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Michaleson's Desk

The Squad Room

You emerge into a large chamber featuring a presentation area. This is where CAPD Officers are briefed on their current assignments. You are currently overlooking Officer Michaleson's desk, a large amount of clutter and paperwork ocupys most of the space.

A Badge
Michaleson's badge
It is labeled, "Officer Michaleson". A dull piece of metal covered in fingerprints.

Current Assignments

An open document lies at the top of the pile The information on the pages contains infomation on personal Objectives and assignments. Dated the 3rd of March, 2010, it reads:


  • All officers establish communication with group.
  • Maintain barricade levels for entry points at St Aelred's Church and Junkyard.


  • Revive specified Target
  • Hunt Pkers and stuff

The rest of he document degrades to random scrawls and pictures of doenuts.

Comments Book

Underneath a stack of murder reporst Lies a book covered in coffee stains The pages indicate that it is a comments book. Many signitures and lines lay scattered thoughout the pages. On the First page it reads:

Comments go here

  • Feel free to scrawl in the given space.

You look at the first page and notice...butt tissue. It is a fellow officers'. Next to it on the page it reads:

Sorry MoW... At least I got my beer open! Also, hi mich! Here's an excerpt of the LOLBible for ya! >:D

Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

From: --Supercohboy 01:28, 13 March 2010 (UTC) Bucket Kick.PNG

A hastily scrawled note has been left along the margin -
"Mich, I've been looking all over for you, checking the usual places - breakroom, toilet, etc - to no avail. We've got your new sat phone, Suze had it shipped in from borehamwood. Good luck in the brawl mich, I've got some old issues I'd like to square up with you."
Signed - Giles.