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TODAY: A SMALL CRAFT ADVISORY HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR MALTON AND THE SOUTHERN SUBURBS. WINDS WILL BE 30-40 KM/HR, WITH GUSTS UP TO 60 KM/HR. ZOMBIES, ESPECIALLY SMALL, LIGHT-WEIGHT CHILDREN, SHOULD SEEK SHELTER IF POSSIBLE. HUMANS CAN BE BLOWN INTO THE OCEAN. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL BE 2° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE -6° C. |
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TOMORROW: A COLD ADVISORY IN EFFECT OVERNIGHT. ZOMBIES SHOULD SEEK WARM SHELTER IF POSSIBLE. HUMANS CAN FREEZE TO DEATH. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL ONLY REACH 3° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE -12° C. |
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VALENTINE'S DAY: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY MALTON. EXPECT OVERCAST CONDITIONS FOR MOST OF THE MORNING AND AFTERNOON. SKIES SHOULD CLEAR BY EARLY EVENING, IN TIME FOR ZOMBIES TO ENJOY A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT WITH THEIR LOVED ONE, WHETHER UNDEAD OR SOON TO BE UNDEAD. HUMANS SHOULD ACCEPT THAT NO ONE LOVES THEM, AND LOCATE THEIR NEAREST HARDWARE STORE FOR A ROPE AND LADDER. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL BE IN THE -0° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE -8° C. |
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