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Krazy Monkey

I am a Sysop You will respect my authoritah!!

You Shall Not Pass That’s Right, You heard me.

u herd rite... dis user iz ah Sysop

Spambit Hunter This user hunts spambits for fun and profit.

Yay carrot =D

I'm Cheese (Matt if you want), I'm 19 and I'm doing a degree in Biomedical Sciences (Molecular Biology) at Uni in Scotland. I've been playing Urban Dead on and off for about 2 and a half years now. I founded the Randoms not long after I started and, against all odds, they still exist today. Only much bigger. And more awesome than ever.

I got made Sysop (on my third attempt) around about the beginning of last year. So ask me if you need a hand with stuff. I'm really nice and I like kittens and shit. Unlike Bill Gates. He huffs kittens.

Evil evil man that he is.

POINTLESS LOL This user or group supports the proper use of The Spam Vote for the most utterly ridiculous suggestions. This user or group also realizes that a Spam Vote is not a Strong Kill.

Drama Levels No drama around? Are we still in the Urban Dead Wiki ? There is little drama. Slow mondays ? Situation normal. There is some drama, but no one is going to die. Misconbitration! Drama all around the wiki! Drama levels not seen since Wikigate! update

Iscariot-o-Meter No problems. The wiki is as normal. There's a couple of minor rants. Nothing wiki-breaking though. Few idle threats, bit of newbie bashing but no-one is going to die. Here comes the Misconduct cases!! ZOMGZ!! WALLS OF TEXT!! MY EYES!!! Nick me here

'Wiki Quiz Master' This User is a member of The Wiki Quiz Masters

Cheeseman Muncher: The Randoms

A huge shotgun with the word "Humphrey" engraved on the barrel is strapped onto the back of a Brown Leather Jacket with several insignias sewn into the arm along with a Golden Badge held on by a weathered strap declaring him to be Field Marshal of the Randoms. Under this is a Buckley Mall Staff T-Shirt emblazoned with the words "The Randoms" in bright red print. Two pistols hang on a belt attached to a dark blue kilt, a third is in a holster on his left sock, just above a pair of Brown Leather Shoes. On the other leg, is a very sharp and pointy looking Sgian Dubh. Covering most of a mass of untidy brown hair is a barely visible blue bandanna overlaid with a brown fedora, a rather obvious pimp hat feather sewn onto it. A set of mirrored sunglasses cover his eyes, and a long white fake beard has began crudely attached to the lower part of his face with string. Around his neck, is a white tie with a small rank insignia stitched into it. Sitting on his shoulder is the first ever Angry Hamish doll.

Cheeseman Muncher is the Founder and current Field Marshal of The Randoms. He founded the group on the 1st of April 2006 and despite two attempts to retire, he has stayed and led his men (and women) through many adventures. They have recently celebrated their second year in Malton and have recently become one of the top 15 groups in the city.

Not bad for a crazy Scotsman eh?

He saved christmas too

Testy McTesterson: Brolly Containment Corporation Service

On the evening of the 3rd of January 2009, Testy was one of 3 people who managed to escape the confines of the quarantine around the city. He had barely made it to the tree line just outside when he was spotted by one of the guard towers. He ran into the forest under heavy pursuit, and spent the next couple of days hiding, living off a few chocolate bars and bottles of water he'd managed to smuggle out with him and getting hopelessly lost.

Unfortunately, they caught up to him on the third day and after striping him of his possessions (which included nothing more than a pocket knife, mobile phone and an old newspaper) dumped him back inside the city just by Bird Boulevard.

Resigned to his fate, Testy will now do his best to make the most of a bad situation. His stuff is long gone, but maybe he can find some new things in the ruins of the city.

Zhazmanz Manzhar: The Ridleybank Resistance Front's Department of Homeland Security

	Department of Homeland Security
	Zhazmanz Manzhar is a member of the Department of Homeland Security and part of the reason why Ridleybank is the safest place for zombies to raise their families (from the dead).

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Templates and Stuff

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Project Welcome Member This user is a proud member of Project Welcome. Cookie Thief This user is not safe around unguarded cookies. Bounty Hunter This User or Group hunts and kills PKers. Malton Emergency Medical Service Matted Monkey is a member of the MEMS. Malton Forensics Unit Matted Monkey is a member of the MFU.

Planned Revivification This user or group supports organized revivification. Bandwagon This user has jumped on the template bandwagon. Malton Fire Department Krazy King is a member of the MFD. Malton Civil Defense Unit John Snake is a member of the MCDU. Random Member Cheeseman is a member of The Randoms.

Grammar This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki. We love Kiki!!! Krazy Monkey loves the hot police lady!!!. We love Karija!!! Krazy Monkey loves the hot nurse lady!!!. DEM Ally Cheeseman Muncher is an ally of the DEM

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I'm Sportacus! This user claims to be Sportacus. I am THE Snake!! This user is THE Solid Snake Manbagz This user understands the value of Manbagz to carry miscellaneous vital items. Visited Buckley Mall This user has visited Buckley Mall. ZOMGZ SRD!! This user is so paranoid of SRD returning to bombard us with more asshatness, they see him everywhere.

Where is Malton? Krazy Monkey thinks that Malton is at the bottom of the garden with the Poddington Peas, Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men, Thunderbird 4, Elvis Presley and Harry Potter. Money Tree Money Really Does Grow On Trees! NAFZ Disapprover This User or Group Disapproves of the NAFZ Scottish This user is Scottish. Sandpit Revolution This user is making a stand!

Doris This is Doris. She's old. Lol Wut? Cheese rendered Tselita speechless!!