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| Character Name:
| Matt Aries
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| Creation Date:
| 2008-03-12 10:16:56
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| Group:
| Insane Asylum Patient #1183626
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| Alias:
| Richard 'Dick' Cheese
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| Height:
| 5' 11"
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| Weight:
| 290lbs
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| Age:
| 37
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| Hair Color:
| brown matted with dried blood and greasy
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| Eye Color:
| brown and bloodshot
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| Skin Type:
| White (Stained red by blood)
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| Description:
| A psychotic misanthropic killer clown suffering from split personality disorder.
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| Wearing:
| a blood-soaked clown mask, a blood-soaked black jumpsuit, a blood-soaked pair of steel toe clown shoes.
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| Personal Quote:
| "Does it look like I give a fuck?"
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You are inside the entrance of The Malton Insane Asylum, an imposing ivory white building covered in dried blood. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined.
Somebody has spraypainted a image of a clown onto a wall.
Their are thousands of dead bodies here.
Since your last turn:
- Matt Aries slapped you with a rubber chicken across the face(4 seconds ago)
- Matt Aries says Ahahaha! You got cockslapped ... HAHAHAH! *Snort* HAHAHA! *Falls to floor crying in laughter* You got ... you ... got ... *Fart* AHHHH HAHAHA!(0 seconds ago)
 | GOT BALLS!
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| Matt Aries got balls, but not a lot of brains.
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 | Honor Among Thieves
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| This User or Group supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy & finds that PKing is more fun when only innocents suffer.
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 | Red Rum
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| Smartly dressed in a dark red tie and wearing a monocle, this user is the epitome of taste, class, and lighthearted homicide, for this user is a member of Red Rum.
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 | Musée de Meurtre
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| "I went to Musée de Meurtre, and all I got were these lousy bullet wounds!"
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 | Pleads Insanity
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| Matt Aries has finally gone off the deep end!
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 | Cocksmacked
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| Matt Aries loves to cocksmack people.
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 | Sex Addict
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| And damn proud of it!
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 | BOOBS!
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| ...Nuff said.
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