpg Greedo
This user or group supports the theory that Greedo did not shoot first and that there must have been another shooter on the grassy knoll. This shooter was probably a Centaur.
GangstaRapVader.gif Gangsta Rap
This user is correct that it's not the East or the West side, North or the South side, but the Dark Side.
TuskenRaider.jpg Tusken Raider
WOOT SNORT ALLAH ACKBAR!!
Bbticon.jpg Template Whore
This User includes as many templates as possible on his or her User Page.
I mean, come on! Tusken Raider?!?
Harper.jpg Harper
If you live in the 21st century, then you aren't prime minister Stephen Harper.
Generatorcarry.JPG Heavy Lifters, Maybe?
This user can't figure out for the life of them how survivors are able to carry around several portable generators at once.
Noob.gif I'm Smarter
This user is smarter than you.
NoLOL.png Gramear
This usar or gruop suport teh use of propper gramer and speling on the Wiki.
Nogrammar.gif grammer sux!
this user could give a crap less about such things as speling grammer capitalation puctuation or the integrity of the english language as a hole it all sux
Hipnopicard.gif zOMG Picard
This user recognizes Jean-Luc Picard as his only and true master.
Zombiesanta.JPG Zombie Santa's coming to town!
This user is eagerly awaiting the arrival of Zombie Santa on BARHAHmas.
Goodtobetheking.jpg It's Good to be the King
This user thinks it's good to be the King.
FireExit.jpg Directions To Exit
Always follow the arrows when in doubt of where to go.
Blacksmurf.jpg Gnap! Gnap!
This smurf is really smurfed and wants to smurf everyone in the smurf!
Soap.jpg Oh, the drama!
This issue should be a soap opera!
Gun.jpg Trigger Happy
This user has guns. Do not cross them.
PulpFiction.jpg Pulp Fiction
Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Pele.jpg GOOOOOOOOAL!
This user supports bringing the World Cup back to Malton.
Skyisfalling.jpg The Sky is Falling!
This survivor thinks that the sky is falling and is freaking out accordingly.
Bored.jpg Why are you still reading these?
This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands.
Cry.PNG Jesus Cries
This User hates bad Suggestions that make Jesus cry.
Spam1.jpg Spam Bait
This user makes a lot of logical bad suggestions.
Fire.jpg The Final Sign of the Apocalypse!
One of Mr Aushvitz's suggestions was implemented!
RMB.JPG Suggestions
Kazakum has made 0 suggestions as of 8/29/07
Extravaganza.jpg Implemented!
This user has gotten 42 suggestions implemented!
Bubble.jpg Zombish
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Bubble.jpg Zombese
mmzazbz?aa-bzzn,n.nnn,aa-bz?n.z! aaz?z,n.nnzhz?aa-zz-znnzn.z?n.bg.
Bubble.jpg Zomban
Rb-BgGRa MGmAgBAAg MRaBR RaHaBAGbRa ZHGhAaAGm.
Morse.jpg Morse Code
- .... .. ... / ..- -. -.. . .- -.. / ..- ... . .-. / ... .--. . .- -.- ... / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
Banana.gif B-A-N-A-N-A-Z!
This user knows exactly what to do with a banana.
Flame.gif
Fire is Pretty
This user thinks that fire is pretty.
Monk.jpg OMG BUDDHIST MONKS ON FIRE
This user believes that any

Suggestion involving fire should

have Buddhist Monks on Fire.

Firevsfire.GIF Fight Fire with Fire!
This user supports the griefing of griefers.


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