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Mall Tour 2009

The Mall Tour 2009
Abbreviation:	MT, MT2009, MT09
Group Numbers:	Zambahz and PKers!
Leadership:	Head Tour Guide Johnny Bass, assisted by the Mall Tourist Board
Goals:	Fun, fatalities and the taking of each and every mall in Malton
Recruitment Policy:	Sign up at the recruitment thread
Contact:	Through the forum
IRC Channel:	#MallTour

Behold! The third coming of The Mall Tour!

After the great successes of Mall Tour 2006 and Mall Tour 2007 this landmark event returns for a third time. Again, the harmans will quake, cry and whine and we will reign victorious and pull down their temples of consumerism! The global economic depression has finally hit Malton, what better to stimulate the economy than a raging torrent of undead fury?

When did The Mall Tour 2009 start?

Shockingly in 2009, we were going to bring it forward but our market research showed that the breathers wouldn't get the irony. We started on the 9^th of January 2009!

Where did The Mall Tour 2009 start?

The tour began with a gathering in Eastonwood.

Announcements

1^st May 2009 - Time to move the final party to Fort Creedy! Ruin it and dance on the ashes! -- Johnny Bass
29^th April 2009 - Our last mall may be ruined, but that shouldn't stop us from slaughtering Pitneybank! -- Johnny Bass
28^th April 2009 - Time to eat our last mall. To Giddings! -- Johnny Bass
22^nd April 2009 - Whatever we were looking for in Dentonside wasn't there. We'll just have to continue our search in Starlingtown -- Johnny Bass
20^th April 2009 - Houldenbank is a mess, time to visit Dentonside and find.... well, I don't know, but there has to be something there. -- Johnny Bass
17^th April 2009 - Vinetown isn't so green anymore, time to move to Houldenbank! -- Johnny Bass
16^th April 2009 - Mitchem provided no resistance! Spread out and devastate Vinetown! - . . <== DDR Approved Editor
15^th April 2009 - Osmondville is a wreck! North! To Mitchem Mall! -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor
13^th April 2009 - Pennville is pillaged and the Eastern Malls have been taken by our glorious tourists! Head North to Osmondville! -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor
9^th April 2009 - Scarlet has her letter, go to Pennville. -- Johnny Bass
6^th April 2009 - East Grayside's tourism industry is overrated, move to Scarletwood! -- Johnny Bass
1^st April 2009 - The mall has fallen! The barga!nz were insufficient! Let us head to East Grayside! -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor

Old announcements are placed in the archive, which can be found here.

Where is The Mall Tour 2009?

Current target: Fort Creedy

Here there be zergers Jensentown Quarlesbank West Boundwood East Boundwood Lamport Hills Chancelwood Earletown Rhodenbank Dullstown Roywood Judgewood Gatcombeton Shuttlebank Yagoton Millen Hills Raines Hills Pashenton Rolt Heights Pescodside Peddlesden Village Chudleyton Darvall Heights !zanbah Brooke Hills Shearbank Huntley Heights Beaverville Gibsonton Dunningwood Dunell Hills West Becktown East Becktown Richmond Hills Ketchelbank Roachtown Randallbank Heytown Spracklingbank Paynterton Owsleybank Molebank Lukinswood Havercroft Barhahville Ridleybank Pimbank Peppardville Pitneybank Starlingtown Grh!gg Haagz Reganbank Lerwill Heights Shore Hills Galbraith Hills Stanbury Village Rotwood Edgecombe Barhah-Raz Dentonside Crooketon Mornington North Blythville Brooksville Mockridge Heights Shackleville Tollyton Crowbank Vinetown Houldenbank Nixbank Wykewood South Blythville Greentown Tapton Kempsterbank Wray Heights Gulsonside Osmondville Penny Heights Foulkes Village Ruddlebank Lockettside Dartside Kinch Heights West Grayside East Grayside Scarletwood Pennville Fryerbank New Arkham Old Arkham Spicer Hills Williamsville The Butt Wyke Hills Hollomstown Danversbank Whittenside Miltown

Path of Destruction

1. 10^th January 2009 - Calvert Mall sacked. The breathers last less than 24 hours. - Dedicated to Xyu, leader of the first two Mall Tours.
   
2. 12^th January 2009 - Bale Mall ruined. All shall fall before the mighty Mall Tour. - Dedicated to the Eastonwood Ferals, gone but not forgotten.
   
3. 18^th January 2009 - Stickling Mall devastated. Even the strongest corner could not hold us. - Dedicated to LUE, in sure and certain hope of their resurrection to the force they once were.
4. 23^rd January 2009 - Dowdney Mall falls. The hope of a bastion of resistance against us lies defeated. - Dedicated to Sexy Rexy Grossman, bring back the Sex Cannon!
   
5. 30^th January 2009 - Tynte Mall faints when we approach. Its reputation as the most feeble mall in Malton remains. - Dedicated to The Big Bash!
   
6. 1^st February 2009 - Hildebrand Mall is devastated by our onslaught. For one day, the glory of Rotwood returns. - Dedicated to The Second Big Bash!
   
7. 2^nd February 2009 - Woodroffe Mall returned to economically viable status. For something called the Survivor Security Zone, this area doesn't appear all that secure. - Dedicated to Jorm, True Prophet of Barhah!
   
8. 6^th February 2009 - Nichols Mall is out of kilts. Amusing customer service does not prevent the inevitable. - Dedicated to Papa Petro.
   
9. 17^th February 2009 - Caiger Mall capitulates. The title of Barhah Mall is officially revoked. - Dedicated to Mall Tour 2006!
   
10. 27^th February 2009 - Marven Mall seems to just give up. After time in the wilderness, the Mighty Mall Tour returns to its true purpose. - Dedicated to Mall Tour 2007!
    
11. 4^th March 2009 - Tompson Mall wrecked. Proof positive that shooting zombies outside does not lead to victory. - Dedicated to Fiffy's outstanding ass!
    
12. 19^th March 2009 - Buckley Mall smashed. Antics are not an effective defence strategy. - Dedicated to M!N!ANZ!, long may they roll!
    
13. 31^st March 2009 - Pole Mall crumples. Less corners does not make a more effective defence. - Dedicated to the harmanz of Hall NT, Thompson Mall, and Pole Mall! You fought well!
    
14. 10^th April 2009 - Joachim Mall felled. The flimsiest defence so far. - Dedicated to The Shining Ones!
    
15. 12^th April 2009 - Lumber Mall annihilated. Midnight Snack Attack cross an entire suburb to score the ruin on their own and in a single strike.
    
16. 16^st April 2009 - Mitchem Mall crushed. Less than 24 hours from initial entry to total ruin - Dedicated to the Undeadites! Rnrarrrh!
    
17. 29^st April 2009 - Giddings Mall goes down like a two dollar whore. Ruined in Mall Tour's traditional less than 24 hour manner - Dedicated to you, the ever valiant Mall Tourists. Each of you made this tour into such a fun and successful experience.
    

Where do I attack?

This thread will always contain the currently designated target, which is now Fort Creedy.

How do I join The Mall Tour 2009?

That's easy, change your group affiliation to Mall Tour, sign up here and head over to our current target.

You can also add the following template to your own or your participating character's wiki page by adding the code {{MallTour2009}}

	Mall Tour 2009
	This User or Group was a member of the Mall Tour 2009, and came to your local mall! Thanks for having lots of fresh brains ready when they arrived with all their friends.

This will automatically add you to the Mall Tour 2009 Category!

When do I attack?

Whenever you can. This is all about fun.

However, it's lots of fun to strike with other zombies to maximize your damage dealing capacity to the harmans.

Therefore we have brought back one of the great Mall Tour traditions, the guided tour groups! All guided tour groups are led by an experienced zambah who will help you find the very best barga!n bra!nz in the mall and will help our younger tourists grown up on a fresh diet of mall cuisine.

Note: Click on your strike time to confirm it. Useful when coming on or off DST.

Tour Group	UTC	PDT	EDT	AEDT	Other	Tour Guide
The Japanese Tourists	16:45	9:45 PM	12:45 PM	3:45 AM	Convert	Murray Jay Suskind
Malls Ideally Liberated By Force	01:15	6:15 PM	9:15 PM	12:15 PM	Convert	DJ Deadbeat
Midnight Snack Attack!	06:15	11:15 PM	2:15:00 AM	5:15 PM	Convert	Fiffy

The Japanese Tourists

The Japanese Tourists are the group designed for Europeans playing in the afternoon and North Americans playing in the morning. They are led by Murray Jay Suskind. Sign up to this tour group at our forum. Join them for the strike through our IRC channel.

Malls Ideally Liberated by Force (MILF)

MILF is the group designed for a our North American tourists. They are led by DJ Deadbeat. Sign up to this tour group at our forum. Join them for the strike through our IRC channel.

Midnight Snack Attack!

Midnight Snack Attack! is the group designed for Europeans playing in the morning, North Americans playing late at night, and Australians playing in the evening. They are led by Fiffy. Sign up to this tour group at our forum. Join them for the strike through our IRC channel.

Rules

We're all about fun here on the Mall Tour, but certain rules are needed in order to maintain fair play. All participants, whether zombie, death cultist or PKer are expected to abide by them whilst representing the Tour. Breaking these rules could result in that player being publicly asked to leave the Tour and their actions being revealed to the community.

Alts

• One alt (character) per player interacting with the Mall Tour at any time. No exceptions.
• Any other characters you have must maintain a distance of one full suburb between themselves and your tourist. Having characters in neighbouring suburbs, even with a 10 block gap, is unacceptable. One full empty suburb at all times. No exceptions.
• You may have more than one character participate over the Tour (fighting either for or against us as you please) but a reasonable amount of time must be left between the the characters participating. 24 hours is the minimum time you should leave. Longer is better.

'Spying'

• Any information NOT in a public forum or a public IRC is not usable. Anything that is open to the public is fair game.
• 'Zombie spying', passing on information gained by going into buildings after gaining a revive is entirely legal.

Conduct

• The Mall Tour follows the legacy of classy events and classy players. The tourists are expected to behave in a similarly classy manner and encourage both side's enjoyment.
• Speeches or radio broadcasts that can be classed as 'text rape' are forbidden.