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I want you to remember this face. This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.
Affiliation Pumpkin Pedophiles
Rank Co-Dux
Vices Scotch. Erotic Art. Scotch.
Goals Sociocultural Development.
Statistical Data


  • Date of Birth: Unknown.
  • Place of Birth: Fields of Elysium.
  • Hair Color: Grey. Shaved smooth.
  • Eye Color: Heliotrope.
  • Length: 13 inches.
  • Complexion: Tan.
  • Girth: 6 inches.
  • Gender: Male.
  • Build: Proportionate
  • Race: Caucasian; Mediterranean.

When your penance is done
Come find me
When all the judges cloaked in stone
Have faced away
Seek the rill beneath the bowers and strings
Of fine pearls
Down in the fold of sacred hills
Among the elms
Where animals and birds find shelter
Come find me
I am nestled in grasses never trod
By heartbroken
Not a single root torn
In the bard’s trembling grief
Seek out what is freely given
Come find me
In the wake of winter’s dark flight
And take what you will
Of these blossoms
My colours lie in wait for you and none other

Fine Arts1.jpg Fine Art of Malton Supporter
This user or group supports the Fine Art of Malton movement & acknowledges that all museums are PK ceasefire zones, heal points, and are to be a barricading priority.

Hat.jpg Honor Among Thieves
Lezick supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy & finds that PKing is more fun when only innocents suffer.

Good grooming.jpg Good Grooming
Lezick practices good grooming habits, and recommends that other Malton survivors do too.

Weapons.JPG Weapon of Choice
This user's weapon of choice is his Phallus.

Cemetery stones 2.jpg PK Count
Lezick has PKed lots of people.

Nobrain.png Ban Stupidity
This user or group does not tolerate stupid people.

This user or group is associated with The PKer Alliance

Gladiatorial Arena.jpg Gladiatorial Arena Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Gladiatorial Arena Policy & acknowledges that all stadiums in Malton are gladiatorial areas, in which the killing of another survivor is not a crime and therefore not punishable in any way.

Smiley.png It's a Joke, OK?
Lezick supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it.

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