From The Urban Dead Wiki

If you maintain a "KOS" list for your one-person group...

If your profile uses the words "steely gaze", "looming", or "katana"...

If you keep half of your inventory full of shotguns...

...so that it can match the other half...

If you spend 20 AP a day telling people about your secret plans...

If your survivor keeps track of the days until November 5...

If you've killed more outdoor zombies than you've revived...

If your survivor wears more than two pieces of clothing that are made out of leather...

If you need someone from 4chan to fix your grammar...

...You could be a Trenchie.

Lelouche's Trenchy Dictionary; words you thought you knew the meaning of

RNG:

• man i wus killn ths zed thn i left but whn i log bqck on he wus out of rng.

Instigate:

• i barly made it ot f te fort ther r stil like 20 survivrs stucks ins te gate house

Toilet:

• te othwr day tis guy wuz ql askin mw toi let hm jon my grop am i was all f*ck n0 u suk lol.

Haikus

Zombies are at the

door; I'm going to fall back to

*place censored* now

I am undead now;

hopefully the DEM

will revive me soon.

I found a harman;

time to give him some hugs and

probably a kiss.