User:LCpl Mendoza

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American
This user or group is American.
Malton Civil Defense Unit
LCpl Mendoza is a member of the MCDU.
Image:Zergrush1.gifZERGRUSHKEKEKEKE!!!!
This user hates Zergers but hates paranoid chickenshits more.


Easy!
Just like the stereotypical blonde bimbo, or the fat kid in this picture, this user is easy to get into bed.
Pulp Fiction
Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
In English Next Time
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Image:Trooper-hump-small.gifTHE EMPIRE
Tremble in fear at the might of the Imperial Army!
Death to Labine50!
This user is celebrating the day Labine50 quit urbandead.
Eighth of June
Celebrating Amazing's long overdue banning from the wiki.
Wikipendence Day – June 9, 2006
This user honors the sacrifice of the moderators and innocent wiki citizens that led to Amazing getting banned.
Hell
This user is going to Hell.
WTFCENTAURS
This user or group supports the vendetta against the stupid suggestions on the Suggestions Page. Everytime one of them is posted we will Spam it into oblivion. Victory will be ours, and with it, Pie!
ZOMGMINOTAURS
This user or group supports the vendetta against the stupid deletions on the Deletions Page. Everytime one of them is posted we will Spam it into oblivion.
Greedo
This user or group supports the theory that Greedo did not shoot first and that there must have been another shooter on the grassy knoll. This shooter was probably a Centaur.
ASSHOLE
This person is a sadistic motherfucker, just like the guy who tricked this fat kid into wearing that shirt.


ASSault Supporter
This user or group supports ASS's current ASSault.



MGB Day
On the 27th of May, this User celebrates MGB Day - the day Mattiator Got Banned.

[edit] A Soliloquy Regarding Mendoza, By The Undeadinator

You want to talk about bad motherfuckers? I say, do you want to talk about bad motherfuckers? Because this bad motherfucker here be a BAD motherfucker. I don't know if you know this, but me and Mendoza were in the Corps together. Yeah, that's right. Quang Tri 1972. That was some hard shit. Always had to be on the look-out, 'cuz Charlie would catch you and torture you to death if you got seperated from the regiment. Not me and Mendoza, though. We never got caught. We used to call him "Snake Eyes", on account of he kept a pair of VC eyeballs on a necklace with him all the time. Nobody knows how he got those VC eyeballs, or what he did to the man that used to have them. But we knew. We knew.

Don't nobody fuck with Mendoza.

With warmest regards, The Undeadinator

[edit] Mendoza's Favorite Quotes

Quotes may have been edited to remove what I have considered to be irrelevent text.Contradiction maybe but who gives a shit.

<Sonny> Hunting CDF is like hunting half retarded turkies. There's no challenge

<technerd>"ASS creating Zombies 1 CDFer at a time.."

<Irishmen> Labine should have been aborted and used in stemcell research, that way Christopher Reeve might be alive and Labine would be dead.(Note:Labine is a trenchcoating pussy.and he makes retarded suggestions)

<Sonny> It's like a guy screwing you over so you punch his mom

Neo Irishmen: Damn your like carmean san diego!

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