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August, September, ish

Remember me?

Life is making me suck, a lot. I'm back and ready. Hope to see you soon! --JudeMaverick Talk +1 Jobs 14:32, 14 September 2007 (BST)


Police badge.jpg Excellent Job!
Savant 231 A has given Lachryma a badge for being a damn good zombie killer, and for making good comics!

Seen your page, and comics, and I think you deserve a badge for that.--  Savant  Chit-Chat  18:49, 11 September 2007 (BST)

Your welcome. By the way, please don't call me mister Savant.... I feel like a dog food or something like it :P ...--  Savant  Chit-Chat  13:08, 12 September 2007 (BST)
Oh. Thanks :) I'l keep that in mind.--  Savant  Chit-Chat  17:39, 12 September 2007 (BST)


Rat-ah-tat-tat.jpg Here, have a rat!
P02 Samuel has given Lachryma a rat for just being way too cool!
I just wanted to give you one. :D Sig Sauer.jpg P02 Samuel  Talk to me! Stop that asshole!PoleCatsSig Sauer.jpg 15:04, 11 September 2007 (BST)

Gophers eat Bears

Have a fantastic time at college, Lach! I'm starting up school again on Tuesday, but only after I make this weekend the best fething weekend ever. Stay in touch! --Skitchipoo 01:00, 1 September 2007 (BST)


I like, totally got you! I am like, the trickiest guy! Man, am I like, the like, like, a guy or what? O-right!--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 12:38, 19 August 2007 (BST)

Nah, it's not that interesting.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 07:14, 22 August 2007 (BST)


So, you were the one who made SucidalAngel's page a brainmelting pink! I'd get my lightsabre, but I hate Star Wars.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 10:37, 17 August 2007 (BST)

Yes, that's what they want you to think..... >_> --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 23:31, 17 August 2007 (BST)

Wait, what?

Bitch? You? Yeah right. You're way too nice to be a bitch. :).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 10:07, 15 August 2007 (BST)

Alright, now we start vandalizing. I'll start with the picture, I've always wondered what Lachryma would look like with a beard. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 20:35, 16 August 2007 (BST)
The psyops will treat your defacement of my memory with no mercy!--Lachryma 21:25, 16 August 2007 (BST)
It is a good thing that

Your signature with timestampthere are no psyops here. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:00, 17 August 2007 (BST)

I'd rather Lach stay "the hot Russian lady" instead of becoming the "no longer hot bearded Russian lady". But thats just me.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:05, 17 August 2007 (BST)
Bigger boobs?--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:09, 17 August 2007 (BST)
So no-ones feelings get all hurt, I'm not answering that question. :).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:14, 17 August 2007 (BST)
That little wink at the end looks like a yes. Pervert. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:21, 17 August 2007 (BST)
I said nothing. And it was supposed to be a plain smiley, that doesn't mean anything perverted. :P.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:25, 17 August 2007 (BST)
I could take this further, but I won't.--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:29, 17 August 2007 (BST)
Probably a good idea to stop. She already thinks you're weird, don't want to make that worse do ya'? :P.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:35, 17 August 2007 (BST)
Hm. No matter where I go, people think I'm weird. Or retarded. I don't have to act like this... but I do. Then again it is the INTARWEBZ. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:40, 17 August 2007 (BST)
CAPS LOCK=CRUISE CONTROL FOR KOOL!!!!-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:42, 17 August 2007 (BST)


--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:47, 17 August 2007 (BST)
Please don't do that.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:55, 17 August 2007 (BST)
Sorry sir. :( --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:55, 17 August 2007 (BST)
OMG! I beat my record! 0 MINUTE RESPONSE TIME! YES!! I CAN FINALLY REST! --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:57, 17 August 2007 (BST)
Welcome to the club! Champagne is in the back, and keep all of your "other" activities to the back rooms.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:09, 17 August 2007 (BST)
Oh, like card games and stuff? --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:16, 17 August 2007 (BST)
I like card games. I was meaning DDR. I hate DDR...Grrr....-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:20, 17 August 2007 (BST)
Never got into DDR. Airsoft is where its at. And COD2 somewhat, although I'm not very good (sometimes) and thats pretty much the only game I play nowadays. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:25, 17 August 2007 (BST)

I can't believe that A. You whined about the size of my breasts and B. You blabbed about on my talk page! Go away, before I request that this page be protected!--Lachryma 08:01, 17 August 2007 (BST)

Thats right! You tell 'em Lach! You heard her T.Z, get outta here! :).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 08:52, 17 August 2007 (BST)
NevaR! --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:38, 18 August 2007 (BST)
Nobody talks about my jugs! Wait, I don't have any. Proceed.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 02:00, 18 August 2007 (BST)

......Gone yet?--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:07, 21 August 2007 (BST)



Decided not to go, I'll just try harder to avoid doing anything that might even be close to rule breaking. Anyway, if you're no longer a Cow you're more than welcome to join the Valkyries, although frequent internal conflicts have left us with little accomplished the last few weeks...Izumi Orimoto 02:24, 15 August 2007 (BST)

=(Izumi Orimoto 03:39, 15 August 2007 (BST)

Ghetto Cow is ending?


*cries on your talk page*

--Pyrranha 03:09, 15 August 2007 (BST)


I understand you need to get stuff done IRL. You have my email addy. I would have appreciated some info on the whole you leaving us... would have liked to stage a party or transmission of some sort in-game... and an online party if folks wanted to.

you still have my email if you ever need anything. good luck at berkley. --Eugene 07:05, 13 August 2007 (BST)

I'm back

And I can officially say that I hate Vista, and all the other judgmental pigs that run this wiki. I no longer wish to contribute here, as I will be under constant scrutiny from the administrators. I can't even express myself slightly without receiving a month's ban. So I guess this is goodbye, unless you want to talk to me on my forum which you will always be welcome. Thanks for everything. Izumi Orimoto 05:29, 12 August 2007 (BST)

I don't want to see you go for good either...I feel to have become somewhat close to you, as you and Heiki are the only ones here who haven't disrespected me at some point or other. :/ Please promise you will check my forum sometime, yes?<33 Izumi Orimoto 05:39, 12 August 2007 (BST)


It was a joke, FEWL. I tried PKing, but then the guy I was trying to punch to death blew the crap out of me with his shotty. :(--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 07:31, 10 August 2007 (BST)

Pfft. Wimp. I've killed two DHPD guys. Yeah. One was at 3 hp and surrounded by zombies outside, but still. TWO. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 17:11, 10 August 2007 (BST)
LOAL i pwnd j00 lach--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 21:56, 10 August 2007 (BST)
OMG u iz t3h tr1ckz0rz!!111eleven!! h0w d1d j00 g3t m3?!--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 22:03, 10 August 2007 (BST)
4give m3, l33t haxx0r plz sp4r3 mah skillz--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:00, 11 August 2007 (BST)
i 4m 0nly 1335 k0mp4rd to ur 1337 skillz--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:11, 11 August 2007 (BST)
er, Yuo sepak leik a rarted, dmuby! --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 05:37, 11 August 2007 (BST)
Halten Sie es auf! Alle diese schlechte englische und schlechte Grammatik tötet mich! Ich kann es mehr nicht nehmen!-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:40, 11 August 2007 (BST)
I think you mean to say: Stop it! Everything this bad English and bad grammar kills me! I cannot take it more!--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:41, 11 August 2007 (BST)
I could of sworn I said delay instead of stop, just to throw you guys off...hmmm...-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:44, 11 August 2007 (BST)
I knew how to say "may I have some ice cream, please" in Portuguese once. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 06:03, 11 August 2007 (BST) German is probably at the top of the list next to Portuguese to learn. French, even though It'd be the most useful, is last. Crappy language. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 06:06, 11 August 2007 (BST) I signed twice. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 06:07, 11 August 2007 (BST) Er, thrice. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 06:07, 11 August 2007 (BST) Nevermind. Did I mess up anyone's edit? --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 06:08, 11 August 2007 (BST)
not really.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:11, 11 August 2007 (BST)--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:11, 11 August 2007 (BST)
Aha! So that "really" means I did? --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 06:13, 11 August 2007 (BST)
I doubt it.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 06:14, 11 August 2007 (BST)
It's all a conspiracy.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:15, 11 August 2007 (BST)
-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 06:18, 11 August 2007 (BST)
Zombarchy can't possibly be behind this, no? --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 06:35, 11 August 2007 (BST)
That's what they WANT you to think...--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:37, 11 August 2007 (BST)
This shows that everything is a zombie conspiracy.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 06:41, 11 August 2007 (BST)

Oh, the Cap'n got some friends? Just cute.--Lachryma 07:14, 11 August 2007 (BST)

She's being passive-agressive! Evacuate! You can't fight it... AAAGGHHHAHA!!!!!--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 13:45, 11 August 2007 (BST)
I still have my trump card...Lach's a Feminazi! *runs and hides* Heh, she'll never find me here...-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 14:11, 11 August 2007 (BST)
Move over, that's a good spot!--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 14:19, 11 August 2007 (BST)
No! My box! If you want, you can take the one thats labeled heli-pad, though I can't guarantee that you won't get taken there because the enemy is a bunch of screw ups...-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 14:57, 11 August 2007 (BST)
I can't believe you called me a Feminazi, unprovoked. What did I do to you?--Lachryma 18:07, 11 August 2007 (BST)
Remember that time you put him in a gas chamber because he was a dude?--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 23:04, 11 August 2007 (BST)
You did nothing, kind lady. I told you, I suck at arguing and verbal fighting. :).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 23:58, 11 August 2007 (BST)
I'll teach you.

1) When attempting to start an argument, leave some sort of flaw that a fool will be able to notice, point out and argue. This will focus their thoughts on one area so you can hopefully catch them off guard.

2) Be stubborn. Don't give up, but don't try to pick a topic that you can't succeed in, only fools can win at those types.

3) Never, I mean NEVER start a Mac vs PC argument. Period. These things never end, no matter how many links, videos and insults your through at them. You can't win. (I've tried it, I almost died).

4) Know your enemy. If he/she seems to be very good at arguing at one part try to change topics (within, the main topic itself). You might even have to concede defeat, unless your a fool (you don't need to read this if thats the case).

5) Always be spontaneous. Keep making stuff up, but try to put a little bit of fact in.Everything I do on this wiki has been done without little preparation, I just start typing. Big things are done in a few hours during the afternoon. Don't take hours between responses, that just leaves more time for your opponent to come up with more crap.

6) Bullshit. Lots. It works really well.

7) Don't argue with smart people unless you are either a fool or really stupid and stubborn.

8) Also, Lachryma means tear in Latin. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 00:20, 12 August 2007 (BST)

Sadly, I believe Angel has many issues with 7. But I'm no expert.--Lachryma 00:36, 12 August 2007 (BST)
Yeah, we already talked about that on the NMC forums. This is a wikipedia article that gives a nice list of random stuffs. And hey, I'm not the one that usualyy starts the arguments. ;).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:41, 12 August 2007 (BST)
Yah, but you keep dem arguments going for fething ever!--Lachryma 01:21, 12 August 2007 (BST)
Hey, not my fault you keep responding! Though I'd probably pester the person even if they did stop responding...-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:31, 12 August 2007 (BST)
I this wiki and the power to do whatever I want.--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:34, 12 August 2007 (BST)
That was random. Can't you get your own wiki too?--Lachryma 01:50, 12 August 2007 (BST)
Of course he can get his own wiki, but what would he put on it? How everyone on this wiki has some kind of mental deficiency, one way or another? Or how people like to start stuff over the smallest things? :).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:56, 12 August 2007 (BST)
He could have pages of black hearts! --Lachryma 02:13, 12 August 2007 (BST)
Black? Why do I see purple then?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:16, 12 August 2007 (BST)
Now I see pink. It must be a conspiracy.--Lachryma 02:35, 12 August 2007 (BST)
I see olive drab...ZOMG! ZMOB!E CONSPIRACY!-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:48, 12 August 2007 (BST)
Ick, it is the color of rotten flesh, gross...--Lachryma 02:53, 12 August 2007 (BST)
ZOMG! EVEN BIGGER ZMOB!E CONSPIRACY! There are many hearts, all of them different colors. What do they symbolize? Life and death? Love and hatred? Seven levels of Hell? We shall never know...-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:59, 12 August 2007 (BST)
It doesn't matter, I have every page of mine backed up on my hard drive. :).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:47, 12 August 2007 (BST)
Right, but I have some "ehem" connections (I can use bribe on Vista). --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 03:49, 12 August 2007 (BST)--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 03:49, 12 August 2007 (BST)
Awww, you ain't gonna try and get me banned over some playful fun are ya'?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:52, 12 August 2007 (BST)
I see. No deletion. Scared yes? Bribes can only get me so far, I'd have to overthrow the creator. With some minions at my command it could be possible, but I'd need to corrupt most of the sysops to succeed. "Supreme Leader Target Zombie" I like that.--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 03:59, 12 August 2007 (BST)
You still haven't deleted my page, like you threatened. Or are you too chicken? Afriad I might take you to Vandal Banning? :P.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:04, 12 August 2007 (BST)
O, you asked for it. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 04:05, 12 August 2007 (BST)
I don't quite know what y'all are talking about, probably due to a conversation on Angel's talk page. How about you two use your own talk pages to continue talking to each other, k?--Lachryma 05:09, 12 August 2007 (BST)
But I leik usng ur pag!-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:37, 12 August 2007 (BST)


Well, I go MIA and now we exist no more, I almost feel guilty. Good thing I set that email notification for my talk page or I wouldn't even found out until I could come back. Real life got you too, right?-- Che -T GC X 04:23, 8 August 2007 (BST)

Yeah, I had to avenge my own death. Some fool PKed my PKer, and I got him and his team leader the next day, and that started a nice little war. Now I'm tempted to come back, specially since I heard the Cap'n is back. Well, someone will probably make some group like "GC will never die" or "Hell no we wont go" and annoy me into come back-- Che -T GC X 21:41, 8 August 2007 (BST)


Ghetto Cow is ending. Please vote in the historical groups section, and remove the GC tag from your profile. Thank you.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 19:44, 7 August 2007 (BST)

Don't think that you're exempt from the annoying message. :). Those guys might comeback during the voting, and we'd want them to see it, right? And I just realized that I even put this on my own talk page. I thought the colors looked familiar...-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:10, 7 August 2007 (BST)
I wasn't paying attention. I just went through the whole list...Why else would I have put one on my page?*Slaps forehead* I need to think more often...-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:16, 7 August 2007 (BST)
:).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:28, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Really? I must not have noticed due to the insane amounts of spam I was generating. :).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:38, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Actually, it's a shade of brown. Got any suggestions for the font color? Not blindingly bright like pink or something, but not dark to where it can't be read either.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:02, 8 August 2007 (BST)
Olive Drab isn't in my user page code. It's in my sidebar, but not the user page. Want proof?

{| cellpadding=5 cellspacing=0 style="border: black 2px solid; width: 100%;" |- style="background-color: Indigo" |__NOTOC__ {{User:Scrapped/Headline|User:Selbstmörderischer Engel}} {{User:Suicidalangel/Sidebar}} {{User:Suicidalangel/Nav}} :::[[Image:Selbstmörderischer Engel.png]] <font face="Monotype Corsiva" size=3> <font color=RosyBrown>

Thats my userpage code. I see RosyBrown, not OliveDrab, or any other shade of green. :). If you want my side bar code, click Seitenstab.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:40, 8 August 2007 (BST)
Ah, I see. I thought you were complaining about the font color, not the sidebar. Well in that case, I don't need your help. I like the color how it is, and it stays. :).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:55, 8 August 2007 (BST)
Hey, I saw some guy messing with the Motherlandbank. I didn't see anything about you giving him permission, so before I start yelling at him, I figured I'd come see about it. He didn't really do much, but still...-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 21:30, 14 August 2007 (BST)
Whats Elbowhead doing now? --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 21:38, 14 August 2007 (BST)


I have finally gotten over that habit, and I'm using it regualarly! Yay for ED9! --Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 20:20, 6 August 2007 (BST)

Yes, true, but I do that so I don't confuse myself. Heck, I'm using the preview button, on a template I'm making now. --Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 21:07, 6 August 2007 (BST)
Might I ask why you care? There's no law that says that I have to preview button, now is there? --Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 21:37, 6 August 2007 (BST)
Well, good for u. Now I'm going to put another 500 changes to my nav... --Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 21:37, 6 August 2007 (BST)
Sure it will. Just like those idiotic comics you make. --Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 21:52, 6 August 2007 (BST)
I find her comics very helpful, kind of like the best way to learn medical skills is to shoot yourself in the foot and fix it yourself.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 22:00, 6 August 2007 (BST)
Comments? Well, I don't want to even try to do better, because I would look like a ass. --Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 22:07, 6 August 2007 (BST)
Did I say comments? Silly me, my bad. I was multitasking at that moment, and got confused...Sorry!-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 22:09, 6 August 2007 (BST)
I bet I could do better, but thewn I would still look like an ass. Ok, what the hell - [1] --Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 22:22, 6 August 2007 (BST)

I hear sad things about Ghetto Cow

Shutting down. Not true? --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 12:03, 6 August 2007 (BST)

Couldn't you hand it over to SA or the Cap or both?? --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 01:01, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Wow... I understand how it is though, everyone has to leave sometime. I was just going to thank you for helping out a newb like me when I was just starting out. I actually came to ask GC to join The KBE Alliance against the LUE threat... but I can see that it is over. Where are you going to retire your character(s)?--Big Bur 05:15, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Nah, it seems the KBE Alliance is stationary, but I'm not! I'm sending my alt character, Wuffy, over to Stickling as we speak. He's part of the CMS-Bounty Hunter Unit. Will I be welcomed with open arms? Haha.--Big Bur 09:42, 7 August 2007 (BST)

NOOOO! You're not really leaving, are you? --Private Mark 19:31, 7 August 2007 (BST)

A too bad. So, your going forwards and onwards to better things now?-- Vista  +1  20:05, 7 August 2007 (BST)

Rat-ah-tat-tat.jpg Here, have a rat!
Vista has given Lachryma a rat for going onwards to shinier things
Haha, oh well. I know you need the help, and a good LUE fight might settle my mind before they show up at Caiger....Hmmmmm.... I might show up, we'll see. Sorry I can't bring the whole gang out to play :(--Big Bur 00:41, 8 August 2007 (BST)

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111.... Well, it was nice knowing you, and you were a great one to fight alongside against the zombie menace. I shall go place me vote... *salutes you one last time* --Private Mark 02:15, 8 August 2007 (BST)

Wait, your leaving? --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:19, 8 August 2007 (BST)

So I've got my alt to Alder Row outside Stickling...Can I hold a revive please Lach? Thanks! (His name is Wuffy by the way).--Big Bur 06:55, 8 August 2007 (BST)
Already in Whippey girlfraynd. Ready fo' battle!--Big Bur 05:05, 9 August 2007 (BST)
HAVE YOU GONE YET!?!?! --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 22:18, 11 August 2007 (BST)

Kitten Huffing! don't like macs - [2] --Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 14:57, 4 August 2007 (BST)

--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 04:19, 5 August 2007 (BST)
Macs rule! Hater!! :P -Nice symbol...  --Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 01:56, 6 August 2007 (BST)
Mac users are going to hell. Have fun! :).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:13, 6 August 2007 (BST)
here and here --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS CRF pr0n 02:54, 6 August 2007 (BST)
I like Maddox's take on Mac users myself. Now get off my talk page.--Lachryma 03:02, 6 August 2007 (BST)
Aww...Do we have to? It's not like were turning it into Random Feth.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:35, 6 August 2007 (BST)
I guess y'all can stick around...but I imagine you'll run out of stuff to talk about. I mean, they're just Macs...--Lachryma 06:13, 6 August 2007 (BST)
Hmmm...good point...-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 06:16, 6 August 2007 (BST)
ONE MORE TIME! WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE! --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS CRF pr0n 06:23, 6 August 2007 (BST)
I've read those so many times over the past few years... link some more, I find them slightly amusing. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 04:27, 6 August 2007 (BST)
Where did I see that qoute from? Oh yea...the NMC forums...It looks like I was mind raped by Sonny and SA into becoming an Anonymous. (.. / - .... .. -. -.- / .. .----. -- / --- -. / -.-. .-. .- -.-. -.- .-.-.-) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 12:12, 6 August 2007 (BST)
Join Us Lach...Join Us...Or just ignore me. Or make fun of me. All three of them are fun things to do. Trust me, I'd know.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 22:17, 6 August 2007 (BST)
Join you fools? Thus giving up my identity and my personality? I think not.--Lachryma 22:20, 6 August 2007 (BST)
I got freakin' mind raped! I most have revenge! (Goes to SA's house with a sniper rifle, only to come back with a money tree) DAMN IT! He just mind raped me again! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 01:41, 7 August 2007 (BST)
I no live in house. I live in apartment. :P-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:46, 7 August 2007 (BST)
(Runs to SA's appartment with another sniper rifle returning with a tricked out Mustang) Oi! SA just gave me a great deal on this car and I....DAMN IT! I got mind raped again! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 01:50, 7 August 2007 (BST)
I don't have a car. It takes me 40 minutes to walk to work...Anything else you care to get wrong about me? ;).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:53, 7 August 2007 (BST)
I didn't say the car was originally yours, did I? (Police sirens sound) Ah shit...this car has LoJack... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 01:56, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Not only that, but it also has a neat little toy hidden in the glovebox. (HINT! It's a PPK!) Use it wisely...-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:59, 7 August 2007 (BST)
(Opens glove compartment and takes the thing out) This isn't a's a freakin' water gun! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 02:02, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Oh...wait...Thats right, I was cleaning it last night...Silly me. Well, have fun getting shot!-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:03, 7 August 2007 (BST)
(Throws water gun at nearest police cruiser. Police cruiser spins out of control and hits the other cruisers, creating a big pileup of police cruisers) Well...that's one way to do it...(A police helicopter comes out of nowhere) DAMN IT! Now they have air support! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 02:06, 7 August 2007 (BST)
I'm glad I was listening to MIA when I read the proceeding conversation, otherwise I'd have lost a few IQ points. Improve this conversation or talk elsewhere!--Lachryma 02:16, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Um...I'll go with this section's original topic....MAC SUCKS!!! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 02:18, 7 August 2007 (BST)
How may we improve this conversation, oh Great Leader?!?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:19, 7 August 2007 (BST)
You stick on topic (MAC SUCKS!!!) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 02:21, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Okay...sticking on heading topic, Axe hack needs to lay off the kittens. :P.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:25, 7 August 2007 (BST)
DOH.jpg D'OH!
This user has just done something stupid.

--•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 02:26, 7 August 2007 (BST)

I think we should wrap this up, before the Scary lady gets mad ats usis (pronounced us-es).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:27, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Lach is probably stalking the recent changes page right now...
Stalker.jpg Stalker
This user stalks the Recent Changes page.

--•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 02:29, 7 August 2007 (BST)

Grrr, I can't even edit my own damn talk page cuz of constant edit conflicts! Go away!--Lachryma 02:30, 7 August 2007 (BST)

Okay. Good bye then!*waves*-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:37, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Um...will these cheer you up?
Diamonds.JPG Diamonds!
This user thinks diamonds are shiny.
Money tree.jpg Money Tree
Money Really Does Grow On Trees!
GoldInBasketCropped.jpg Gold in the Basket
This user resolved the situation by putting the gold in the basket.

And I'll give you a rat too. I just can't catch one... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 02:41, 7 August 2007 (BST)

Give me the rat, then hit the road before I take both of you to Arbitration for being fools, bugging me, and having bad avatars on the NMC forum.--Lachryma 02:46, 7 August 2007 (BST)
Rat-ah-tat-tat.jpg Here, have a rat!
Axe Hack has given Lachryma a rat for no reason at all

Happy now? Have a cookie too.

Cookie.jpg A FREE COOKIE
Axe Hack has given Lachryma a cookie for no reason at all

Bye.--•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 02:50, 7 August 2007 (BST)

Thanks mister. Late-errrz!--Lachryma 02:55, 7 August 2007 (BST)

Is sad

Well, that and I found out how to use MSN. So why is GC shutting down? Impatient for a historical group nomination?--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 00:39, 5 August 2007 (BST)

No, Lach thinks college is more important than us. :'(.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:36, 5 August 2007 (BST)
Well, the fact that 31 peeps are still GC fans might get quite a few pedantic mods on your ass. Wh y not just give over leadership to ev933n or something?--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 15:00, 5 August 2007 (BST)
Yeah, I hate forums too, but only because they're too confusing. Ev was probably attacked by one a s a child. And no-one wants to end up like post-ron C4NT, so go ahead. Sort of. Wah. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 07:40, 6 August 2007 (BST)

Is sad to hear you are leaving and stopping GC. Well, I suppose many things in life are more important than a computer game. Good luck! :) --JohnRubin 15:32, 9 August 2007 (BST)

Gregory wuvs j00

Rat-ah-tat-tat.jpg Here, have a rat!
Gregory has given Lachryma a rat for being consistently awake and entertaining at 2 a.m. on the NMC forum.

-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 09:47, 4 August 2007 (BST)

Kristi of the Dead

I like having a whole heading with my name...I just wanted to drop by and tell you how much I love your comic. Thank you so much for doing and I'm sorry it took me so long to notice it and respond...I don't spend much time on the wiki ;). All your comics are funny though I don't know why they tickle me so much but I like em alot...thanks again for doing one for me :D--Kristi of the Dead 06:15, 4 August 2007 (BST)

oh you're not bothering me at all :D...I play this game to make new and interesting friends and you're certainly interesting. I'd like ya to feel free to talk or chat with me anytime you seem a decent sort :D--Kristi of the Dead 06:38, 4 August 2007 (BST)

Wrestling Monkeys

Not really, I was playing Counter-Strike. Same thing though, I guess.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 14:07, 4 August 2007 (BST)

Except for the fact that monkeys don't hop around, saying three letter words that refer to someones sexuality, and making constant references to someones maternal figure. :).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 14:20, 4 August 2007 (BST)
True.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 00:39, 5 August 2007 (BST)


So, you killed me?!!! --Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 03:49, 4 August 2007 (BST)

So, SoveitRat is going down... Did you realize that I'm a BH. --Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 14:47, 4 August 2007 (BST)

A suggestion

I hope you will love it. :) --JohnRubin 12:06, 2 August 2007 (BST)

Propaganda Much?

Thought you might be interested in this. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 07:22, 2 August 2007 (BST)

Oh wow that's really weird. It was working yesterday. Dammit! --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 00:56, 3 August 2007 (BST)


After being with LUE cracking open some fools, I need to say something. It should always be BARRICDE,KILL,HEAL not BARRICE,HEAL,KILL. Healing doesn't help when you have zombie chewing on ya survivors. Solve the problem! Shoot 'em in the face!--User:Axe27/Sig 23:01, 1 August 2007 (BST)

Club Vagg vip status

The Imagine organization has taken up the management of Malton's premier lesbian nightclub, Club Vagg. This club has a history of putting counter-culture groups on its VIP list (regardless of gender) and the Imagine organization (always a supporter of the counter-culture) is happy to say we have extended VIP status at "The Vagg" to you.

New to the club

Thanks for letting me join up with you guys. I would have responed sooner but I was having trouble with wiki. Oh yeah! When do I get my rat??? --Fight for life 21:14, 28 July 2007 (BST)

I've officially left you guys for dead

Dux Alleius is no longer with GC. Thanks for the big bash you guys gave me while I was with you. You made playing UD enjoyable!. I'll stay at Stickling or where ever for a little longer before I move to the Zone. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 04:06, 28 July 2007 (BST)

The Vandal Report...

No problem. The vandal tag isn't required, but what I really fixed was the guy's name tag. You can't have spaces in the link, you have to use _ for spaces. Remember now? ;). Oh, and before I forget...

Rat-ah-tat-tat.jpg Here, have a rat!
Suicidalangel has given Lachryma a rat for making his talk page look sexy.
I have no colour coordination at all. Looks much better this way.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 07:51, 25 July 2007 (BST)
Aw dang. I was hoping your blondness would kick in, and that you'd believe me, that way I can turn around and say "Ha ha, you silly blond! You can have spaces! Thats why you don't believe everything you hear!". But no, you had to ruin it for me. :P.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 21:56, 25 July 2007 (BST)
Curse you and your super secret mind-reading powers! And are you having fun changing the color every time you post? ;).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:10, 26 July 2007 (BST)


Yes. SweetHikari is my former GKer alt in Dulston. I got bored with that and decided to develop her as a healing character, but these idiots in the hospital wont stop killing me despite the fact I haven't destroyed any generators since May and have been "punished" for infinitely more crimes than I have committed. So its pissing me off. Izumi Orimoto 01:41, 25 July 2007 (BST)

Actually, my zombie alt's horde is on its way to Dulston as we speak. Perhaps you've heard of Lady Ragnarok of the De-vivification Experts of Malton? They're an awesome group and I really have fun with them. Of course I also run three groups of my own...*rolls eyes* Izumi Orimoto 03:00, 25 July 2007 (BST)

The Lockettside Valkyries, Aura, and PK'ers' Revenge are all run by one of my alts, although with the Valkyries being the obvious exception, my groups only have a few members apiece. The DvEM don't have really a 'leader', but you should talk to Zuludeacon, our representative.

I'm afraid not, we pride ourselves by being a completely in-game group. You can probably contact him at the DvEM talk page, but it may take some time for you to get a reply. Izumi Orimoto 05:08, 25 July 2007 (BST)

Back with a vengeance

Hey, hey. Sorry I havn't been with the program recently. Been on a trip. And I've only got a week before I leave on another one so you'll probably see very little of me. Thought I'd let you know.--Two Kings 00:27, 24 July 2007 (BST)

Hey Lachryma

Hi! How's GC and UD going for you? NEhow, I saw that you're standing for election - just to say good luck and you've got (one of) my vote(s)! PS - I was part of GC during the 4th Caiger siege if you don't remember ;) --xensyriaT 14:41, 23 July 2007 (BST)

here is your rat!

Rat-ah-tat-tat.jpg Here, have a rat!
sexualharrison has given Lachryma a rat for Being a wiki goddess and for being my willing wiki slave.

here ya go babe, hope you like it.----Sexualharrison MR ה TStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 18:20, 23 July 2007 (BST)

Take this

Itsdangeroustogoalone.jpg --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS CRF pr0n 17:35, 2 August 2007 (BST)


You maul Lachryma for 3 damage, and grab hold of their blood-soaked black bandanna. They die.

Barhah, harman hambargar! :D --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 22:26, 16 August 2007 (BST)

hey, now that you are dead and ending the Ghetto Cow, why dont you become the new Mistress of Dead ? I think they are in need of one to worship. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 22:29, 16 August 2007 (BST)

i just noticed you got yourself revived. I guess that idling out in blackmore will have to wait a little while, heh ? Anyway, welcome back to the world of the living... it will be a pleasure killing you again in the fields of battle. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 05:30, 3 September 2007 (BST)

hum, must be a mistake of mine then... your profile is showing as Military instead of Zombie and i assumed... and there is the fact that your contact is no longer striked out, which raised my attention to your profile. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 12:43, 3 September 2007 (BST)


hello--Darkmagic 04:19, 13 September 2007 (BST)

Mid to Late June, Early to Mid July

Roachtown wiki

I just put it right back the way it was... Thing is it's a big mess, and especially the template formatting was all screwed up and I wanted to fix it. Also, all the information isn't very well organised for new players, or anyone really, to find stuff in, IMO. I wasn't changing content, just organisation... --WanYao 00:10, 23 July 2007 (BST)


Did you see what that link was for that I put on this page last night? Was I not supposed to make that knowledge public or something?--Big Bur 23:14, 21 July 2007 (BST)

Hmm.... That's weird. I guess something must have malfunctioned. I had taken a screenshot of a graveyard near Caiger, in which I found a myriad of dead bodies which included the infamous Ron Burgundy. You said he wandered off, and I was just letting you know that I found him near Caiger, dead. I just thought it was kind of weird, I mean, what are the chances that I would have found him?--Big Bur 01:41, 22 July 2007 (BST)
I guess he became infamous, or famous rather, when he reported on Ling the panda. His story is amazing, what can I say? So did I join UD too late? I keep hearing about all these old groups that don't exist anymore, and of a land where epic battles took place and survivors could actually stave off zombie hordes. I can't help but wonder if I've missed the glory days already... or did I join in the middle of them?--Big Bur 03:50, 22 July 2007 (BST)
Haha, alright. Okay, I agree, I misused "infamous" in my previous post. I'm not going to lie, it sounded good there, but it didn't fit. I'm going to Mehico next week, I hope LUE doesn't attack while I'm gone... :(

--Big Bur 05:27, 22 July 2007 (BST)

6 dayssss.... Yeah, I guess I'm going to miss it....--Big Bur 05:34, 22 July 2007 (BST)

I'm going to Cozumel for sure, but who knows from there. I might take a ferry to the mainland and go to some ruins. Who knows? It's always fun though, regardless. Have you ever been?--Big Bur 05:39, 22 July 2007 (BST)

Eh? What'd i do?

Topic!, what exactly did i do! when did i mess up!?!?! i usually know these things. Edit: oh yea i see what you mean. Sorry ideas just pop into my head (like this is also gonna spam it because i just realized what you were talking about). Besides thats the entire Wiki! you cant blame me for standing out from everybody, its a mental problem not a wiki problem--Someguy5031 05:35, 20 July 2007 (BST)


Hey Lach, I have another question. If you go to Vito Mortis' talk page you can see a screenshot from a zombie's perspective. What I noticed is that he had some widgets or something that allow him to do things that normal zombies cannot... or at least I think he does (let me know if it's normal and I'm stupid). But anyway, if there are things I can download or something to help me out, where can I get them from? Thanks again.--Big Bur 05:51, 18 July 2007 (BST)

Awrite, coo. Do you happen to use any of those extinctions, or can you tell me if any of them are worthwhile etc.?--Big Bur 06:19, 18 July 2007 (BST)
Wow... Alright, thanks. I DLed UDtool bar, and I must say, it brings the game to a whole new level. I can see where some people would hate it though... I would suggest DL'ing it at least once and seeing if you like it. It also works with the homing beacon in case you were wondering. For some reason though, it won't let me scroll down to see everything at the bottom of the page. The only way I can see everything is if I full screen F11 it. Oh well, I like it. So, how are things with G Cow?--Big Bur 07:33, 18 July 2007 (BST)


For the update. I'm dead now, but I have three hot, shiny needles for when I wake up.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:05, 18 July 2007 (BST)

Thank you for posting in French. Brightens my page with Cultural Diversity. Anyway, I meant the update on the GC headline type thing saying the RP is the church.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:22, 18 July 2007 (BST)
I took it to an online translator again, and what I get is "Of nothing, the mister! I hope just that I does not die pa". Seriously, these people need to work on these things. The english is generally flawed, along with quite a bit of the German. I think I know the gist of what you're saying, and I hope you don't die either. I need somebody to shankitate me with a pointy object don't I?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:51, 18 July 2007 (BST)
Like Yeah! I could totally program a better German translator! Problem is, I'm a lazy fuck! Isn't that sooooo inconvenient!?! I'm just messing with you. :P. Anyway, yeah these translator suck. Big time. And a revive would be nice, but useless until 5 or so EDT. I'd have around 40 or so AP then. P.S. I is bored. Please start a foundation to raise 400 dollars and waste it on a add-on hard drive so I can mod games (turns out Vista has a built in security thing that disables this, looks like I have a long night of code hacking ahead of me), and get a scanner to upload my pretty (and some not so pretty (more like scary/disturbing as hell) artwork. I then wouldn't have to steal others artwork and paste my name on it, while still giving credit to the original creator.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:58, 18 July 2007 (BST)
Actually, I didn't know until about 3 minutes before I replied back to you. I finally got around to working on a mod of mine, when it started bringing up this bullshit of it being a security threat. The first time this sort of thing happened, I was installing StarCraft itself. It was 3 hours after I bought this PC, and my first experience with Vista, so I fumbled around a bit, and it stopped. Now, I'm taking that entire security measure out of the system all together. I can protect my PC better than any stupid PC program anyway.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 06:09, 18 July 2007 (BST)
Well, I use a map editor that I made, I can use that almost problem free. But thats not the problem. The problem is when I try to use a mod, it gets all pissy and starts spouting stuff about security problems, then it won't load the files anymore. I can make the mods (at least with the proper hacking away at the core stuff of Vista) but at the moment, I still can't run them.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 06:49, 18 July 2007 (BST)
Karek is completely right. I scrounged around in my basement and garage for a while, found my old XP and 98SE OS disks, and I've now installed them on my pc. XP, for when I need it, 98, because it works best with StarCraft. And Hot Coffee was a mod for a game that didn't need to be made in the first place. I'd rather play the first one with the shitty graphics than Vice City, or San Andreas. But thats just me.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 19:24, 18 July 2007 (BST)
98 works better with StarCraft because A) 98 itself boots up faster than Vista and XP B) There were never problems installing it, like what happens with XP and Vista C)Games always work better with the OS that was developed in the same time period as the game. F.E.A.R. works better with XP, not Vista, Halo 2 Vista works better with Vista instead of XP (yes it is possible to run it in XP), WarCraft 1 runs better on 95 than windows 98. I've never actually played Andreas, or anything other than the first and second ones really, after playing Vice city for about 15 minutes, my jaded and cynical self quit, and threw the game out the window. Don't upgrade to Vista, it's a performance sucking, hulking and hard to navigate beast that looks pretty. Thats it. I'd rather run windows 95 than Vista. At least I found my XP and 98 boot discs, in a few days I'll be back to the Goldene Zeiten.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:42, 19 July 2007 (BST)
I guess thats because I installed it on all the shitty PCs our school had. It worked goood on my PC, but every other comp I tried to put it on with XP had problems. Maybe they were missing an update or something? Dunno, I used my laptop instead of those crappy things. Anyway, yeah. Vista is like marriage. Both drag your performance down to fractions of what it once was. ;).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 07:50, 19 July 2007 (BST)
I got away with it because our computer tech (thats right, my school is so poor we can only afford one, and we have to share him with the local elementary) is a lazy bum, who didn't come to work too often. Always calling in sick, so I decided to help when I had time. Mostly it was a case of a teacher or student somehow delting a very important boot file or something. Fools. And the maariage analogy? You meant disturbingly true, right? :P. I've never been to Mexico, and quite frankly, if it's as hot as everyone says, I'm never going there.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 08:34, 19 July 2007 (BST)
I had a Mac dropped on me while I was sleeping once. I then hooked it up, started using it, and subsequently cried. I'd rather choke than use a Mac. Windows ain't much better, but hey, I get a right click ability on windows. And I can use .exe.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 19:54, 19 July 2007 (BST)

Beat the system?

Even with teamwork, I don't think so. Not even those Amazonian warriors here in Malton could do anything about the system. Whatever that is anyway. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 06:33, 15 July 2007 (BST)

Eh, whatever. Im bored. Have anything exciting to let me know about? --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 07:23, 15 July 2007 (BST)

Whippy? Was it an alt of mine, or Ducis himself? Oh, I've also got my rotter revived finally. He got revived, I asked for healing (infected), then I got killed. Then revived again. A painful hour indeed. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 10:18, 15 July 2007 (BST)

Yeah, my rotter got the clothes. He's now gonna get some spray cans and a fire axe. And another flak jacket. Can't wait until Kevan makes them a wearable item. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 10:37, 15 July 2007 (BST)
I dunno. I thought he said he would, but I'm still waiting to see. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 10:56, 15 July 2007 (BST)
Huh? Potential member? --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 13:13, 15 July 2007 (BST)
Right, I thought you meant the Zone Defenders! Duhhhh indeed. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 01:15, 16 July 2007 (BST)
Yeah total coincidence. Actually He might have to leave GC. You see, my char in the ZDers was (and kinda still is) a pker, and doesn't help my survivor buddies at all. So I think Dux Alleius is going to the ZDers. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 01:38, 16 July 2007 (BST)
Oh, I'll stay at Stickling or whatever it is for a bit, no problem. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 01:52, 16 July 2007 (BST)

Did someone say Pie?

I'm guessing thats me right? I mean, I'm the only one spammy, and easily distracted enough to say that.;).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 06:54, 15 July 2007 (BST)

Well, I can't tell if that last part was serious or not, but I didn't find it offensive. Hell, if it actually was me, that'd be cool. Then I could spout out lines like "No autograohs please, us famous people have places to go, things to do...".;).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 07:03, 15 July 2007 (BST)
I'm sorry Miss. I don't have much time to talk, seeing as how I'm famous now.XD.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 07:10, 15 July 2007 (BST)
BULLSHI-...Wait..Yes...I think you did. Hmmm, I guess I stop now then.:).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 07:15, 15 July 2007 (BST)

Under The Stars

Just saying hi.-- Vista  +1  03:05, 15 July 2007 (BST)

What can I say... evil...-Good night. It's four in the morning here-- Vista  +1  03:18, 15 July 2007 (BST)

Alright, this is understandable.

I would appreciate a rat, therefore I will accept your offer. Oh, I was meaning to ask you too, if LUE makes it's way to Caiger, would Ghetto Cow join in on the fun? I mean, LUE is a pretty big horde, and I'd like the Cow fighting along side the CMS. It would beith cooleth. Rat time!--Big Bur 01:08, 15 July 2007 (BST)

Okay, that is reasonable. Yeah, I'm semi-new, so I don't know much about any brigades being burninated at Caiger... Oh well. To be honest, I don't care what group I'm in, I just want to be in a survivor group that participates in HUGE glorious battles, filled with many a kill and such. Can Ghetto Cow or C4NT provide me with that?
P.S.- Word on the street is that LUE is on it's way to Stickling right now! Yay! Battle time!--Big Bur 01:35, 15 July 2007 (BST)
Alright. Would I be welcome in the Ghetto Cow ranks? And is there a chance that I could be so hardcore that I could work my way up in rank? Because, I'd really like to be a semi-leader (below you of course haha).--Big Bur 03:31, 15 July 2007 (BST)


Yes, I know, it's just sometimes I forget....DON'T BE SO HARSH NEXT TIME! :) --Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 15:26, 14 July 2007 (BST)

Greetings from Mark

Hello Lachryma, how goes it? And how goes Ghetto Cow?--Private Mark 19:04, 13 July 2007 (BST)

That's good to hear. I was actually going to ask if you guys could help us over at Yagoton, but you seem to have zombie problems of your own at the moment.--Private Mark 21:57, 13 July 2007 (BST)
That's not completely true, in the two years that I've been in this hell-hole, I'm still a relatively nice guy. :D But yea, if you guys get done with your work at Stickling, Yagoton's in pretty bad shape as it is.--Private Mark 03:22, 14 July 2007 (BST)
Thanks!--Private Mark 03:40, 14 July 2007 (BST)
Forgot about does one go about giving a rat to you then?(legally, I mean) Thanks for the warning also.--Private Mark 03:57, 14 July 2007 (BST)
Alright...--Private Mark 15:06, 14 July 2007 (BST)


there was no former? what did i do wrong? there was no page like that before...—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Chris' 'Redfield (talkcontribs) 23:24, 12 July 2007. ...gotchaChris' 'Redfield 23:34, 12 July 2007 (BST)

i was just that when i typed those in, there was no redirect code there so...Chris' 'Redfield 19:38, 13 July 2007 (BST)

Stolen Parts...

Hey, I was just going to let you know that I jacked your main template thing. I had no idea how to make one for myself, I hope you don't mind. If you do happen to though, please help me make a totally original/hardcore one. Thanks. --Big Bur 09:09, 11 July 2007 (BST)

Haha, alright. How do I customize my signature though?--Big Bur 23:29, 11 July 2007 (BST)

hello from Harold And Kumar

I tried leaving, but you guys are such a bunch of smelly jerks awesome peeps I had to come back for a while.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 13:12, 10 July 2007 (BST)

I don't feel like sucking anyone's blood, so probably not. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 09:12, 12 July 2007 (BST)

You can if you want

If it's not a problem, sure. I got a revive anyways, then ran to some safer suburbs. I was getting killed ever other time I logged in. Still need a couple essential skills and I'll be on my way, where ever you are. Broken dreamsTalk WT 15:26, 8 July 2007 (BST)

Hey, sorry about that, every now and then it slips my mind. I'll try not to forget from now on. Haha, I was just at Roftwood, but ended up getting killed a few times, so I headed out to safer suburbs to stock up on medkits and ammo. Where are you at, in Roftwood? I'll be back down there asap. Broken dreamsTalk WT 15:26, 8 July 2007 (BST)
I actually look at it somewhat frequently... but the last time I looked at it must have been right before it was updated. I see now. I'll be on my way today or tomorrow. Broken dreamsTalk WT 20:32, 8 July 2007 (BST)
Haha, hope to see you soon. It's rather funny, I had just recently made that suburb my home when it was in orange danger levels, just the right amount of zombies without being in too much danger, y'know? But then the hordes took over so I ran... I'm in uhmm... Rhodenbank. Yeah, I know. I ran halfway across the map. Broken dreamsTalk WT 20:43, 8 July 2007 (BST)
I wouldn't phrase it quite that way... I just erm, like taking jogs. Broken dreamsTalk WT 20:59, 8 July 2007 (BST)
Gah! I'm working on it. Broken dreamsTalk WT 21:04, 8 July 2007 (BST)

reply from maxiie

hmm, well, thats what i did originaly but i guess it didnt work. i think its fixed now but for your convience: hope that works. anyway, thanks for the quick reply and i look foreard to getting to know you, and everyone else. for your other question im about an hours drive from paris in a pretty small town. i should be back in the us in about 2 weeks or so. well, i guess ill cya around. --Maxiie 18:04, 6 July 2007 (BST) ya, and i wonder what youll think when you read my character profile. roleplaying sure is fun :D

Your medal

For your continuing contributions twards making everything a little bit more chaotic and insane. COngratulations!--Seventythree 13:20, 6 July 2007 (BST)


Urgh, I'm not good

With different time zones. I'm GMT +10. Have a look here and tell me your time zone. Then we can work something out hopefully. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 06:23, 6 July 2007 (BST)

Yeah... yeah, sure I can play at 10am. I just have to set my alarm and force myself to get out of bed. Thanks Lach. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 06:31, 6 July 2007 (BST)
Yeah yeah, thanks Lach. Hey, I'm gonna change the colours of my sig maybe in a second. Tell me what you think. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 06:40, 6 July 2007 (BST)
Nevermind, it was going to suck ass. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 06:50, 6 July 2007 (BST)

It was either [ Dux Ducis ] Or my current one in the colours of The Surrealists page. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 06:57, 6 July 2007 (BST)

Yeah, I do too. Gangsta?? It reminds me of the old MS DOS games i used to play, y'know, the ones with 256 colors! --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 07:06, 6 July 2007 (BST)
Fair enough, fair enough. I'm feeling pretty bored and lazy as well. How's GC going? --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 07:09, 6 July 2007 (BST)

My UD stuff? Lets see. Well, My medic has been going well, almost got all the skills I want for him (I'm gonna keep him around the lvl 19/20 area for a while and just use a knife), My rotter is looking for a new group, and wants to get some clothes (as you can see) and Dux Ducis is getting there with the SSZ. Actually, if GC wants to, wanna retake Nicholas Mall, river style? The current horde are going for Woodroffe or whatever it's called, and leaving Nicholas for the moment. It's pretty empty too (Nicholas) so it's ripe for the taking. Hmmm, I was thinking of starting up a new group myself (The Surrealists), but nothing has really come of it yet. I've contacted a few groups at their forums (such as the Philosophe Knights, Red Rum, etc. etc.) but no one seems very interested. Even after I gave the page an overhaul! Not enough intellects running around in UD at the moment I suppose. Ah well, I'm sure someone will take notice and wanna join sometime soon. How many members does GC have? The Zone Defenders was created around the same time, so I'm curious to see how we match up. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 07:21, 6 July 2007 (BST)

Ha, my zed is not a female, so Cybele's Children is out. Hmmm, yeah I suppose inside of the game I gotta go in and rustle up some support or something for The Surrealists. I mean, I put it in my sig and all. Should put an ad on the recruitment page. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 07:31, 6 July 2007 (BST)
Dead chicks make me feel icky. Also, I kinda want a few experienced players to lay the foundations for The Surrealists. Y'know, people who actually know what they are doing and who they are killing and not giving the group a bad name, etc. etc. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 07:44, 6 July 2007 (BST)
Ah, I'm sure I will. I'm thinking of my rotter joining the RRF Homeland Department. That way he won't get too close to the Survivor Security Zone. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 07:56, 6 July 2007 (BST)
Haha, yeah I could be the only rotter hey. A little problem there with the whole 'conflicting agenda' with the LUE directly trying to take down the 'Zone. MOB looks cool though. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 08:05, 6 July 2007 (BST)

Ack, I can't do 10am GMT. Can we make it like 8.30am GMT? That's the latest I can do it, I leave home at 9am. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 08:49, 6 July 2007 (BST)

Soooo 10am 'tomorrow'. Ok, I can do that. I dont think I have enough AP to take down any cades anyways lol. Thanks. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 23:27, 6 July 2007 (BST)

....Yeah, I know hey. I saw that last night when I logged in late just to see what's going on. I think I'll either leave my rotter there for a week or so until the area is populated again, or he'll follow GC to wherever they are going next. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 02:28, 8 July 2007 (BST)

Eating you? C'mon! That would be entertaining! --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 03:31, 8 July 2007 (BST)

dot dot dot

You are welcome, my good lady. I see errors every once in awhile, but I'm just too lazy to fix them. Sorry.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:50, 6 July 2007 (BST)

Well, thanks for the compliment. I do like the insane part. But the good breeding part is really, really wrong. My biological dads side of the family is screwed up beyond belief. Cheers, and I'll try to stop being so lazy :P.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 08:59, 7 July 2007 (BST)
I was getting to that when Max wiped my vote altogether.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:54, 10 July 2007 (BST)
That part was an accident. My internet runs slowly when I pirate stuff, and the page seems to load random spots at different times.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:58, 10 July 2007 (BST)
Is Ron stealing your internet too?:).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:04, 10 July 2007 (BST)
*Believes that is a great idea* But the lead lining in my house would make it impossible to steal my internet. Those damn aliens won't leave me alone. Keep saying something about their "savior" or some other feth.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:23, 10 July 2007 (BST)
Forgot the other no wiki sign...Feel free to attack something of mine. Sorry.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:23, 10 July 2007 (BST)
Nah, that wasn't the aliens. They're trying to kidnap me to lead their armies, not make me look like a screw up. I don't see why. I'm not really much of a people person, so my paranoia would probably kick in and I'd order a nuke to kill their entire army. What happened with the page was pure stupidity.:P.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:31, 10 July 2007 (BST)
No, all they seem to have is laz(s)er Rat grenades. Thats why I refuse to lead them.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:45, 10 July 2007 (BST)


Funny....But, I never knew that, but I know now! Thanks! Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 03:48, 6 July 2007 (BST)

Thanks for the tips! I'll give you a tip, too: Keep doing good work! Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 04:34, 6 July 2007 (BST)
I'm the ownly one in my group, but I just started the group 9 days ago...and the reason I'm wearing two jackets is 'cause it's classy! Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 04:44, 6 July 2007 (BST)
For in-game, I have to find some cans and a really big pop. in Dunningwood to do that, and in that 'burb, everything gets brokin' into, in fact the building that I was staying in last night, got brokin' in but thats another..........For wiki, yes I have been updating a lot of things on the wiki, like NT scans Current Events, and more things, so I have been promoting to group, on the wiki! For Yahoo!, how do you promote on Yahoo!? I will do that too, if you give me instructions. Thanks, again! Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 14:02, 6 July 2007 (BST)
Also, where is Ghetto Cow located? Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 15:55, 6 July 2007 (BST)
It's ok, yea I should get some members soon, hopefully! Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 03:45, 8 July 2007 (BST)
Yes, I have seen a loit of give ups too. it sad.......--Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 04:38, 8 July 2007 (BST)
Learn from my mistake??????!!!!!??????????Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 16:38, 8 July 2007 (BST)


Maerry Christmas!

Rat-ah-tat-tat.jpg Here, have a rat!
Everyone at Random Feth has given Lachryma a rat for helping to make Vista angry.

-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:42, 6 July 2007 (BST)


Which American bands I like... That's a difficult one, I checked my collection and the vast majority isn't from the US. A quick look turn up a lot of '80 alternative music.

I'll give you some links from non-american bands later.-- Vista  +1  21:23, 5 July 2007 (BST)


Hah, you've gotta be kidding me. But I'll take your word for it. Well I know he's a PK'er and all that you told me, but why would he deny me a revive because I'm in leauge with Ghetto Cow? Is there a story behind that? Broken dreamsTalk WT 13:58, 5 July 2007 (BST)

Still have space in your group?

I'm bored of my group. I'll join yours. But I'm still in Dakerstown. :( --JudeMaverick Talk +1 Jobs 03:45, 4 July 2007 (BST)


Yes, they should be afraid of my mighty ban hammer... (insert mad evil laughter here)-- Vista  +1  23:20, 3 July 2007 (BST)

Any good? it's all reasonably mainstream to me.-- Vista  +1  00:02, 4 July 2007 (BST)

It's wonderful

Very nice...But I wonder why everybody is so afraid to add content -- Vista  +1  22:47, 3 July 2007 (BST)

What is that thing abut? o_O --Duke GarlandTLCD SSZ 23:32, 12 July 2007 (BST)
no, i'm not. however i can take a shot sometimes. --Duke GarlandTLCD SSZ 22:53, 13 July 2007 (BST)


Hello again. Got another question for you. On the extravaganza countdown it says that it's about three hours away from being 6:00 on the 3rd of July. But it's only the 2nd. Know anything about that? Or is it just a different time zone or something.--Two Kings 23:11, 2 July 2007 (BST)


Moving along, your user page needs some radical changes. It's been the same too long...and the mudkip really must go! Too bad I'm too lazy to change everything.--Lachryma☭ 22:16, 1 June 2007 (BST) ... Then I will turn it into something different when I get back!--Lachryma☭ 13:55, 2 June 2007 (BST)

Go edit!

I can't hardly wait to see the result!-- Vista  +1  15:36, 28 June 2007 (BST)

Hello again once more

Change of plans on my part. I'm completely out of bullets and right outside Ridleybank (Wasson Square PD). Thing is, by the time I can get enough ammo, it'll probably already be friday so I might as well just start heading towards Caiger Mall and look for ammo around there (and some flares to since I'm out of those as well). Unless, of course, you'd rather me come and help fight in which case I will, but if not, I guess I'll see you at Caiger!--Two Kings 03:54, 28 June 2007 (BST)

Ku-ku, will do. Now, I don't mean to annoy you with all my questions but somethings confused me a little. I read about the 2nd extravaganza and it says Ghetto Cow are meeting at Silley Park but on the Ghetto Cow page it say we're going to Caiger Mall. Just wonderin' which one it was. Don't want to show up to the wrong place looking like a idiot. Thanks--Two Kings 04:15, 28 June 2007 (BST)
Cool. Thanks for clearing that up for me!--Two Kings 20:42, 28 June 2007 (BST)

Rats is Star backwards!

Aw, shucks! A new rat! Yay! I name him Squeakers. He's a good rat! --Andre Aloisius 23:32, 26 June 2007 (BST)

Nooo! Squeakers would NEVER do that! He builds very, very small barricades. Out of matchbooks. And leftover sandwiches. --Andre Aloisius 23:49, 26 June 2007 (BST)
Hrm, THAT would explain the constant telling and re-telling of Yakov Smirnof bits. --Andre Aloisius 07:53, 27 June 2007 (BST)
In Soviet Russia, cheese eat rats! And yeah, I too am amazed we're still alive. --Andre Aloisius 08:35, 27 June 2007 (BST)

As Usual I steal some else's heading and use it for my own evil thingie

Rat-ah-tat-tat.jpg Here, have a rat!
Che13 has given Lachryma a rat for accepting Che's laziness as a good thing.

-- Che -T GC X 22:12, 27 June 2007 (BST)

Hello again

Hey, just got Free Running but out of ammo. After I get some should I just report to The Blackmore Building and join in the siege?--Two Kings 21:38, 26 June 2007 (BST)

Right, right. I'll head towards Blackmore. And, sorry, but I didn't quite understand that last bit.--Two Kings 00:38, 27 June 2007 (BST)

Ur Template

I think you should put a warning sign before the template: Staring directly at this template for prolonged periods of time may cause blindness. I'm still not sure how to pronounce her last name. --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 16:36, 26 June 2007 (BST)

Brown, the colour of...

Brown is the colour of bureaucracy :P -- boxy T L ZS Nuts2U DA 07:33, 25 June 2007 (BST)

The brown sig was just a tribute to Vistas cool sig... don't think I'll be using it much  boxy  TtaMe  07:39, 25 June 2007 (BST)
Oh, and it looks so much better when using the Cologne Blue skin too... default, blah! -- boxy T L ZS Nuts2U DA 07:43, 25 June 2007 (BST)
Go to your preferences ==> Skin ==> check Cologne Blue and find out :P I just went back to the default one... not for long though. Can't stand it -- boxy T L ZS Nuts2U DA 07:49, 25 June 2007 (BST)
Urrgh, Chick! Oh, and you saw through my subtle plan to get you to fix your userpage ;) -- boxy T L ZS Nuts2U DA 08:00, 25 June 2007 (BST)
I'll just not look at it then :P -- boxy T L ZS Nuts2U DA 08:52, 25 June 2007 (BST)
Arrgh, my eyes! The goggles do narthink! -- boxy T L ZS Nuts2U DA 09:10, 25 June 2007 (BST)
Are we talking about the MIA one? It made my eyes bleed! Nowhere near as pretty as my sig!  boxy  TtaMe  07:40, 26 June 2007 (BST)
I remember a Ghetto Cow one ages ago that was "better"... huge it was... huge, bright and tacky! Those were the days ;) -- boxy T L ZS Nuts2U DA 07:53, 26 June 2007 (BST)


Well I'm working on it. Question is is how to get it to actually show up. Broken dreams 00:02, 25 June 2007 (BST)

Hmm... Where am I putting Broken dreamsTalk WT this?

Er, now I'm confused. Broken dreams 00:14, 25 June 2007 (BST)

No, I got that, I'm not that stupid. You just told me to "put" the string of text. You didn't tell me what exactly to do with it. Broken dreams 00:19, 25 June 2007 (BST)

Ah, thanks for the clarification. Broken dreams 00:26, 25 June 2007 (BST)
Whoo! No, I jumped the gun and wrote thanks before I changed it. My bad Broken dreamsTalk WT 00:32, 25 June 2007 (BST)


Psssssst! Whats your location? I am in need of a good medic to help me get the rest of the way to the NE......or at least give me a revive! --Bruce1nR 21:11, 24 June 2007 (BST)

Far away from wherever you are? I'm in Roltwood as of right now....--Bruce1nR 00:06, 25 June 2007 (BST)
How do I know you? "Random Page" decided to introuduce me. Plus I thought it was pretty cool that you back to Soviet Union since they pretty much kick ass up and down.....everything. However, I am out of AP. Hopefully towmorrow I can get to a computer. --Bruce1nR 00:20, 25 June 2007 (BST)
Well, looks like some random passerby revived me after he chopped me up a bit. Sorry for bothering you.....that isnt really you in that picture is it?--Bruce1nR 17:23, 25 June 2007 (BST)

Never lie, hmm?

Who can I trust, you, suicidalangel... or neither?? Or how about I just avoid BSDM situations. That might help. Broken dreams 00:01, 24 June 2007 (BST)

Hah, I was kidding. I'm stealing the bit at the top of your page, if you don't mind. Broken dreams 00:09, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Erm, why? Broken dreams 00:17, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Ah, I see. Well, I wasn't exactly going for the whole angsty, I hate my life angle, but I guess we could accomodate. Broken dreams 00:23, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Not quite, but I hope you could tell? Broken dreams 00:29, 24 June 2007 (BST)
There, found a real emo pic. Broken dreams 01:16, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Hehe, thanks. I particuarly enjoy the picture. Broken dreams 01:18, 24 June 2007 (BST)
For some reason, I'm taking that as some form of a direct hint. Broken dreams 01:27, 24 June 2007 (BST)
And by the way, my mum thought I was looking at porn when I was on your user page. Akward. Broken dreams 01:27, 24 June 2007 (BST)
I have no clue. I think she was hallucinating. Or tripping on shrooms. Or both. Broken dreams 01:34, 24 June 2007 (BST)
I may be disturbed, but I just hear voices. I'm not a sicko. How demeaning. ;D Broken dreams 01:41, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Hmm, Well I think I'm off for the night, thanks for that bit of wisdom. However, my character seems to have fallen asleep in the middle of the street. Too much scotch, perhaps. Broken dreams 01:52, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Well, I guess I'll have to shamble my way onto the next rev point. Gragh. Broken dreams 02:50, 24 June 2007 (BST)

what happend to all my filth?

dammit! women I told you not to clean this page up! fine I will crank out that template and it will not be nice. love what you have done with the place. and no I didn't hurt myself today. thank you very much----Sexualharrison MR ה TStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 23:58, 23 June 2007 (BST)


I'm confused. How am I a sicko this time? <("<) <("^) (^"^)<( " )> (>"<)(^")>(>")>-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 21:48, 23 June 2007 (BST)

Hmmm so you say "well, you're a fething sicko, following me around, fantasizing about my hair, that sort of thing, and I felt like pointing that out to you." Well, I guess I have been following you, and fantasizing about things other than your hair maybe (like your painfull looking high heels) ;), and you did need to point that out to me, and I guess you haven't been too mean to me.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 22:07, 23 June 2007 (BST)
It's only temporary. My friends birthday is today, so it's a cheap B-day present. It'll be gone tomorrow.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 22:51, 23 June 2007 (BST)
Actually, it's my ex. Not "some random dude" as I am not homosexual, you mean person you! And, right now I'm broke, so her actual gift will have to wait. I also have to pick out the gift too. Any suggestions?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 23:00, 23 June 2007 (BST)
Scratch that, Things got all cluttery and screwed up as I was copy-pastin. it should of said: "dude looking at random wiki".-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 23:02, 23 June 2007 (BST)
Yeah, were what people call "best fiends", and shes single. Any CD she wants, she pirates borrows off the internet. And I'm completely against helping Wal-Mart in any way, shape, or form. Any other ideas? Man, I hate special occasions.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 23:24, 23 June 2007 (BST)
"You're best friends with someone, yet you have no idea what they want as a gift? Well, I don't know her, so I have no idea what she would like/want/not return. I'd suggest honesty: just fething ask her what she wants. Or go buy something random and funny and hope it doesn't get you yelled at." Well, she has pretty much anything she could need. And your also a chick (at least I hope) so I figured I'd ask you for an idea. But luckily, I just found a list of possible birthday presents she left on my desk a month ago! Woo hoo, I might be saved!-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 23:37, 23 June 2007 (BST)
Sorry, I was desperate. But I thought of one. She's a Halo fan, and still hasn't played Halo 2 for more than about a half hour on xbox live (which is why I stole her name :P). So, I'll buy her Halo 2 Vista! Genius or what?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 23:43, 23 June 2007 (BST)
Yeah, the reviews are crappy, but she still wants it, and she doesn't have an Xbox, so I figured I'd go for the cheaper gift.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 23:51, 23 June 2007 (BST)
She says "Wait a sec, is she hitting on me?"-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 23:56, 23 June 2007 (BST)
Well, she left before she could see your new post, so if you get a post of me calling you a lesbian, that'd be her. Yes I know my friends are weird. I can't help it I'm a bad influence to them.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:47, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Eh, She'd probably forget by the time she comes over again. Though I do think you'd win. After all the BDSM you put people through, how could you not win?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:51, 24 June 2007 (BST)
So I'm lazy for helping him? And this is coming from the lady that said ""...Hey, wheres your new archive?! How am I supposed to qoute you if I can't find the link? Make a new archive you lazy bum!-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:59, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Noooo, the new archive. The one that I spammed up. You know, the one that had black hole physics an stuff. All I see are the two old archives.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:16, 24 June 2007 (BST)
I tried to go to it multiple times, and it never succeeded. It must be a problem with my browser. Any way I said this "I'm not very good at explaining things, and this stuff can get pretty complicated, so I'll just give you the wikipedia link. Black holes are confusing as hell, I'm still learning. I've been learning from my friend, who is a retired teacher, and that article." You responded with "Feth clicking that link...I'll just be strong in my ignorance." So that makes you lazy. Ha, I win again!-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:24, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Yeah, I came to that conclusion after you posted your original response to it. But, I had no better defense this time, so I used that. Hey, I can't help it I suck at verbal fencing matches.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:44, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Why bother? I could always hack said persons PC if they piss me off to much.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:54, 24 June 2007 (BST)
I'll stop being mean to you if you promise to never use leet speak on my talk page again. And I'm not that good. Plus, with how stupid most people are, you don't even really need to know what your doing to do it.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:00, 24 June 2007 (BST)
I never did get to meet him outta the game. The only time I saw him was when he was on the other side of my Shotgun barrel. I do hope he comes back though, as he seems quite funny.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:47, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Hey, we have a newb wantin to join. check the GC talk page.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:59, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Again, I have no defense. Other than attacking you with horrbile indentations.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:05, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Does nothing phase you, demon?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:13, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Not according to StarCraft cheat code "modify the phase variance". Well, I guess that means you really aren't an SCer.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:27, 24 June 2007 (BST)
"I can still do a zergling rush" I love that move. People waste so many resources on that failed tactic, and I find it hilarious. Also, while faze would have been the correct word in context, I can't help but reference things. I mean, why in God's name wouldn't you reference things? It's fun. So :P-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:04, 24 June 2007 (BST)
I prefer to use an utterly ridiculous amount of nuclear weaponry. And I tend to reference things alot. The shiny link is too attracting.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:18, 24 June 2007 (BST)
You shoulda changed the color. It's kinda obvious you're trying to trick me when it's all bright and red. :P-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:29, 24 June 2007 (BST)
It truly is a gift. I've used that as a spam vote too. Except it was FTW minotaurs I think.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:36, 24 June 2007 (BST)
How dare you modify my quote?!1!1!!? I didn't want it all fancy. Why are you always so mean to me? :P-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:38, 24 June 2007 (BST)
If you look in that pages history, I've already done some editing on it. :)-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:40, 24 June 2007 (BST)
No messing with my quote! "Wow, minor tweaks, fething amazing...And here I thought you actually wrote some of that funny stuff". I'm gonna cry...-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:49, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Whatever. Your the smart boss like lady.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:55, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Hey, you have some competition with comics by some guy-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 21:55, 26 June 2007 (BST)
No, it's just not funny.XD.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 22:02, 26 June 2007 (BST)
...Hey, you locked the Moggridge thread! So, we still going at aforementioned time?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 22:09, 26 June 2007 (BST)
Completely forgot about that one.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 22:18, 26 June 2007 (BST)

Unknown amounts of AP later...

Gripping Lachryma by the shoulders, you bite them for 4 damage. They drop to 48 HP. They become infected.

I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. --Goolina Gore Corps 09:25, 23 June 2007 (BST)


So, you speak only 4 words of french? -- Zyll GIFD Francais 12:30, 24 June 2007 (BST)

I just see that in vista's discussion, don't remember where exactly. Yes, I really like The Walking Dead, greatful comics!!!! "Maillot de bain" you said? In Paris? It's also weird =P.What do you mean by "Stalker"? sorry i don't understand...-- Zyll GIFD Francais 20:23, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Ah of course swimming pool... In "Walking dead"....mmh.... good question, I like Glenn, young like me, and you?--Zyll GIFD Francais 20:42, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Issue #7 ??? I'm waiting for #38!!! Michonne, poor michonne... I listen every kind of music (it's english?): Rock, Techno, classic, RnB,... Like offspring and sum41. and You :)?-- Zyll GIFD Francais 20:56, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Green Day, Nickelback, Yes, i know them. I like too. Rap? why not...what is your nationality, russian really? --Zyll GIFD Francais 21:22, 24 June 2007 (BST)


merely a composite. I haven't the time to draw one myself. I'll make one with a nice rail station behind the Chtulu later mayhaps... ~'~,Emily Briar`~,, 05:55, 25 June 2007 (BST)


Hey, I'm sorry for the constant saving of Loup-Garou, I actually had no idea that it was affecting anything. Thanks for telling me!

-Big Bur

Thanks for the advice. I do have a question though actually... Would you happen to know how I can make a super-secret forum for my group like all the other cool survivor groups have? Basically, I just want to be able to keep intel out of zombehs' hands. Thanks --Big Bur 22:33, 5 July 2007 (BST)
Alright, thanks. Would you happen to have any tips on recruiting and such. I mean, I see that you are one of the masterminds behind Ghetto Cow, and ya'll are pretty popular...--Big Bur 04:56, 6 July 2007 (BST)

you want kosher rat?

than please make a QSG on Tour template. XOXOXO----Sexualharrison MR ה TStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 04:24, 22 July 2007 (BST)

Late April, May, Early June


I don't fully understand the "dropping down a line" (explain the problem a little better, remember that English is not my native language :P ) but from what I see the code is a mess. He repeats the same bit's of code over and over, maybe if he cleaned it up a bit like: Kiablade the Demons| GD Forums it would work better. Also long page warning so you should clean up here ;)-- Che -T GC X 21:57, 22 June 2007 (BST)

Really? I thought it was suicidal angel abuse of :: which did that (I totally vandalized those annoying :: -- Che -T GC X 22:12, 22 June 2007 (BST)
Oh now I see all the headings are ruined, I will try to fix that ASAP-- Che -T GC X 22:13, 22 June 2007 (BST)
Hey, it's not abuse! I can't help no one else notices my beautiful artwork incorporated into my horrific indentations. Hey, I like typing in this font. I think I'm going to steal it and put my entire talk page and user page in it.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 22:16, 22 June 2007 (BST)

There it is, I lost a /font somewhere in the clean up process. Is it OK now?-- Che -T GC X 22:19, 22 June 2007 (BST)

Not so sure about that. Maybe if he/she gave me permission to mess with his/her code directly, since I think its the other stuff on the page that causes that when the template is called-- Che -T GC X 22:28, 22 June 2007 (BST)

New Heading

Alright, I'll do that. Tollytons pretty boring, couple zeds out there for target practice but not much to be quite honest. And I'll get construction, I've got a few skills mapped out to get in short order. And yeah, made it sound too official, but I pretty much meant wherever the heck you guys are. :D Broken dreams 20:34, 22 June 2007 (BST)

Btw, Broken dreams 20:39, 22 June 2007 (BST)


I'm not very good at explaining things, and this stuff can get pretty complicated, so I'll just give you the wikipedia link. Black holes are confusing as hell, I'm still learning. I've been learning from my friend, who is a retired teacher, and that article. My writing, can't tell you about that. At least not yet. Maybe when the one I'm working on now is a little more completed, I might tell you, but until then it's gonna have to be a secret.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 06:22, 22 June 2007 (BST)

By PM you mean...? As in PM me in the forum, email, myspace,, Starcraft and Halo 1&2 wikis...You kinda have to be specific, but sure send it over.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 06:32, 22 June 2007 (BST)
Wow, I've used a lot of instant messenger type things, but I've never used a manatee themed one. Where can I acquire said manatee?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 06:44, 22 June 2007 (BST)
Awwwwwww. So whats your story about?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 06:56, 22 June 2007 (BST)

Domo Arigato!

I have made a gift! It is now on your wiki, just below rats and things, might taste good with rats, might not taste good with rats. Hope you like it! --Magatsu Taito 11:54, 22 June 2007 (BST)

Re: Interview

First off, can I get you to 'mrh?' for me, just for the record?


How did you first get invovled with the RRF?

It's kind of weird. I was wandering around with a feral zombie (who was actually a newbie survivor that promptly got killed) and I stumbled upon the first siege of Blackmore. This huge mob of 150 zombies really caught my eye, so I decided to look into the horde responsible for this. I found the RRF. I eventually got involved with the budding Auxunit 10 strike team and then was elevated to the War Council when Silent Sister put in a good word for me and got me a job with the Malton Herald & Sun.

What do Ron Burgundy's brains taste like?

They have a very robust flavor. His head is quite fertile with that perfect hair and all. It's very Earthy with hints of pepper, strawberries and just the slightest undercurrent of spinal fluid.

Did you wake up one day and say "I'm gonna be Papa of the RRF!"? How did it happen?

Well, I just got really really involved with the RRF and when Patrucio became a real life Papa and had no time left to dedicate to the metagame, I kind of became the Papa by default (we punish active involvement in the RRF with responsibility). Jorm also deserves a head-nod because he pushed for the promotion when it was obvious that Patrucio was too caught up being a real life Papa to come back.

Tell me about the RRF's mascot.

Gargon is a giant zombie lobster. He is unstoppable. For those who have never seen the movie (or MST3K episode) "Teenagers From Outer Space" the concept of a giant killer lobster makes even more sense. Gargon was supposedly killed off in the movie, but he was just zombified, came to Malton and joined the RRF as our mascot.

Have you ever thought to yourself during a siege, "Wow, these 'survivors' are lame. This sucks"?

I'm a zombie and Papa of the RRF. It would be disrespectful to the memory of Sonny if I didn't say that at least once a siege.

How have you celebrated Yahoomas?

By encouraging all the zombies of Malton to introduce these fine new players to the way of Barhah! I'm still rolling with AU10, so we're mainly going after the harmanz hiding behind the barricades, but our zombies shambling with Group 0 and DoHS are getting lots of free and easy meals. Veal bra!nz are quite tender and succulent as well.

What's your opinion of the current Zombie/Survivor imbalance?

It's a cycle. The cycle will be a bit prolonged because of all the new players (new players tending to play as harmanz) but the balance will right itself then the zombies will get the advantage, then balance again, then the harmanz in the advantage, etc. for as long as this game will be around.

How would you describe your leadership style?

I tend to be a bit hands-on, but I'm trying to reign it back a little because I've got a great supporting crew and I don't want to burn myself out on the game. Goolina and DeathbyMoshpit have been around longer than I have, so they know what they're doing. Distinguished is doing a great job with the GMT Breakfast Club with real life claiming HairyJim and DonTickles has done an excellent job with Auxunit 10. I've also got some up and coming Lieutenants in Pyromonkey, Karek and Zombie Cheezal who are also contributing. I get tons of help and the horde can easily run itself. But sometimes I need to go on a power trip and get the rest of the horde to do my bidding.

What are some of the challenges you foresee for the RRF and yourself as Papa in the months ahead?

Constant battles at Blackmore. I'm beyond sick of them and this one's getting dragged out more because I'm hoping the survivors get bored and leave rather than actually getting together a coordinated attempt to evict them. Another challenge is with the current imbalance, dozens of survivor groups are trying to take us on because we're the biggest game in town for them. When the balance gets righted things should be much easier, though. Just roll and eat bra!nz.

Do you have anything to say to fresh zombie players?

The RRF has almost anything you could want. We have two generalized hordes if that's your thing. We have numerous strike teams if you're up for more metagame type stuff. We'll help you level faster than almost any other group out there (although the MOB may even top us) and we'll teach you how to bring the Barhah!

Finally, Lachryma: Pretty kiwis or prettiest kiwis?

They're most certainly pretty. Although you've got a lot of competition for prettiest. Being a zombie I have a thing for rotting kiwis... Let me put it this way, you have the prettiest living kiwis.

Barhah! -- Murray Jay Suskind 05:06, 21 June 2007 (BST)

Re: Duels

(Figured I'd move it up here, so as not to clutter someone else's response box.)

Well, maybe it's just the way I've been raised, but I don't find out-and-out vulgarity to be too funny. I can be suggestive at times myself (often without intending to, but sometimes, well...), but I try not to "cross the line," as it were. Again, maybe I was born in the wrong century or something... --Specialist290 03:17, 21 June 2007 (BST)

I know from experience that harrison is pretty much like that w/ everyone :p --Specialist290 04:23, 21 June 2007 (BST)


Yeah, it was awesome, plus i love your wikipage, it kick ass on so many levels. And if your tired of Blackmore yet, you can come join us and the CC in the Blomfield Grove PD? --Magatsu Taito 11:38, 20 June 2007 (BST)

Bao! Bao! Chika-chickaaaaaa...

I can imagine The Cap sailing the seas tracking down the whale that stole his bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. I mean, he had [i]just[/i] bought the bag! Well, if I add more to my page now, I might lose my Future Procrastinators of Tomorrow membership. That web site is a bottomless pit, I swear. --Skitchipoo 07:54, 19 June 2007 (BST)

Wait a minute, I'm not on the message board anymore! I'm leaving it up there cuz I think it's [i]funny[/i]. --Skitchipoo 07:56, 19 June 2007 (BST)


I (that is, my alt) couldn't help but notice that you're helping defend the Blackmore Building. It's awesome to finally meet you... in... person... so to speak. --Pyrranha 19:06, 18 June 2007 (BST)

Broken dreams

Sure, sounds fun. sign me up. Haha, sorry about it. I'm a Wikipedia user, I know how it goes, I just forgot of course this one time. Will do. Broken dreams 02:37, 20 June 2007 (BST)
Right now I'm at tollyton, trying to get some basic skills down before I move out. I'm simply missing advanced shotgun training and body building before I feel secure. I've got Firearms, pistol, advanced pistol, and shotgun. Also I'm looking for a flak jacket, but I should be down to wherever your center of operations is soon.Broken dreams 18:03, 22 June 2007 (BST)


You actually mentioned feng-shui barricading somewhere! :D Speaking of which, I should get to writing the Wiki article for that... --Specialist290 06:27, 16 June 2007 (BST)


My page was only created to get rid of the awful red writing. Of course it's boring! Oh, and I remembered my vitally important thing now! I was going to send a link to a picture of that rat thing I caught yesterday with a sign saying something about how kickass I am for giving you a real rat for your (belated) birthday, but I can't find it now. Need more sleep...--Priz 18:27, 15 June 2007 (BST)

You're 18 too? No shit!

I'm 18 in three days, June 16th. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 13:35, 13 June 2007 (BST)

Kai su, teknon? is everybody that young nowadays? You're making me all feel old.-- Gaius Julius Vista  +1  15:26, 13 June 2007 (BST)
17 myself, will be for a while... And to make this all relevant to the page, in an odd twist of irony, my birthday is exactly 6 months from yours, Lach. --Specialist290 05:28, 14 June 2007 (BST)
I am with Vista. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 12:08, 14 June 2007 (BST)

Ah, sure thing. Yes, I need clothes for my poor, naked zed. That and survivor skills. Too bad he has brain rot. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 12:20, 15 June 2007 (BST)

So where is ....

Gc headed to now? btw i thought u might find this interesting, its a video of a man in russia getting eaten and torn apart by zombies or mutant cannibals, i'm not sure. [3]


It was the best I could do. I'm no hagnat or Che. I've got no Codemonkey genes at all. I'm particulary proud of a border aligment workaround that costed me quite a few headaches and probably has a 5 minute solution if I'd only knew what I was doing. O well, if you wanted anything good, you shouldn't have asked me.-- Vista  +1  09:59, 11 June 2007 (BST)

O no, don't get me wrong, I'm glad you liked it. But if you look at che's template code and mine you'll see that mine doesn't exactly screams "elegant" as much as "plodding"...-- Vista  +1  18:04, 11 June 2007 (BST)

So how was your trip back?-- Vista  +1  19:12, 18 June 2007 (BST)

ev, the first commenter here in a while who can read

It appears that there is too much sex on the internet. I need to find an image of whipping that is attractive, and not sexually explicit! Wish me luck. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 22:25, 10 June 2007 (BST)

Lachwhip.jpg Whip!
Lachryma just whipped you, filth!

one way or another. any other changes you want made? --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 08:37, 11 June 2007 (BST)

fixing the image later. how do you like the red field atop it? --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 19:11, 11 June 2007 (BST)

all other folks who can't read


Vista wishes Lachryma a very happy birthday.

Hip, hip, hurray!
I has a birthday.


YEAH!!!!!! I managed to finally install a font that has the Hammer and Sickle. and it only took me like, since you created the sig. WOW I'm a total genius :P. If anyone else annoys you for it just send them here it's a shareware font that has it-- Che -T GC X 06:16, 10 June 2007 (BST)

Great, can we call that my birthday gift to you? :P-- Che -T GC X 23:23, 10 June 2007 (BST)
Kareliya (Small).jpg ☭ Lachryma Rules!! ☭
And if you see question marks instead of the hammer and the sickle go here, and don't annoy the Czarina.

How about now?-- Che -T GC X 00:12, 11 June 2007 (BST)

Good to see you put it on your page, feel free to play with the code if you want-- Che -T GC X 10:08, 11 June 2007 (BST)

Hey Lach?

Can I steal the Hammer and Sickle code and use it for my GC link? A dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:42, 8 June 2007 (BST)

Pffft, I already stole the code and pasted it in a notepad because I planned to use it even if you didn't let me. A dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 18:03, 8 June 2007 (BST)
So basically, I won an award right? It may not be a good one, but it's still an award. A dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 18:12, 8 June 2007 (BST)
No smug looking here, mistress. So your bringing temper back huh? As long as you don't start playing Justin Timberlake it's cool. Anyway, so hows France? A dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 18:30, 8 June 2007 (BST)
So you can't speak French? Odd, anyway, whats a Blackberry? Like some kinda fancy phone or something? dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 18:40, 8 June 2007 (BST)
Not a fancy phone, but still fancy. Probably cost quite a pretty penny too. Well have fun listening to Mr. Preacher man's thesis statement. Oh and before I forget, thanks for the hammer and sickle, :). A dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 18:56, 8 June 2007 (BST)
You don't have to ignore the big words up there. There more geared towards people who won't beat me to death with something from a scary BDSM scenario, like a whip. Also, they are an experiment. A dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 14:53, 9 June 2007 (BST)
Thank you. I know I'm "stylin'" as you said. Just kiddng, I know, hoodies are great aren't they? A dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:44, 10 June 2007 (BST)
AHA! So you do think I'm stylin. Ha ha, nice template by the way. I wonder how long he was looking for that image? A dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 23:14, 10 June 2007 (BST)
...Hey it's your Birthday. Wait, I missed it didn't I? Sorry, but Happy Belated Birthday. Now, what do you want for your birthday? No my head on a silver platter isn't an acceptable answer. I still need it. A dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 23:26, 10 June 2007 (BST)
Well I haven't done anything artistic related in years (I don't even have photoshop anymore. I stopped using it, so I deleted it. Ha ha) but if you want something that involves artistry I could do that. Mostly what I do now involves piracy. You know, like breaking the copy protections on games and programs. It's basically a pissload of coding related material. I could make you a stick figure comic showing how you beat people to death if you want. A dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 23:39, 10 June 2007 (BST)
Blonde with a whip...Okay. If you said you wanted a comic I was just going to ignore you for the fun of it. A dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 23:46, 10 June 2007 (BST)
How about this?

A dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 23:54, 10 June 2007 (BST)

Yay, I did something productive for you! Even though it took me a whole 4 minutes to find it...-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 23:59, 17 June 2007 (BST)

Living in Infamy

Haha! Soon everyone will take notice of the bulge in my pants! Check out my new page! I'm a little unhappy with the formatting at the top, but I'm really, really sick of looking at code right now. --Skitchipoo 23:05, 7 June 2007 (BST)

On site

Grammar nazi! I'm sure he meant they were going to attack them "on location" ;) (Just jokin', btw) -- boxy T L ZS Nuts2U DA 01:20, 2 June 2007 (BST)

Ralphchocolate.gif SPELING LOL
Yuo fayl Englesh? That's unpossablle!


Not the ones where the plebs hide out for the zombies. No, no, only in the very special upper class malls us toffs cleverly disguised as mansions --Vista +1 21:33, 1 June 2007 (BST)

the one I was in was secured just fine, thank you.--Vista +1 21:46, 1 June 2007 (BST)
Yeah, It's a good update. And I never use the preview button. Previewing is for wusses. A real man is proud of his mistakes.--Vista +1 21:55, 1 June 2007 (BST)
I used that preview button in 'nam... If I use it again... Those maoist bastards will have won!--Vista +1 22:10, 1 June 2007 (BST)
All I can remember is their horrible formatting and cruel mocking templates. But if you don't like my page and won't do anything about it... You'll have to wait till somebody else does anything about it. That page is out of my hands.--Vista +1 12:38, 2 June 2007 (BST)
Where <you> goin'? --Joey Tribbiani +1 14:02, 2 June 2007 (BST)
Paris, Texas? or Paris, France?. The one in France is nice. I know a good pizzeria there.--Vista +1 17:45, 3 June 2007 (BST)
Shoot, my money was on texas. Organized trip or strictly freestyle? Either way, my advice is to skip the mona lisa, and spend the half hour you saved looking at The Winged Victory of Samothrace. It's a good trade off.--Vista +1 16:15, 4 June 2007 (BST)
That's cool and handy. If I had family there I'd be there about every other weekend. As I don't I simply try my best to go when they've opened the beach. And (naturally) "Life" and "Important things" always try their best to keep me away. So I haven't been there as much as I'd liked to.
Never been to Cluny though. Perhaps because I've become somewhat desensitized to the works of the middle ages. The artifacts from that age are always around and you end up taking them for granted I think. a shame really.--Vista +1 18:58, 4 June 2007 (BST)
Yeah, I'm as dutch as they come, I can trace my forebears to a small hamlet in the southern part of holland around ?13th, 14th century? (round about that, I believe, I forget.). And as knight-y things go. I live in the old, inner city part of my hometown. In a street called "Knight-street" (because it was the part of time where most of the local knights lived) Every day I have to go to work I pass the city walls complete with moat and, because we are talking about the Netherlands, a windmill. And my town isn't even that remarkable. I can't even think how it would be to not have all that history around me 24/7. It has a certain romance, but it sure can get opressive sometimes. So what's your home like? ...and why would you like Amsterdam if it isn't for the drugs, booze and ladies of negotiable affection?-- Vista  +1  15:08, 5 June 2007 (BST)
Heh, you made me read up on the Hopi while I should be hard at work. for shame... 1/4 Dutch? with family in France? djeez, nobody of my family could be bothered to move more then a couple of towns over for ages. As for Amsterdam, like every dutch person who doesn't live there, mheh. They've got some good museums but for the rest... mostly rude service, I've always been more southernly orientated myself.-- Vista  +1  09:56, 6 June 2007 (BST)
Heh, That sound more like Amsterdam then Paris.  Vista  +1  14:01, 6 June 2007
Better this way? Don't you have more fun stuff to do then to draw attention to my lousy editing skills? you're in paris!-- Vista  +1  12:19, 7 June 2007 (BST)
The trade-off of staying with family I guess. And already falling into repetition? there's so much outthere to do. Go hit on some poor unexpecting french boy. go rollerskating around the viaduc des arts. etc.-- Vista  +1  12:51, 7 June 2007 (BST)
So, you've got high standards. which is good... As far as my experience goes, a lot of the french really don't speak English all that well. The younger generation does a little bit, but most of the older generation speaks german. If you go to gilbert-jeune you'll notice that in their foreign language section english is really secundary.
But cold in paris? It's 25 degree celcius over here. I just geuss some people have all the breaks.-- Vista  +1  16:42, 7 June 2007 (BST)
You guys reallt should go sensibly metric. It's 77oF here (25oC). 60oF is about 16oC which is low for the time of the year. and 40oC would be 102oF. which would have in near thermal overheating. (what can I say, I'm born in winter and designed for the cold...). The french are getting better at their languages. Now if they only would learn not to ask for drugs as soon as they learn I'm dutch...
When you're going back to sunny Arizona?-- Vista  +1  11:00, 8 June 2007 (BST)

Just trying to be helpful, and.. 44o? what are you made of, asbestos?. Two weeks is still good. Currently I can't even go two days... (Yeah, I'm jealous). So are you going to do anything fun today?-- Vista  +1  12:09, 8 June 2007 (BST)

I though those french boys didn't measure up to your standards? And birthday?... congratulations. I'll stay polite an won't ask... So have any presents in mind that can be given over the wiki?-- Vista  +1  12:17, 8 June 2007 (BST)
Sorry, had a meeting. a shiny template no less... and that with my editing skill... Oh boy. And any ideas what you're going to do with your new found legality?-- Vista  +1  13:55, 8 June 2007 (BST)
I'll see what I can do. And what? no grand visit to the bar to get plastered? I always thought that was expected fare. First official beer vodka and such. I'm disappointed.-- Vista  +1  18:22, 8 June 2007 (BST)
Whoa, that's so not how I meant it. And certainly not the whole "turning into a slut thing" seriously with the whole rats and vodka I had no idea you didn't drink. And the few americans I know did celebrate their 21th birthday by going to the bar to get their first legal drink. I thought that was why you mentioned it in the first place. Sorry if I misinterpreted it.-- Vista  +1  18:43, 8 June 2007 (BST)

Witty Comment Here

This comic is made of win. Thank you for your time,--Labine50 MHG|MEMS|DHPD 02:51, 1 June 2007 (BST)


I felt like I needed a bit of time away from UD. But now I'm back and swinging mah banhammah! --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 22:10, 29 May 2007 (BST)

Paris?! Why would you ever want to go there? There's all those sick French people who don't bathe or use deodorant. --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 01:35, 30 May 2007 (BST)

That poor girl. Well, have fun! --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 21:20, 30 May 2007 (BST)

I can't seem to remember what Ev was freaking out about, so I guess not. --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 23:18, 30 May 2007 (BST)


I haven't logged vieux in for over 5 days so he should be idled out. And shouldn't get counted in the stats page. But to avoid confusion I'll change it. you're right, people could get the wrong idea.--Vista +1 11:12, 28 May 2007 (BST)

I've changed it, he was a zombyfied anyway, so idling him out again won't be a problem.--Vista +1 19:00, 28 May 2007 (BST)


Sorry, i didnt know my updates appear under the 'recent changes' tab. I'll try to preview more often in future. --User:Avaery 11:24, 28 May 2007 (GMT+10)


Taking a liking to the profile police, are we, Lachryma? >.> Izumi Orimoto 10:12, 27 May 2007 (BST)


I have been mostly just attempting to get my ex partner out of my head. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 09:36, 27 May 2007 (BST)

It is hard, since I am the best friend that anyone can ever have. I will do anything for anyone. I am good now though, as is evidenced by the fact that I am active again. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 06:10, 28 May 2007 (BST)

That big bad idea I had a while ago, I just didn't want to divert what would have been at the time 1/2 of Ghetto Cow's active populace. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 06:44, 28 May 2007 (BST)

Hammer and Sickel Sickle

What character group do I need to install or somethig so I can see your little hammer and sickel? All I see is a red question mark, as if you were confused or something. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 08:39, 27 May 2007 (BST)

Pffft, this computer is fairly new, thank you very much! mmmhh, I think I'll get a mac soon. Yes, a macbook. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 09:02, 27 May 2007 (BST)

Mommy, I need help with my homework

Whenever I put an image up on top of a non-white background, I get this ugly white border around my image. How do I get rid of that? I've tried a bunch of different combinations of border="0px" and border="go fuck yourself" but nothing seems to work. --Skitchipoo 00:13, 27 May 2007 (BST)

Alrighty then, never mind. --Skitchipoo 13:51, 27 May 2007 (BST)


quoted from User Talk:Suicidalangel

Woah! Ev is back! I am better than me too!--Ev933n / Talk PPGC 18:37, 19 May 2007 (BST)

What does that mean?--Lachryma 18:47, 19 May 2007 (BST)
wouldn't you like to know? I certainly would. I think it may have been me continuing both a conversation with you and one with S.A. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 22:09, 26 May 2007 (BST)

It's true. I have no point. *tear* I r teh Emozorz. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 23:03, 26 May 2007 (BST)

WTF is up with all of the OMGLOLZORZ that I have been spouting lately.... clearly the government snuck some dt42 into my water! --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 23:09, 26 May 2007 (BST)

I found a few things. You should give them to folks.

Zcow.jpg Ghetto Cow Leadership Award
This user has the strength and charisma to lead Ghetto Cow.

It seems Cap left these behind or something? --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 17:59, 27 May 2007 (BST)

I actually have a better idea. Give me carte blanche? Please? (the idea is to allow our best at *** to give awards to those who are not quite as cool) --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 06:19, 28 May 2007 (BST)

Ghetto Cow != NMC. Ghetto Cow > NMC. If I wanted to join a splinter cell of a huge group (they claim over 1000), I would have done that. Ghetto Cow is interesting and dynamic. There are certainly members and groups of the NMC who are interesting, but they tend to lurch forward. I don't know... I don't want GC to become overly homogenized. *shrug* If I am outvoted, then I might consider retirement... I would still be active on whatever boards GC maintains, infact, even note the fact that I already had a name on there and an alt attempting to join one of their groups. I just worked very hard to promote this group and ... I don't know. I might be way off base. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 18:44, 28 May 2007 (BST)

I still feel kinda wierd about it. I don't know... I want to not be a part of it... That is all. I will see how it works out. Odds are that I am done promoting Ghetto Cow at all until we are not a part of the NMC. If being part of the NMC doesn't change anything, we shouldn't be a part of it. Back when I joined Ghetto Cow, I was thinking of starting a group of my own. I was seriously considering it... then I found Ghetto Cow. Ghetto Cow fit the concept that I had so perfectly. I joined because it seemed you guys were unyielding in your pursuit of well... nothing in particular. I joined because of the fact that they weren't a part of a greater whole... *shrug* Oh well, I suppose I will just have to swallow my distaste for this for a while. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 07:57, 29 May 2007 (BST)

I will hand out the awards to those who watch the things in questions to be dealt out to the folks who either have witnesses of their awesomeness or some other such thing. We will talk about the NMC after I have talked to anyone higher than me on the list. Also, TCW Strike Team is phenomenal. Their efficiency is frightening me! Bwahahahaha... --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 16:11, 29 May 2007 (BST)

It is all yours. See above for link. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 03:07, 5 June 2007 (BST)

It's Time

To celebrate! I've got a link to Ghetto Cow in my sig! Yeah! --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 15:39, 26 May 2007 (BST)

It might be something to do with your greatness. Or it might not. Or maybe I just wamt some scotch. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 00:51, 27 May 2007 (BST)

EVIL! Conspiracy

After all that, my sole mention is about that I might be narcissistic? Girl, that’s no conspiracy, that’s common knowledge…

Also I’m happy to report that I don’t do hand mirrors. They’re for posers, like any true narcissist should I use the reflection of a beautiful woman’s eyes.--Vista +1 12:52, 24 May 2007 (BST)

<_< But who said it wasn't evil enough for your taste, maybe I'm just better at hiding my 'fluence then you think.... >_>--Vista +1 16:10, 26 May 2007 (BST)

Your Template

I can't use it? I like it. :) -- /// goebiTalkHelp/LFS/SR/NT/MWP /// 16:56, 21 May 2007 (BST)

...and love your style :) -- /// goebiTalkHelp/LFS/SR/NT/MWP /// 11:04, 22 May 2007 (BST)

Lachryma!!! Lachryma!!!

We're on the stats page!!!!!!! <3 Izumi Orimoto 09:10, 20 May 2007 (BST)

Project Sleep

You might be interested. Check it out and tell me what you think. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 09:18, 19 May 2007 (BST)

Yeah they were mice. Close enough though.

Nah, you don't have to go inactive or anything, I'd just like some people to help out with adding content to the page and making it look officious and all. And yeah, Amazing was an asshole, I don't know why the community got rid of him sooner. In fact, why be an asshole in the first place? --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 00:49, 20 May 2007 (BST)

Yes Ma'am

Alright. New heading. Thanks for thew acceptance. Now I have to write more on my user page. Oh well, I got nothin' planned anyway. And by the way, already in Lukinswood. Cheers, -- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:09, 18 May 2007 (BST)

Ha ha, 'tis a nice desription. In fact I like it. No one will know I'm a guy, or that I'm not emo. I just hope The M-BEK don't kill me. I'm might have to find my own name then. Again thanks.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:02, 18 May 2007 (BST)
What does what mean? Or were you talking to Ev?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:57, 20 May 2007 (BST)
P.S. visit the forum that requires a password that I don't know? Sure I'll check it out. On one condition. Email me the password to get in at or if you feel like it I'll be at Felix hospital or the Barstow NT in Molebank.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:32, 20 May 2007 (BST)
Better yet if you do tell me in game, go to Barstow. I have it secured and 'caded. Which, in other words means I hope somebody comes and stays to help. Please? Just remebered that it's VHB so your gonna have to freerun.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:37, 20 May 2007 (BST)
Yeah I found the password a little bit after I sent the first message. Thanks for at least telling me you can't help. Most people I've met have just kinda blew me off. Except for the nice people that have revived me, those guys/girls/whatever the funk they are, kicked ass!
Damn. Forgot to sign.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:12, 20 May 2007 (BST)

Ratty rat hat

I like the one I gave you the best. It's has cute a vest.--Vista +1 18:46, 16 May 2007 (BST)

this is why. And it doesn't look like a hamster. Hamsters are more fat then that lovely rat.--Vista +1 16:14, 17 May 2007 (BST)

rats run the world!

Seen the movie or read the book "Hitch-hiker's guide to the Galaxy"? Very funny. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 11:04, 16 May 2007 (BST)


i will find you.--Sexualharrison MR ה TStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 18:20, 16 May 2007 (BST)

in game only you dope. i do have a life--Sexualharrison MR ה TStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 00:02, 17 May 2007 (BST)
aww what happen flunk a math test? didn't get the lead in school play? life suck yes? cheer up you get boobs sometime.--Sexualharrison MR ה TStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 00:34, 17 May 2007 (BST)
like i care and it really really annoys you. duh!--Sexualharrison MR ה TStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 16:58, 17 May 2007 (BST)
your right. lets make with the nice and go kill him many times good plan yes? Alevai eize kelev ya'anos et ima shelha ve otha gam --Sexualharrison MR ה TStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 03:05, 18 May 2007 (BST)
yes. but I'm not telling you what it means.--Sexualharrison MR ה TStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 12:31, 18 May 2007 (BST)

Mossad.jpg המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים
Only God knows everything, and he works for Mossad.


You, are officially made of awesome and win. Don't hesitate to ask if you ever need anything from The Malton Bounty Emo Killers !!

ShinobiSlider 05:44, 16 May 2007 (BST)

Heck yes. I like this plan. Anything I/We can do to help?

ShinobiSlider 05:58, 16 May 2007 (BST)

Done and done. But why?

ShinobiSlider 06:20, 16 May 2007 (BST)

Hm, true story. Thanks much!

ShinobiSlider 06:24, 16 May 2007 (BST)

Oh snap, rats ahoy!

Rat-ah-tat-tat.jpg Here, have a rat!
ShinobiSlider has given Lachryma a rat for stopping political war, even IF it would've been really entertaining.

Its time

i think I'm finnaly gonna join the GC. can i have the honor of joining such a great group? - Firequag

This Rat's For You

Rat-ah-tat-tat.jpg Here, have a rat!
Pyrranha has given Lachryma a rat for answering all his newbie questions in under two minutes.

Союз Советских Социалистических Республик

I'm just curious: are you really Russian? --Moctezuma 01:56, 15 May 2007 (BST)


Not trying to ignore you, just have a 10 page report to write AND a 20 slide powerpoint project to do. And I'm going to add the Ghetto Cow link in. Sooner or Later. I don't know when. I'm not a psychic as you know.P.S. Your sig is almost as cool as mine :P (not really, yours is better. It has the cool little symbol, mine doesn't).--Suicidalangel T 18:03, 12 May 2007 (BST)

Yes help with the symbols would be nice.--Suicidalangel T 18:24, 12 May 2007 (BST)

BAM! I think I got it.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 19:11, 12 May 2007 (BST)

And I got the GC link in the template.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 19:18, 12 May 2007 (BST)

Thanks for the help with the sig. Kopfschuss is German for head shot (sounds familiar doesn't it?:P). No I'm not German, though I am quickly learning it. I try keep the German to a minimum outside of class and when I'm not around my friends, but sometimes the German term just sounds better.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:11, 15 May 2007 (BST)

Thats a job for a day when finals are over. Or when I feel not lazy enough to do it.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:21, 15 May 2007 (BST)
Oh BTW, after I'm done helping out in Ridleybank, do you mind if I put in an application for Ghetto Cow? I wanted to for awhile, but haven't had much time for UD lately. Luckily the end of school is near. And the name...technically my friend came up with it for herself but I couldn't think of a name for my Halo 2 guy, so I stole hers. It's okay though, she doesn't have Xbox live. :)
Thanks. It'll be a few days but when I do, I'm confident I can do some good. Or I might blow us all up. I tend to spontaneously combust every once in a while. Or spontaneously wet myself. I don't like talking about the second one though. Well later.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:43, 15 May 2007 (BST)
P.S. Should I grab a few syringes before I come, seeing as you guys are in the middle of Zombie central?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:47, 15 May 2007 (BST)
Alright, ammo it is. I'll be on my way after 2 or 3 days o' searching.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 11:29, 15 May 2007 (BST)
Again, sorry. It's a combination of laziness, and lack of sleep. As I stated on the semi-improved user page of mine, I don't get much sleep. Luckily I'm going to see my Doc. tomorrow. Maybe he can help, 'cause nothing else does.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:38, 18 May 2007 (BST)
There I think I got them all. By the way, you can go ahead and nuke this section of your talk page (because it's getting kind of big. See I still have a somewhat functioning memory).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:57, 18 May 2007 (BST)


Just wondering, but what font is your talk page link in your signature, and do you know where I could d/l it so I could see something other than a big pink question mark? --Specialist290 17:02, 12 May 2007 (BST)


I'm serious about my promise, you know - I just don't have the energy (or the desire) to take part in arguments any more. --Cyberbob Sys U! 01:28, 12 May 2007 (BST)

My Appologies

Sorry for the mix up. I changed the info. I will also report the change to any sources I may have told. The "War on Sheep" and your close contact with zombie_slayr who is a leader of the DDT threw me off. No hard feelings? Jaydepps 03:33, 9 May 2007 (BST)

morning papers, along with my coffee, toast, eggs, bacon, cheese etc...

Thankyas!! Haha, I love the bit about the siggie race as well!--Ducis DuxSlothTalk 15:39, 8 May 2007 (BST)

Sig race

I had to laugh at that. Don't worry I already had my sig on this page, and it wasn't for the race.--Vista +1 15:14, 8 May 2007 (BST)


I use Safari, and the preview button does crazy things to my screen. I try to remember to use the "minor edit" button when I'm working a big editing job, just forgot this time. Sorry. - Alice Cuinn

Thank, I'll try to remember that. --Alice Cuinn 05:47, 7 May 2007 (BST)


No, I just had a very shitty weekend. You're the least of my problems, Lach. --Skitchipoo 04:35, 7 May 2007 (BST)

Actually, it's been raining for the past two days =) You know how I've been saying that I'm going to revamp my user page, and how--Skitchipoo 05:02, 7 May 2007 (BST) nobody really cares... including me? Well I'm gonna add some pizazz to it next week, so I'll need a little help or at least a nudge in the right direction. --Skitchipoo 04:48, 7 May 2007 (BST)

OH MY GOD you wouldn't believe how huge of the Rage fan I am! I actually did a high school report on them when I was younger. You know they just played again in LA last weekend, right? I was dieing to go but I had school. Sorry for my Rage rant, anyways... yeah I want full colors, bold and simple, but with a little zaniness like The Capn's. --Skitchipoo 05:02, 7 May 2007 (BST)


Oh. My. God. People in Dulston are completely retarded. Some guy followed my zambah around and when I stopped, I attacked him and then he revived me. He then decided to engage in conversation with me and said he did it "because he needed the XP". This guy is DEAD. Can you get your buds from the RRF in on DDT? --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 00:07, 1 May 2007 (BST)

Thanks. I look forward to having rack of lamb for dinner in Dulston.  ;) --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 00:13, 1 May 2007 (BST)
Why, yes I did. Thanks. I remembered that war on sheep thing and it just came to me. --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 00:20, 1 May 2007 (BST)

Bwahahahaha! The addition to the War on Sheep is excellent! --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 00:47, 1 May 2007 (BST)

Hey, our recruitment ad got deleted or something. :( --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 02:59, 3 May 2007 (BST)


Well... I gotta say... I am impressed. Though I am also confused. I am just as confused by this. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 08:39, 30 April 2007 (BST)

Who knows. I suppose someone has to have before though... I think I blame Skitch. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 21:11, 30 April 2007 (BST)


Shampoo is for the weak! Why would you want a fresh scent when you can smell like dirty hobo? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 07:19, 30 April 2007 (BST)

Sanity is for the weak, eh? What a crappy quote that is.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 07:27, 30 April 2007 (BST)


I've been moving them since Feb., so that's about 3 months. I won't have to do it anymore once these new suggestion page rules are in effect. Yay! --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 00:54, 30 April 2007 (BST)

I don't completely understand them either, but it sounded like less work for me, so I went ahead w/ it. Do you know any good brain surgeons that could help solidify my frontal lobes? --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 01:00, 30 April 2007 (BST)
<3 Pomegranate Juice <3 --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 01:03, 30 April 2007 (BST)

Damn, these people in Dulston are stupid. I broke into a safehouse, destroyed a generator, attacked some guy, and then some dude extracted my DNA and revived me. I think that's the 3rd CR in 3 days! --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 01:17, 30 April 2007 (BST)

If they keep up the effort (or absence of it) we can take the place over in a matter of hours. --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 02:03, 30 April 2007 (BST)

Love ya, Lach!

I is igrant, so had to use your sample heading, but is accurate :) Love your take on Malton, via your comix (you need a page just for them, so I can add it to my watchlist). But damn, gerl, black background? Sheesh! Can't read half yer page without highlighting it -- boxy T L ZS Nuts2U DA 11:36, 29 April 2007 (BST)

Oh, the pink is pretty enough, but I can't read why you received your rats ;) -- boxy T L ZS Nuts2U DA 05:26, 30 April 2007 (BST)
Well it don't quite work that way here. There is no background colour to most of the templates, including your profile one up the top -- boxy T L ZS Nuts2U DA 05:49, 30 April 2007 (BST)
Yes, it is terrible, isn't it... I'll live though :) -- boxy T L ZS Nuts2U DA 05:58, 30 April 2007 (BST)
Ha, the start of that clip made me dog GO OFF! :) (Of course I'll have to wait, like 5 minutes, for it to d/l fully, but coolio. Anyway, gotta toddle off! -- boxy T L ZS Nuts2U DA 06:07, 30 April 2007 (BST)

NT Status Map Design Update

As you are one of the people who actively updates this map, I figured I'd alert you to the design change, and ask for feedback on it. I've mad the change to the entire top row of suburbs plus a few others; please help out by changing other suburbs over to this format if you can, especially when making updates. --Seb_WiersctdpImagine 21:08, 28 April 2007 (BST)

Black Stacey

I came across Ev933n's talk page, and I just wanted to say that Saul Williams is amazing! My roommate got me into his music a little while ago, and that's my favorite song of his. --Skitchipoo 15:49, 27 April 2007 (BST)

A Saul Williams concert on 4/20? That sounds incredibly dank! I went to see RJD2 on 4/20, if you've ever heard of him. Have you seen the movie "Slam"? It's a movie about being a rapper in the hood, and it stars Saul. It actually has a lot of heart to it without being lame, unlike a lot of those other "rapper trying to make it in the ghetto" movies. Check it out if you already haven't. --Skitchipoo 18:42, 28 April 2007 (BST)

The Super-Secret Plan

Yep. Pretty much exactly what you think it is. I just installed a bunch of fonts on my compu. Guess what finally shows up as something other than a question mark? That's right! Your communist garbage! Sweet, eh? I finally get to appreciate your sig for the anti-american thing it is! Woot! --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 04:57, 27 April 2007 (BST)

Password to the Super-Secret Plan

I forgot it..... --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 05:27, 27 April 2007 (BST)

I forgot we had a Super-Secret Plan?--Vista 12:08, 7 May 2007 (BST)
heh, you wish, my guns are better then Burgundy's.
I was just unsure if anybody had ever told me we had a secret plan. If not I couldn't have forgotten about it. So asking for conformation actually makes sense as you would have know if I'd known it then, and by extension if I had forgotten it.
However IF they/you did tell me, then either I had known but didn't anymore so you'd could conclude that I had forgotten it. except I could still know but be confused about it if it was a Super-Secret plan or not, so I wouldn't know if I actually forgotten it or still remembered it. See?
And strangely enough, all blatter just above is logically correct. I amaze myself--Vista 15:31, 7 May 2007 (BST)

Historical Stuffs

Err... How do I make the Red Guards a subpage of the RRF? Sorry to display my ignorance on that one. -- Murray Jay Suskind 15:19, 11 May 2007 (BST)

Re: Zombies Outside Blackmore

There are some RRF'ers who never leave and ferals are always attracted to Ridleybank. Also, we moved one of our strike teams back home and the Militant Order of Barhah has shown up. -- Murray Jay Suskind 20:16, 22 May 2007 (BST)

Auxunit 10 got moved. Also, if you want to move Ghetto Cow, that's fine. It'd be my pleasure to eat your brainz. -- Murray Jay Suskind 20:42, 22 May 2007 (BST)

In need of the password!

I need the forum password, please. My account there is Leonard Futz if you want to just PM it to me. Thanks a tonne! --Aguyuno 12:06, 23 May 2007 (BST)


I was acting on behalf of the Aardwolf Rangers, but mainly Redwave, who said that I should do so as we helped you in several battles. Also just a little side note, if you are telling me that I should spell horde as "hoard" as you have said on my talk page I would refuse with great enthusiasm as I enjoy spelling things correctly. You should look up the definition of Homonym. --NeWbeD 23:55, 3 June 2007 (BST)

I'm sorry I was under the impression that you were accusing me of spelling it the right way, when indeed I did misspell it. For that I am sorry. As for adding you to our page, since we did fight side-by-side in glorious combat we would have no problem with you adding to our Wiki page as long as it remains appropriate.--NeWbeD 13:31, 4 June 2007 (BST)

That's a big 10-4 Boss.--NeWbeD 20:49, 4 June 2007 (BST)


You're in Nicholas Mall, we're in Barrville. If things get hairy give us a call. Peace. Redwave 15:38, 7 June 2007 (BST)

Ok, things are slow on our end. You still going into the 'bank? Redwave 16:02, 10 June 2007 (BST)

Quick References

G'day! Just letting you know that I've replied on my talk page. —Revenant talk 18:55, 11 June 2007 (BST)

so very sorry!

I had no idea that changing my sig was affecting everyone! I apologies for spamming your recently changed box! (I'm new!)

-Em 09:56, 12 June 2007 (BST): I think I got the sig down, thanks for offering the help... Just remember to be kind to the newbs, you were one once too! ^_^
-Em 19:21, 12 June 2007 (BST): I wasn't hurt or offended, just very very ashamed! I just figured I oughta stand up for myself and give you a bit of a "sassback" :P Recent updates watching can be addictive I bet, but I've hardly the skill level to be too concerned with that just yet... I see you've seen my full picture aswell! I had no idea it was still hiding somewhere...
  • -Em: Its kind of... well my character's last name is Briar... I sort of wanted my signature to have a vine thing around it... I need to do some tweaking beforeit'll look good I bet... unless you know of any unicode text that looks particularly briarlike? Like a scrolly book bullet sort of thing? (I see them in word... how do I get them in here?) ~'~,Emily Briar`~,, 19:39, 12 June 2007 (BST)

your gonna hate me but I had to do it.

You are inside Lachryma. Israeli flags decorate the walls and uzis have been stacked up in the center. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded with matzo balls and corn beef sandwiches on rye. A Jewelry Store has been set up here. It is running. Somebody has spraypainted Alevai eize kelev ya'anos et ima shelha ve otha gam! onto a wall.

Since your last turn:
  • Mossad agents killed the last nazi (4 seconds ago)
  • The Rabbi healed you for 10 HP (0 seconds ago)

by the way Alevai eize kelev ya'anos et ima shelha ve otha gam! means I wish some dog will rape your mother and you too! just kidding love the code great job----Sexualharrison MR ה TStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 09:02, 19 June 2007 (BST)

Wow. I had no idea Lach had a Jewelry store inside her.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 09:05, 19 June 2007 (BST)
Try shoveing a lump of coal up her ass. and say goodbye to my karma! (it was worth it!)----Sexualharrison MR ה TStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 10:35, 19 June 2007 (BST)
I find this to be most disturbing in the extreme... O_o I'd probably challenge harrison to a duel or something for slighting a lady's honor, if I didn't know that she'd probably think of that as demeaning to her and thus another insult... Or maybe I'm just old-fashioned... --Specialist290 03:02, 21 June 2007 (BST)

Kinda Old Stuff

Filthy Zombie Character

For your informational needs, he's been inactive after helping to take it. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 03:02, 23 April 2007 (BST)

SHOUT AT ME?! Sure, go ahead.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 08:34, 23 April 2007 (BST)

RE: Grrr

Yeah, sorry about that, I got into a bad habit at the start and have being doing some heavy wiki work on my own suburb lately (esp. today) and I'm a perfectionist. Will make an effort to use preview in the future.--Sunil 23:46, 21 April 2007 (BST)

Sorry from me too! I'll make sure to use preview in the future. -- James Ennis


Will be seeing it soon. Can't wait. What you been up to Lach? BTW, I've got around 30 FAKs for the poor people in Whatmore. Heh, I found more FAKs when the hospital was unpowered than when it was powered. Go Figure. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 02:05, 19 April 2007 (BST)

Eh, it had good action, but since when were Persians supermen who can take a knife to the eye and ignore it?--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 12:41, 19 April 2007 (BST)

Has Bale been retaken yet?? --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 01:22, 23 April 2007 (BST)

Damn. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 01:39, 23 April 2007 (BST)
Zombie For Bob is sitting around inside there.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 02:54, 23 April 2007 (BST)

My Rat

I voted for the best party ever, now where is my rat? --Lord Evans 00:13, 18 April 2007 (BST)

llorl!!!11!!!forty seven!!!!

LAWL U SPEL WHATMORE RONG --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 13:15, 17 April 2007 (BST)

I'm scared now. :( --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 12:41, 19 April 2007 (BST)
Aliens? Levitating potatoes? I'm outta here! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 04:06, 20 April 2007 (BST)
Scared? Never. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 07:04, 20 April 2007 (BST)
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 01:38, 21 April 2007 (BST)
No way, I got a mob protection contract.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 02:54, 23 April 2007 (BST

I Herd U Liek Some Things

I herd some things. --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 04:22, 17 April 2007 (BST)

That must be the cause of our rat shortage! --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 04:40, 17 April 2007 (BST)

Uh, I dunno. But if a mouse can generate that much kiwi fruit, just imagine how much a rat can! --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 04:46, 17 April 2007 (BST)

No, not really. It's all been quiet on the Western Front. A little bit too quiet...... --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 04:50, 17 April 2007 (BST)

Uh-huh. Oh, and where are we dining tonight? I forgot. --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 04:57, 17 April 2007 (BST)

Scotch? What are you talking about? I'm not that kind of guy. Oh yeah, I remember, TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!! --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 05:01, 17 April 2007 (BST)

(Re Slayer's link): What... the... feth... o_O Someone has waaaaaay too much free time on their hands. --Specialist290 20:40, 17 April 2007 (BST)

Incidentally, want to join our new support group, "Urban Dead-Playing Procrastinators Anonymous"? It's for people who really should be doing other things but do what they're doing anyway... And it's exclusive to UD players! --Specialist290 21:02, 17 April 2007 (BST)


I know, but I had already made changes to the page before I saw it, so I had to go through and change each thing... I looked at the history for the last few, though, just to make sure I had gotten everything. --Specialist290 05:21, 16 April 2007 (BST)

*cue dramatic LOL-type stuff* O capricious Fate, that I be mocked by such a one as she! Woe is me, for verily I am at my wits' end. Forsooth, I shall henceforward forsake all earthly desires and possessions and cloister myself in a monastery forevermore, for to such I am destined... *end dramatic LOL-type stuff* :p --Specialist290 05:48, 16 April 2007 (BST)
*more dramatic LOL-type stuff; 50 years have passed* Behold, I am now the Pope, and thou art excommunicated for thy treacherous ways. Yet perhaps if you were to buy this indulgence for a prohibitively expensive sum of money... *end dramatic, etc.*

On that subject, what's this I hear about you and Dux alone in a building together? ;) --Specialist290 06:11, 16 April 2007 (BST)
Ah, my mistake. In that case, nevermind. Why is it that our strangest conversations are always at night? --Specialist290 06:23, 16 April 2007 (BST)
Man, I'm bored... and tired... and I have homework to do... and yet for some reason I cannot tear myself away from this Wiki. I really should learn to prioritize, or stop procrastinating, one or the other... or both, actually.

But enough about that. My self-destructive tendencies are neither here nor there. Anyway, in order to maintain some sort of dignity (and coherence) for this whole thing, I ask: How have things been lately? --Specialist290 06:37, 16 April 2007 (BST)

Polar Bears And Pimp Hats

No polar bears, but I did see a leprechaun. Anyway, to explain my unexplain absence, my computer conked out and had to be repaired.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:05, 15 April 2007 (BST)

"And I'm offended by the pimp hat now"

Something gives me the feeling that you are offended by pimps? OmishWarrior 00:38, 14 April 2007 (BST)OmishWarrior

I'm not stalking you, I just check on the suggestions daily and caught your comment and thought it was funny OmishWarrior 03:50, 14 April 2007 (BST)OmishWarrior


Well, I don't like socialism, nor Communism, and I've never heard of this guy you're rambling about. Now, Karloth Vois would make a fine mayor. Think of it, he'd give all the scotch and rats you want, with no silly laws or rules getting in your way! --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 02:37, 12 April 2007 (BST)

Oh, and what do you think about this? --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 12:58, 12 April 2007 (BST)

How is the recognition box "sicko"? --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 15:14, 12 April 2007 (BST)
Done. Happy?

How does Dear Lach go these days? Does she want to also one day move to a skinny layout? --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 15:37, 12 April 2007 (BST)

What do you think I should put in the place of my character profile?? I was thinking of quotes or groups I'm involved with or another character profile, Dux Alleius.... (whimper) I don't know! --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 05:22, 13 April 2007 (BST)


From what I thought to be a temporary surge of zeds in Shackleville has grown to a full scale invasion of Kempsterbank. The main buildings are operational so we have a fighting chance. If possible, could Ghetto Cow send us some aid? --Gehennanow 22:33, 11 April 2007 (BST)

The Search for Penelope

ZOMFG SHE ATTACKED AGAIN!!!!! --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 04:27, 11 April 2007 (BST)

It seems that her evilness has distorted her skin color... --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 04:33, 11 April 2007 (BST)

Oooh! Aaah! Chunka Cha!

In case you weren't one of the 50 people near me, Lach, I left your present on the wall of St. Cath's. Damn it would have been cooler and much more suave if you hadn't moved so quickly. I think I'm losing my sex powers.... --Skitchipoo 02:08, 11 April 2007 (BST)

Oh it's not even that cool, it's nothing to waste AP on. Yeah actually I have 2 spray cans. I've been spraying somewhat witty tags at a few buildings everywhere we go, but usually not at one of the main buildings where the other groups have marked their territory. Should I spray at Whatmore? I don't want to step on anybody's toes. Also, how long do spray cans usually last? --Skitchipoo 02:17, 11 April 2007 (BST)
I know you'll make it over there tomorrow anyways =) I'll start spraying the hot spots, since we'll probably be in the area for a while. Oh and "Ooh, aah, chunka cha" are the sounds I make when I dance sexfully... I guess it doesn't sound as funny when you read it. --Skitchipoo 03:22, 11 April 2007 (BST)
Somebody has spraypainted Skitchipoo giving a sexy belly dance to Lachryma. Now people will be like, "Wow, Czarina, you go to strip clubs?". Yeah, not great, I know. And the typo on my page is "Ignorance is bliss, you're welcome." I was going to change it but I figured that it would be out of character (in-character being "drunk"). One of these days I'm going to make my user page as wonderful as everyone else's. *sigh* --Skitchipoo 03:35, 11 April 2007 (BST)
"Mmmm.... yeah baby.... you like that? Ooooh...." Passionate enough? Maybe I should make the text red. Also, I figure that belly dance graffiti is GC propaganda in itself considering all the people who will want to join after they see my hot body... and yours of course, Ms. Czarina. --Skitchipoo 03:56, 11 April 2007 (BST)
No, no, I just put it up at Whatmore. I already have real some GC propaganda graffiti in mind. Nothing scandalous. You'll see. --Skitchipoo 04:20, 11 April 2007 (BST)

Not Bothering--Politicking!

There's a difference, you know. And technically it's not me, but Huey ;)

(Yes, I take the "separate existences" part of the FAQ so seriously that I suffer from self-imposed schizophrenia.) --Specialist290 06:48, 6 April 2007 (BST)

(Finally finished! That had to take at least a good four hours...)

What do you mean, mental disorders? I don't have a multiple personality disorder--we all get along fine! ;)

Seriously, though, I do tend to try to "compartmentalize" my mind so that I'm not using knowledge gained by one character to benefit the other... Although sometimes that can be very tough...

*collapses on the floor from lack of sleep* --Specialist290 07:12, 6 April 2007 (BST)

Protected Template Thingy Whatever BLah blah blah

Strange, when I checked the thing it wasn't protected. --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 02:54, 6 April 2007 (BST)

? --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 03:16, 6 April 2007 (BST)
Weird, for me it says edit and gives the option for protecting the page, not un-protecting it. Hm, I'll protect it and then un-protect it and then check out what happened. --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 03:31, 6 April 2007 (BST)
ZOMG I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!! This wasn't in the job description!! O_o --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 04:26, 6 April 2007 (BST)
How does it look? --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 04:33, 6 April 2007 (BST)

Oh! Oh! Oh! I know what it is! I know what it is! I know what it is! I think Kevan installed the "Keep Your Hands to Yourself" wiki extension that doesn't permit users to edit other user pages than their own. Since the Bale stuff is on a user page, it can't be edited by non-psyops. Eye iz sooo smaart!!1! --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 04:47, 6 April 2007 (BST)

A dropped a note on his page, but you probably know that by now. I hope we don't have to do a massive amount of page moves to get the info off the user subpages. --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 04:59, 6 April 2007 (BST)


Should I be anywhere in particular? isnt the strike tomorrow?-- Che -T GC X 02:20, 4 April 2007 (BST)

Well, at first i was going for something more funny, but it was too long to write it, so it ended up as a telegram-- Che -T GC X 02:30, 4 April 2007 (BST)

Burgundy Template

That image is drool-inducing indeed. What do you want it to look like/say? Now where is that sig button? Aw, dammit that's right its gone. Oh well, I'll have to do it manually. --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 00:51, 2 April 2007 (BST)

Song (and, Fiction Section?)

What? What are you talking about? ;) --Specialist290 22:18, 29 March 2007 (BST)

Whoa, just came across that story you're writing. Didn't see it before... Looks interesting, though. I'll have to read some more of it when I have the time. --Specialist290 22:24, 29 March 2007 (BST)
Ah, so it's one of those cooperative deals? Sounds nifty. --Specialist290 22:29, 29 March 2007 (BST)
Yeah, I might check yours out when I finish my own little proofreading job--someone on our forum (the non-GC and non-RPG part, in case you've forgotten that existed :p ) has been working on a story of his for... well, almost a year now, and I'm proofreading each chapter for him before he submits it. --Specialist290 22:37, 29 March 2007 (BST)
No kiddin'... The guy I'm helping actually writes pretty well, though; his biggest problem is that he's slightly confused over where to put a semicolon ;)

Speaking of which, I just finished proofreading the chapter he sent me, so now it's on to your story next! :D --Specialist290 23:43, 29 March 2007 (BST)

To quote a somewhat famous individual in the realm of science fiction, "Don't get excited! ;) " (I'll give you a rat if you can name the source of that quote.) --Specialist290 00:06, 30 March 2007 (BST)

Well, swearing tends to be a sign of an intense emotional state... Usually, anyway. --Specialist290 00:13, 30 March 2007 (BST)

Hey, I'm not saying I'm offended--my dad can swear w/ the best of 'em. It just kinda surprised me, you might say.

As for the story, right now I've just reached the end of the second chapter. --Specialist290 00:20, 30 March 2007 (BST)
I try not to myself, although on occasion a word or two has slipped out accidentally...

And I just finished your story (thus far). Most interesting. --Specialist290 00:34, 30 March 2007 (BST)
Ouch. Rejected by Stanford? Doesn't sound good... Anyway, good luck on your college search. --Specialist290 04:39, 31 March 2007 (BST)
Nifty :) Which one are you planning on going to? --Specialist290 04:51, 31 March 2007 (BST)

What, you'd prefer it if I said "Jolly good!" or "Smashing!" or "A thousand blessings upon you, your tent, and your camels"? ;) --Specialist290 06:02, 31 March 2007 (BST)

Very well then. From now on, whenever we talk on the Wiki, I shall roleplay an Arabic Bedouin nomad. Now, let us all give thanks to the Merciful One, the Compassionate One, from whom all earthly blessings flow. *bows toward Mecca*

...Nah, just kidding :p --Specialist290 06:18, 31 March 2007 (BST)
All this talk of Arabs reminds me of a joke: A suicide bomber sacrifices his life, killing a few infidels in the process. He arrives in the afterlife, expecting to receive his eternal reward. He is immediately confronted by George Washington, who hits him with a punch, sending him sprawling to the floor. As he rises again, Thomas Jefferson kicks him in the face, and soon these two, James Madison, and 67 other Founding Fathers are dogpiling the guy.

In the middle of all of this, the suicide bomber is shouting, "Why, O Merciful One? Why am I being attacked by these infidels in Paradise? Did you not say in your Holy Book that I would receive an eternal reward for my actions; what is going on here?"

God responds, "What I don't understand is why you're so surprised. I mean, after all, you did get your 70 Virginians..." (Aiee! Forgot sig... --Specialist290 06:45, 31 March 2007 (BST) )
Meh, I suppose I'm used to telling unfunny jokes :/ Then again, that may because I've worn everyone out w/ thousands of lightbulb jokes, some of which in retrospect are unfunny in the extreme...

Speaking of jokes, and with a bit more relevance to UD, you may want to check out some "two-cows" jokes. --Specialist290 06:45, 31 March 2007 (BST)

In request of help

Ive been wondering a lot of things like, are you really from russia, and if you are, do you really talk in that accent? Also, how do you make you profile look all pink and black? one more thing, how do you cahnge your signature? PLZ tell me

OmishWarrior 18:29, 8 April 2007 (BST)OmishWarrior


Gage got to him just before I was going to ban him. About those other two, someone was just messing with the b'crat voting yesterday . Thanks for the heads-up. --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 04:19, 28 March 2007 (BST)

Wonderful. I'm still trying to absorb what the hell just happened. I go on the wiki to move a page, and all of a sudden its under attack by a mob of vandals, and Gage and I just start banning left and right. It was kinda cool actually.... --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 04:39, 28 March 2007 (BST)
Yeah, I banned him about 7 or 8 times already. Revert are quite easy with psyop powers, you just have to hit the 'rollback' button and everything is good as new. I wish I could deputize someone to help me out.... --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 05:34, 28 March 2007 (BST)
Thanks for deleting his post. Unusable for a while? I think not. --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 05:41, 28 March 2007 (BST)
I fixed it through the magic of user contributions. And he thinks I'm dumb... --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 05:42, 28 March 2007 (BST)
I was just thinking about the ways to rollback things and it just came to me. I protected my main page so he'll have to try his luck with something else. --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 05:46, 28 March 2007 (BST)
Yes, I'm quite sure he was the same guy. That was his only contribution and his ip was along the same lines as the proxy ones. --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 06:01, 28 March 2007 (BST)

No, I haven't moved to Style yet. I'll be there tomorrow, if I'm not dead.... --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 06:07, 28 March 2007 (BST)

I finished the sheep template. It is along the lines of the {{HappyShare}} template with regard to colors. What do you think? --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 23:37, 28 March 2007 (BST)

Better? --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 23:51, 28 March 2007 (BST)

I think he probably will attack again tonight, and as always he'll get banned again and again. You can put your sig up for protection if you think he'll mess with it. Oh, and how did you revert the evil text on Matt's sig? --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 21:36, 29 March 2007 (BST)

Ok, nice. Have you noticed that all the timestamps changed from UTC to BST? I just realized that. --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 21:44, 29 March 2007 (BST)
British Summer Time? But it just became spring last week! Talk about jumping the gun. --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 21:48, 29 March 2007 (BST)
Well, u betta know or else u gonna git it!! :P --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 21:55, 29 March 2007 (BST)
That would be ok, as long as he doesn't put computer viruses in the e-mails. --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 22:02, 29 March 2007 (BST)


Shackleville just got owned by zombies, not cool. How is everything Lachryma? Are you on another Mall tour? Here's a template I made, I dunno If I sent it to u already.

Snake.gif Sons of Liberty
This user/group is an affiliate of the Sons of Liberty

P.S. How can I change my signature, like color and stuff? --Gehennanow 00:40, 28 March 2007 (BST)

Wow, u actually know what Gehenna means, that's a I actually have a tattoo of the Vampire:The Masquerade symbol. Thanks so much for your help, you're awesome! --Gehennanow 03:43, 28 March 2007 (BST)

P.S. Don't play as a zombie, you are too good for

Bloodlines is my favorite game ever; the whole attitude behind it is just so badass and mysterious. Does Lachryma mean anything? I know that Lachryma means "tears" as in Lachryma Christi- tears of Christ. There is also a vampire named Lachryma. Am I close or is it just a Russian female name? --Gehennanow 06:24, 28 March 2007 (BST)

You are becoming some what of a legend around here. It was an honor for me to meet you in game, even if it was your zombie Could you update the alliance information on Ghetto Cow from the Hellfighters to the Sons of Liberty? Thank ya, --Gehennanow 18:09, 5 April 2007 (BST)

To cridd

Well we only have four, but don't expect anytime soon, we first have to regroup, reclaim Brookhills, then head over to yagotown so that might take a while, sorry. - Firequag

well ok thanks for the help u gave, we will have a funeral service for cridd, well goodluck in yagotown, we were in brookehills and the only place left was two buildings the rest were in zed control, so we'll try and help out there and then on to yagotown. - Firequag

Hey where did you go i think your dead, well if you are head to randall bank and thre me and Chu will revive you, meanwhile we will begin doing sweeps of nearby suburbs and search for the rest of the group. goodluck! - Firequag

Whats Up Back At Ya

Everything is pretty quiet in our burb. Our northern territory has been attacked alot recently, but other than that were good. How bout you. what r u and your group doing?


Well, looks like I went down with some of your comrades. I'm now at Ridyard Plaza. If we get a chance, we should talk alliance, either on the M(A)F messageboard or in-game. I think that's especially important thanks to the increase in zombie strength. --Luigi Galleani M(A)C | M(A)F 15:40, 25 March 2007 (BST)

Details on my group? Hmmm, there are kind of a lot. M(A)F began last August as a federation of anarchist collectives, but now we're more of a federation of individuals with some still functioning collectives. We do not seek to impose anything on anyone, though we have seen warfare with groups that tried to impose their will on us or others. But our concentration is on the basics: heals, cades, alliances, revives, radios, fun parties, political agitation, and offing zombies. What else might you wanna know? And feel free to join our forums as an ally. --Luigi Galleani M(A)C | M(A)F 07:59, 26 March 2007 (BST)
Well, naturally. Our alliances are generally for the betterment of survivors, the detriment of zombies, and the intoxication of all. When we are attacked, we fight our own battles and do not expect our allies to join in. --Luigi Galleani M(A)C | M(A)F 01:14, 27 March 2007 (BST)

What The Cap has Been Up to

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:42, 25 March 2007 (BST)

Laser watch? What laser watch? I KNOW NOTHING!--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:47, 25 March 2007 (BST)
Waiting 1 east of Style, waiting for a freaking revive <!>@!#!--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:51, 25 March 2007 (BST)
The Cap is there, which is suprisingly unsuprising. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 08:39, 26 March 2007 (BST)
D00D THAT Z XTREME THNAZ --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 09:11, 27 March 2007 (BST)
Yes, it is rather good! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 08:24, 28 March 2007 (BST)

That thing that corn grows on. No, not the cob!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the batteries that aren't included! I am Darkwing Duck totally not stalking your talk page! --Andre Aloisius 07:11, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

Deja Vu All Over Again

Remember when I showed you that video of "Back in the USSR"? Well, it turns out the guy who did the video portion of it has a whole series of 'em (check the last post). --Specialist290 23:48, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

Meh... Oh well, it'll give you more time to watch this one! A Hard Day's Night of the Living Dead

Believe it or not, I actually found it on another site, not by searching YouTube myself. --Specialist290 05:58, 24 March 2007 (UTC)


Thanks, but I prefer psyop. I realized I got promoted when I logged on and found all these new buttons at the top of the screen. I'm kind of nervous that I'll go to click 'history', but end up deleting a page. Oh, and another thing: RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAY!!! :P --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 20:19, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

Well, you are the leader of the group, so I guess we're on even ground. --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 20:30, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
I suppose so. I think I'll be doing move requests, deletions, protections, deletions, unprotections, deletions, possibly banning but not likely, deletions, deletions, and, um........oh yeah, deletions. --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 20:35, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
It's friggin' awesome!! I really have to make sure that I don't get carried away. --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 18:54, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, but it is not really gone forever, there is an option to restore everything. --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 18:57, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
No! Definitely not the suggestions page, I do a lot of work there. But, the related games category, no one will miss that...--ZombieSlay3rSig.png 19:03, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

t3h capzoorz

u carnt sh00t m3 i am t3h capzoorz --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 08:31, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

==boobies are forever==

Missing you. be nice or i'll out you for what you really are.--Sexualharrison MR ה TStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 14:56, 9 April 2007 (BST)


Hi--thanks for the kind words! Look forward to working with GC in future! --One Angry Zed 04:07, 27 March 2007 (BST)

Allies? Absolutely--and as mostly dead and rotting individuals, we tend to attract rats, so you can be sure we'll always bring a fresh supply! Oh, and if you can spare some scotch, it feels nice when poured down our throats, even if most of it runs out holes in our necks. --One Angry Zed 04:42, 27 March 2007 (BST)


sure! i will! Chris' 'Redfield 01:50, 3 April 2007 (BST)

and check out the page i am working on...type sparta in the search box!!!


what did you modify on my stuff??? Chris' 'Redfield 18:58, 4 April 2007 (BST)

I know...i tried to make one and had to make 3 before doing anything. Chris' 'Redfield 18:31, 6 April 2007 (BST)

hey, 1 question. what is a greifer? people keep telling me my suggestions appeal to them...?Chris' 'Redfield 18:38, 6 April 2007 (BST)

k should read my suggestion for today!!! vote yes please!!! Chris' 'Redfield 18:56, 6 April 2007 (BST)

Re: Your Kiwis

Thanks for catching the typo. Allow me to present you with this.

Kiwi aka.jpg MJ Loves Your Kiwis
Murray Jay greatly admires Lachryma's awe-inspiring Kiwis.

Oh, and another Template....

Kareliya (Small).jpg What the feth!?!
Lachryma has gotten {{{Name}}} to say "feth" instead of that other dirty word .

This one is for you to award people who you catch using the word "feth."

*"This Boy" Plays In the Background*

Kiwi aka.jpg Um... Kiwis?
Specialist290 does not like fruit of any kind but is willing to eat Lachryma's awe-inspiring kiwis to make her feel better because MJS was a mean mean man and cheated on her by handing out that other kiwi template that he made to another girl. *pause for breath*

Just thought I'd try to cheer you up a little ;) --Specialist290 05:20, 8 April 2007 (BST)

Hey, you aren't the only gal in Malton who has luscious kiwis. I gotta play the field, see who else is out there. :P -- Murray Jay Suskind 06:18, 8 April 2007 (BST)
Always gotta find a hidden meaning in everything I say, don't you, Lach? :p But anyway, glad it did cheer you up :) --Specialist290 14:07, 8 April 2007 (BST)

My Suggestion

Sorry about that, so I just change it back to the original, with the posts and all, and wait for tomorrow?--Canuhearmenow Hunt! 01:42, 14 April 2007 (BST)

No, I understand. Oh man... I need to practice my skills a bit more...--Canuhearmenow Hunt! 01:50, 14 April 2007 (BST)


Noticed your page and posts before but came here today for one thing only... gimme your rat! - Fuster 00:32, 18 April 2007 (BST)

Ummmm. Not exactly what I had in mind! - Fuster 00:50, 18 April 2007 (BST)
Heh heh heh! Thanks all the same! :o) - Fuster 00:57, 18 April 2007 (BST)

Thank you

Free cookie.jpg You get a cookie!
Deathnut has given Lachryma a cookie for the rat.


Thanks, but I certainly have no desire to get into an argument about it. It's just that a non-red Ridleybank seems so, so wrong. Attempting to explain why, instead of simply reverting without explanation, seemed the best way of getting that across and actually avoiding an 'edit-war'. --Keith Drudgely 00:34, 24 April 2007 (BST)

By inadvertantly creating it, it seems. Sigh. As advised, i've taken the discussion to his talk page. --Keith Drudgely 00:43, 24 April 2007 (BST)
No problem - suffice to say I won't labour the point. If he doesn't get it he probably never will and i'd just be wasting my.. uh.. breath? --Keith Drudgely 00:51, 24 April 2007 (BST)

RE: Yagoton

I'm currently defending the Whatmore Building as a member of the YRC, actually. Mr Bound 19:38, 25 April 2007 (BST)

Actually, I just headed up to Bale. It's all powered, 40 survivors in the SE corner. Mr Bound 00:16, 26 April 2007 (BST)

Old Stuff

ZOMFG How we gonna take the place over?!

I was just wondering when we are going to attack; so we don't really have the plans complete right now? I found a good place to stay, it is in Millen Hills but is occupied and safe (I think). What do you want me to write on the sheep template? Oh, and another thing: WARNING: This page is 34 kilobytes long; some browsers may have problems editing pages approaching or longer than 32kb. Please consider breaking the page into smaller sections. --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 01:31, 22 March 2007 (UTC)


just giving you some love--Sexualharrison MR ה TStarofdavid2.png 21:29, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

mesmerizing ain't they?--Sexualharrison MR ה TStarofdavid2.png 05:49, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
(in thick russian accent) is okay, i bother you on forums and ingame. yes?--Sexualharrison MR ה TStarofdavid2.png 06:11, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
don't count on these boobies are here to stay--Sexualharrison MR ה TStarofdavid2.png 06:21, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
maybe, only if you find it really annoying.--Sexualharrison MR ה TStarofdavid2.png 06:47, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
it was time. i said i was gonna do it.--Sexualharrison MR ה TStarofdavid2.png 12:47, 21 March 2007 (UTC)


So, can I invite them to be allies? --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 02:30, 20 March 2007 (UTC)


Meh, no problem. I don't really see myself having any chances of actually winning against him, but since my character was a politician in RL and I'm a bit of a roleplay freak, I couldn't resist signing up. Not that I still won't give a shot at winning, that is! :D (forgot timestamp: --Specialist290 04:59, 19 March 2007 (UTC) )

Thanks, and I will :) --Specialist290 04:59, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

It takes too bloody long

To find a knife in Malton! A simple, trusty knife for my scientist... Gosh. I finally found one in a school yard. Go Figure. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 00:26, 18 March 2007 (UTC)


Glad to see you back! --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 00:20, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

NOOO NO SHOOTING RATS! I responded before you even said that! --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 00:24, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Alright, now what?

Nichols is overrun, as I'm sure you well know. A broadcast on 26.17 told me to go to Yeoman Park for a revive since I died in the mall. But, out of curiosity, after I get revived where are we headed next? Hildebrand (the next stop of the mall tour)? Or..? --Aguyuno 16:05, 17 March 2007 (UTC)


All the danger reports were supposed to link to Category:Danger Reports, but quite a few didn't. A bunch of them also didn't use the correct templates, so I fixed that too. I noticed it the other day and it really bothered me, so I had to perform surgery. I feel better now....wait, no I don't. Now I have a headache! Argh. --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 22:54, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Leaving?! But....but....but....where are you going? You're going to miss the whole siege! --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 22:57, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
No, not enough AP t- that son of a bitch, he destroyed the generator again! That's like the sixth time now! Dammit. Oh well, I don't really have enough AP to really do anything other than go to the mall and back to the NT. --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 23:01, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
Oh, okay. Have a nice trip! --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 23:02, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
BTW, have you seen Gage's user page? You HAVE to read the story about the mudkips, it had me laughing hysterically. --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 23:07, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, that site is really messed up. --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 23:25, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

I Noticed

Nah, I'll just put in a Move Request. They should take care of it there. --Specialist290 23:32, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Not sure if that was sarcasm :p , but yeah, I caught my mistake right as I was posting it. Silly me... --Specialist290 23:39, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
See? What did I tell ya? You need to use smileys more ;) --Specialist290 23:45, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

I obtained free running finally

So I'm more than willing to follow orders and go where you wish me to, milady. So - anywhere specific I should head to? --Aguyuno 12:16, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Haha, Tanning Beds...

Haha, it all makes sense now. --DreadHeadDead 02:53, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Unique it was. Unfortunatelly, all your tanning salons are belong to us --DreadHeadDead 03:10, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

email adress writing skillz

Yay I did it! I am now Cap'n S, because my first try didn't work. Anyway, I can't acess the GC forums. It says I need a password. Why do we even need a forum anyway? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 10:59, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Just to make sure you read this.

(I said this same thing in my talk too) Oh! Sorry, I wasn't sure where you wanted it; I'll keep that in mind next time then. Anyway, you probably don't have to revive me myself as I can simply head to a cemetary near by. I mainly posted it there to tell you guys to keep a lookout for that asshole, rofl.

Oh, and here's the UD Profile of the PK. Just incase you're interested ^_^ -Aguyuno 04:30, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

I know that the ID would be 'vaguely useful to have'; that's why I went and got it xP. Anyway, I'm in havercroft because that's just where I happened to be. *Shrugs* I'm a scientist so since my only real XP income right now is brain scan, I can't stay in the same place really since everyone there will be scanned already. Thus, I'm always on the move, and ended up landing myself in Havercroft lol. What does my level have to do with anything, though (just curious, not trying to be hostile, honestly)? --Aguyuno 06:52, 12 March 2007 (UTC)


Work sucks. I appologize. I will get on that now. We are only 1 away from 25. How glorious? Much. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 19:41, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

yo. all set. and check this out.--Ev933n / Talk PPGC 20:09, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

my bad. *looks* --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 20:20, 11 March 2007 (UTC)


Thanks! :D --Specialist290 04:12, 11 March 2007 (UTC)


The Cap is back, yay and shit. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 22:44, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Heh, saw that fiasco on the GC page. How long did you hold it for? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 23:09, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
Nope, can't seem to recieve that email. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 23:16, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
Actually, I think it's my awful email adress writing skills, but whatever floats your boat. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 23:21, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
When it stopped hurting. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 23:29, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
Yes. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 23:33, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
No, but I had to wear funny little pants which make sitting at a computer exceedingly hard. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 23:43, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
Heh, cool. Do you ever wonder how old he is? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 01:31, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
Yes, actually, I plan to get that. Why do you ask? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 01:41, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
Okay, let's see it. I wonder if I can create Penelope on it? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 01:47, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
Why, yes, you're right! You've inspired me to greater heights of squid making! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:34, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
Nope, no mad skillz yet. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:06, 10 March 2007 (UTC)


About the suggestion process. Force people to make new suggestions on the talk page or other page, no exceptions. Streamlined and discussed there, then moved to main suggestions page for final voting. Emphasis on the final. There should be no editing beyond that point. What do ya think, Lach? Have a look at my main page under 'some points to consider' for a little more clarification. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 04:48, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

check out --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 06:25, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Added more stuff on the projects page to do with sigs - tell me what you think. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 03:43, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Video For Ya

Video about the USSR. To the tune of a song, by the Beatles, about the USSR. For a person who is obsessed with (guess what?) the USSR.

I didn't make the video, just watched it. --Specialist290 03:28, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

La Revolucion. There was some mixup as to whether it was actually a subgroup of the group. It was ultimately resolved by making it a subpage of my user page.

And no, Barricade didn't get deleted--I'm just waiting for it to get renamed (the redirect is to the new name). You can still find it in Category:Specialist290 and Category:Songs until then.

Glad you liked the video, BTW :) --Specialist290 03:46, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
Meh, a certain degree of ineptness and / or oversight is to be expected from any sort of bureaucratic institution. I just try to take it in stride. --Specialist290 22:04, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Ninja Strike Force Cheerleader

So I can't really do much striking per se, but I can be a cheerleader/meatshield! And barricade. Aaaaand heal. And dance?

--Andre Aloisius 22:27, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Errrrm well I'll only have 10 AP at that point, so that makes me even more of a cheerleader, but what the hey, I'll be there. Is there a specific plan I should know about, or are we just hitting the Dibbings Building at 0:00?
Also, I'm not trying to throw a monkey wrench or anything, but isn't Ridleybank a X:00 Suburb? Aaaand if it is, are we gonna be encountering "live" (Um yeah you know what I mean here) zeds since it'll be the 0:00 slot?

--Andre Aloisius 22:56, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Gimmie a G! Gimmie an H! Gimmie an -etto! What doe that spell!? [Stops, counts on fingers, carries the two, places all I's before all E's...ever.] Ghetto!! Gooooooo Cows!

--Andre Aloisius 23:23, 7 March 2007 (UTC)


Can do, will do. --Specialist290 21:58, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Done. PM me a password for us to use. --Specialist290 22:25, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Secret Riddleybank Stuff

Where do you want me? --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 20:50, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Am in the area. will have 35 AP to spend at zero hour. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 21:06, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Kind Gift

Dux Certification
This user page has officially been certified as stylish and swanky by Dux Ducis

- For you! --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 07:42, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Shotgun ninja strike-force AKA GCSNSF

Well I'm at Nichols with 5 fully loaded shotguns, getting some more ammo for my pistols, so while I'm there I can pick a trenchcoat and a katana and join in-- Che -T GC X 20:40, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Ok. In the worst case (Zeds with flack jackets) I think 1 survivor can take care of 1 zed with 10 shotgun shots or 20 pistol shots using the average (ad 1 more shotgun shot and 2 pistol shots if the zeds have body building). So lets say 1 survivor with 5 fully loaded shotguns and 8 fully loaded pistols can headshot 3 zeds with 58 AP (haha). Finally 1 survivor 2 zeds=we would need 3 ninjas. Is the plan clear and run or clear and hold?
It would be nice to know the hour we will strike since Operation: Zulu Cocktail Hour is a go-go :P-- Che -T GC X 21:27, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
Great I will have full AP by then. I just need 1 more tiny bit of info: Is the plan clear and run or clear and hold?
Chill Czarina I didnt pay attention to that, sorry. Do we have some backup meatshields?-- Che -T GC X 22:24, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
IP hits reset, I'm there. I scouted the blackmore and it has 5 zeds in it-- Che -T GC X 00:15, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
96% encumbered sorry :P
Not sure how much. I just wanted a nice ninja night, so I went and headshoted 2 zed in blackmore. In a couple days we can probably take it back-- Che -T GC X 00:36, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
Give me 2 or 3 days to get ammo, and count me in-- Che -T GC X 00:56, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Re: Moral Character

Uh... assuming that I should read your post sans-"un", your unconfirmed reports are completely untrue. I have never intentionally killed zombies at a marked (spraypainted or on the Wiki) revive point. I have better things to do with my limited UD time. However, I did kill a zombie today outside of a warehouse or wasteland with some recruitment graffiti on it. If that was the person who complained, then tell that artard that he/she should stand at a known revive point and that his/her mom gives handjobs to zombies... I've seen it. Otherwise state a time, place, and present some evidence. But in all fairness, I have been known to play while inebriated.... --Skitchipoo 03:52, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Oh yeah, and I wanna join that bad-ass ninja strike force. --Sir Psycho Sexy
I usually play when I get home at 0:00 GMT. However, I do homework at my computer at night, so I can consistently play anywhere from 00:00-05:00 GMT (not counting Fridays and Saturdays). As ninjas, we should kill some pirates and steal their booty, considering ninjas and pirates are natural enemies in the wild. --Skitchipoo 17:35, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
Yarg! I got home a half hour too late! We should be be able to play UD from our cellphones... that would be *kinda* cool. Good work on Dibbings though. What's the plan for tomorrow? --Skitchipoo 00:39, 8 March 2007 (UTC)


Hey, I was messing around on wikipedia and found something that pretty much screws over Akule's copyright deletion argument. Take a look at this! --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 01:47, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Valid Reason

Well, now you have one more area on the wiki with your Template. Here is another tamplate that you might not fret at having-

Launch.jpg From Russia With Love
This user or group loves Mother Russia

Talk with you later.


Sounds nice. I enjoy speaking with you. Have a nice day. --NIE Talk|CAPD|U! 12:19, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Reply about Work "cracking down"

Nah, they never really caught 'ME' per se... I actually cover my tracks (as far as this game is concerned)... they're cracking down on everybody. happens once in a while, then the hubbub dies down, but for now... home only.
Bubacxo 09:24, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

WC-whatever "subpage"

Yeah, I did think about posting a move request for that page first, but I changed my mind. The page really doesn't have anything to do with the group and is just kind of a large argument over something Grim or whoever did when he was pissed off. --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 01:01, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Really? Ok, I'll throw in a move request wiki-historian. :P --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 01:13, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

The Nifty-ness claims another user talk page

Shacknews is scary stuff. But I think they're the exception, right? I mean, their attack was pretty legendary, as far as I can tell.
So what's the deal, how come there aren't 1000+ groupings anymore?
Oh, and I've had a question about Shacknews for a while now. Well, sorta about them. Anyway, my question is this: Are Shacknews and The Lime Brigade the same people? Like, was The Lime Brigade the Shacknews people's attempt at the survivor side of things? I dunno why, but I've gotten that impression.

--Andre Aloisius 00:48, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Well, poop. Suuuure they can pull off the largest zombie raid in the history of the universe, but one little Mall Siege and they're gone. Wah. Wah, wah, wah.
Hey, also, did you see the suggestion I made on Specialist290's page? I'll paraphrase - how would you feel about GC forming a ransack rescue squad sometime? Like, when a mall is on its last leg and the zombies have ransacked one or two corners, we swoop in, clean out one corner, and set up shop.
I guess we might need a few more members before we did that, but assuming we got about twenty people that wanted to do it, how wouldja feel about it?

--Andre Aloisius 01:01, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Fair enough, just thought I'd run it your way.

--Andre Aloisius 01:15, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Mutual Benefit

I've been meaning to contact you about this before, but I've either forgot about it or kept putting it off.

Anyway, a friend and I run a little forum. (If you're not an anime fan, don't let the subject matter scare you; my friend handles the anime, I handle the scifi, and we collaborate on everything else.) This forum has an Urban Dead section already in place, so I could add a subforum for the use of Ghetto Cow really quicklike.

The way I see it:

  • Our group could use a place where we can post secure communications without having to rely on the Yahoo! mailing list and that is pretty much open to all members.
  • My forum could use a lot more traffic.

Other benefits include discussion areas for various non-UD topics (should anyone be so inclined to participate), a Forum Games section where you can participate in tried-and-true word games, various RPs and RPGs you can participate in, and a Spam section where you can be completely random and off-the-wall to your heart's content.

Should you be willing to take up my offer, I'll pretty much let you guys run the Ghetto Cow subforum however you want, provided that what you post doesn't break general forum rules. I can even give you mod powers over the Ghetto Cow section so that you can sticky, edit, or even delete posts and topics without having to bug the Admin staff all the time ;)

Naturally, I'll leave the final decision up to you and the rest of the group. I would have put this on the group talk page, but I wanted to get your opinion first. --Specialist290 23:46, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

No problem. I knew you had some concerns with forums, so I didn't want you to think you were obligated to do anything other than increase our postcount ;) I'll submit the idea to the rest of the group on the talk page. --Specialist290 00:02, 6 March 2007 (UTC)


Thanks, my first rat!!! yeah!!!!. On a side note I see you keep scaring people by stalking the recent changes xD-- Che -T GC X 23:04, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Hahahaha haha haha. I love when you get mad-- Che -T GC X 23:44, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
My bad not, you never get mad yeah, right.-- Che -T GC X 23:58, 5 March 2007 (UTC)


not sure how you always manage to find out what i do on my page... kinda wierd and a bit stalkerish...--Nadyoung 07:04, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

RE: Pst, hey you

You know me enough to have helped me out with my wiki experiance... So, I have posted that to show my love. Can't I do just that - show my ever lasting love for a hot Russian lady?


Lach, south park style

Who's the sexy Russian medic?

Couldn't find any syringes or med kits, sorry. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 23:27, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

sad facts of life...

The Ghetto Cow Manifesto

I make this when I am sober and this when I am drunk... --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 21:44, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

BZflag is functionally the same as half-life. I can do better, though. I can fine-tune the template. You are correct. The image is a great centerpiece... but for what? --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 22:00, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

I permit you to make a template using the awesomest GC graphic EVAR! but I will do no such thing. I need to figure out how to make the biggest baddest most obnoxious template evar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!--Ev933n / Talk PPGC 22:11, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Actually, I just got an idea. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 22:12, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Roachtown, looking for our newest recruit. Aguyuno appears to be a newbie in need of some help. wander over to his talk page if you would like. Make him feel more welcome? --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 22:47, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Random Conversation II: Electric Boogaloo

No no, that's the Breakneck Lunatics In Non-functioning Derigables, and they get SUPER grumpy when you confuse the two. --Andre Aloisius 09:21, 3 March 2007 (UTC)


LOL! "I can't belive you didn't mention my sexual prowess!" --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 04:45, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

It was all funny. That's going on my page! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 04:52, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
I'm honoured I got an entire comic to myself, not just one frame. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:09, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
Remind me to rip that one off sometime. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:17, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, and he has 101 templates! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:32, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
Is he still inactive? Haven't heard anything about his cool shoes for a while. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:37, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
I am the bitch-slap master. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:39, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
Blah, Nexus War. I tried that. It's like UD, but gayer. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:45, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
I guess I'll go check it out then. And Dux wants you to join the Zone Defenders forum.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:51, 3 March 2007 (UTC)


Hmm, an excellent point. But what's with the "good try, love" attitude? It's kinda creepy. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:14, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

You're a bit too supportive. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:22, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
Graagh to you to, sister. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:37, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
Don't get too confused! And yes, I am useless in social situations, explaining my short reply above. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:45, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
Well, let's take comfort in the fact neither of us work as clowns. That would be sad. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 14:06, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
Are you there already? I'm still four burbs away.... >:( --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 00:44, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
Huntley Heights for me. Also, woo! Finally, some form of plan. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 00:54, 3 March 2007 (UTC)--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 03:06, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, but.. wait a sec, since when do squirrels yap?! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 00:59, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
Oooh, how much?--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 01:15, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
I don't have 3 rats a month. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 01:45, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
Say, your keyboard appears to be broken. For only $100, I could give you a working hash key! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 02:24, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
I have no eyes. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 02:33, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
I don't have any PlayGirl magazines. I have a PlayGrill one, if that helps. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 02:43, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
You never read a PlayGrill magazine? That's probably because of their lack of existance. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 02:49, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
Kevan's skull? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 03:01, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

LoL! Most funnah. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 03:06, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Awww, can I have one starring me? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 03:15, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
Woo! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 03:21, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
I'd like it if my arm could be featured, let alone me. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 03:37, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Sons of Liberty

Snake.gif Sons of Liberty
This user/group is an affiliate of the Sons of Liberty

the Hellfighters are merging with other groups to form one large army of survivors. Pretty sweet huh? If you know of any groups that might be interested, let me know --Gehennanow 04:50, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Bothering? More like asking. In roughly a month, the zombies have doubled their land coverage. I ask you why Lachryma? It's because nobody is working together anymore. The zombies are picking apart groups of survivors one by one. If we don't do something, Malton will be overrun. Rounding up smaller groups into a unified force is one way to combat a large zombie invasion. I worry that soon we will be unable to do anything to stop the zombies. --Gehennanow 16:54, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
Looks like checkmate.--Gehennanow 17:42, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
How are you fairing against the zombies? The Sons of Liberty is a split group from the Malton Mob now. Sorry, that we're American not Russian. Shackleville is our home, but there are still plenty of zombies for us to play with there. Are you still in Dulston? --Gehennanow 04:44, 16 March 2007 (UTC)


Yeah, I thought I might add it. After all, you're a pretty fun person to be around :)

Speaking of templates, I just created this one: {{HorseDrawnZeppelin}}. What do you think? --Specialist290 02:25, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Completely forgot about "Show Preview"--thanks for the reminder. I hope I didn't ruin your Recent Changes surfing too much ;) --Specialist290 02:33, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
Not really planning on anything specific--I just have sporadic moments where these little whims and impulses crop up, followed by long periods of routine checking and updating. I'm probably done for today, though, if that's what you're asking. --Specialist290 02:58, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
Most definitely. That was actually my first post there, but I've done a bit of roleplaying before. --Specialist290 03:07, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
I noticed the horde bit; in fact, I kinda worked it into my own post, but then you probably noticed that already ;) Anyway, from what I've read in that thread you seem to know what you're doing. --Specialist290 03:17, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
Making stuff up as you go along is basically what roleplaying is. As long as your character is believable and their actions and reactions are realistic, you're on the right track.

Don't be modest--you're a natural at it ;) Don't ask me how I know, but I do. --Specialist290 03:32, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, roleplaying (as opposed to an RPG-type game; there's a bit of a difference) tends to emphasize player interaction rather than competition. You do a lot better at it if you're working for the benefit of the story rather than just "playing to win," so to speak. Anyway, it's getting late, so I might not be online much longer... --Specialist290 03:46, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

New Template!

Remember that thing from the tactics page about "being stalked by a hot Russian chick"? That made me think about the Kiki and Karija templates, so I made this: {{Lachryma}}. Does the Czarina approve? --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 21:55, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Possible Comic Ideas

I love your comix, they are cute, and funny.. especially the Lacryman sense of humour "Is season, I decorate."

I don't know if you've ever encountered Zombie Mistress but could you include:

  • Show a comic of Zombie Mistress throwing a motorcycle through a barricade wall at Caiger Mall? (Or just a motorcycle flying through the air.. and)
  • Show a comic where survivors are screaming and dying in the background because ZM just breached the barricades. "No! Don't bite me there!" "This crazy bitch won't die, nooo... aaaaagh!" "My god, she just ripped of his.. oh GOD!!!" "My spleen, aaa" "ZM threw (male character) over her shoulder, she is keeping him for some sexual interests."
  • Show a comic where your female character has to put up with stupid men, and female zombies have to put up with stupid men.. could be funny.
  • Show a comic where ZM and Lacryma arm wrestle to decide who gets to kill this one PK survivor who is very annoying..
  • A radio broadcast in the background where ZM is being talked about.. and Lacryma is stocking up on revives.

(Note, ZM was at Vaiger when it fell, to zombies the first, and second time.. so perhaps a comic for both times, may be cool.)

Just ideas, could be fun, thanks!

MrAushvitz Canadianflag-sm.jpg 14:14, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Say...Lach...have you ever considered hand drawing your comic? Not being mean or anything but I prefer hand drawn comics over those done on Microsoft Paint. And any chance of a cameo request anywhere? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 14:43, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

If the Czarina is shy about her drawing talents, I can hire someone locally (Rochester, NY, USA) to do the job. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 22:17, 1 March 2007 (UTC) what you're saying is your drawing sucks...I see. And about that cameo seems DJSpinbad is the only one of my character that ran into Ghetto Cow...but that was during the siege of Stickling... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 12:50, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
The near future sounds good. And as soon as I get him revived...I'm gonna be chasing after MT07 with a bunch of other C4NT members...that is if the plan of chasing after them is decided fact...isn't GC chasing after them right now? You could do something like DJSpinbad playing some Pop/Hip hop/Rock mixes for Ghetto Cow or something. Maybe someone stealing his CDs and chucking em at zeds with the reason "My pistols wouldn't kill zeds so I chuck bad music at em and killed em." --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 14:09, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
Funneh. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 14:38, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
Ok ok ok...You're humor is sweet, but there's some bad with the good, which I don't want to say 'cause I don't want to be rude. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 12:46, 5 March 2007 (UTC) By the way...In case you didn't notice, I put it under the DJSpinbad section on my user page yesterday. Don't worry. You were credited for it. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 12:52, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

20 Questions

Say! We (you [Lachryma] and I [Ev933n]) should each ask each other questions. One question for one question. The questions can be about stuff IC, OOC, or IRL. The answers can be via Email. Go! --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 22:17, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Richard Leaper here, yet again

Sorry, Lach. I know, it was only like a week ago when I requested a rev last time. This time, though, it was not... *entirely* my fault. You see, I had been infected so I ran to "St. Eutychian's Hospital" (31, 49) in Havercroft. I got myself healed (in terms of removing infection, I mean), bringing me to 15hp - with only 2 AP left, I requested someone drop FAKs on me and signed off. I come back, and what do I find?

"You were killed by Niruida Kyoujin".

Not a zombie. Just some random dick in the hospital decided to kill me and leave for no particular reasoning. *Sigh*.

I haven't bothered to stand up since this happened, namely because I have 4 other characters to run as well and so I had run out of moves for the day already. However, I just wanted to inform you that I'm probably going to need another revive sometime soon... I'm sorry, guys, but what can I say? PKers blow _huge_... unmentionables.--Aguyuno 05:23, 11 March 2007 (UTC)