User:Misanthropy/Characters
 Charming and refined, Misanthropy cuts a dashing figure with his designer suit and immaculate hair. His honeyed words and intelligent conversation serve to win over the confidences of many. Turn your back, however, and you'll soon find an axe lodged in it. Misanthropy is a member of Burning chiton |
 The cracking of leathery hide signals the approach of Saor Eireann. Having travelled to Malton from the outbreaks in Belfast, Saor was determined to join the containment effort in Malton, but succumbed to the virus - and soon came to embrace it. Saor Eireann is a member of Feral Undead |
 Haircuts That Kill is the former singer for the band Faith No More, and has been a member of Cement, Bad Brains and VUA. Born Chuck Mosely, his trademark dreadlock topknot has been responsible for dozens of murders in the Malton area, and his unique funk-rock talents allowed him to evade capture. Haircuts That Kill is the leader of RDD |
 Musical legend Silvertone was born as Chris Isaak in 1956, which meant that attending Columbine High School in 1999 was not as fun as it should have been. Sick of being bullied for his age, he has set down his guitar and taken up a shotgun, nicknaming himself after his backing band, and has chosen to wreak revenge on those assholes who taunted him and didn't take him to the prom. Silvertone is a member of Columbine Kids |
 Hailing from behind the Iron Curtain, the exact details concerning Vokshod and his associate Ripper Snapper are shrouded in mystery. Hints have been made to gangster connections, particularly vor v zakone, and Vokshod's extensive prison tattoing may bear this rumour out, but his tight-lipped and intense demeanour stop the inquisitive in their tracks. Vokshod is a member of With Blackjack and Hookers |
 After a life creating atomic weaponry, Grapple X has come to view humanity as a seething morass of idiocy. How can they remain so ignorant, yet there are men who can harness the power of the stars? Grapple's goal is now a case of educating the masses in order to save humanity, or purging their ignorance permanently. Grapple X is a member of the Philosophe Knights |
 After a lifetime of cocaine, hookers, doing hookers on cocaine and doing cocaine off of hookers, glam-rock legend Electric Cigarette finally succumbed to the ravages of, well, hookers and cocaine. Being on tour in Malton at the time, however, he recieved a sudden post-mortem urge to do a few encores. Electric Cigarette does not belong to a group. |
 Full of fury and celtic pride, Riastrad has travelled from the ancient past of glorious Ireland, to take up his war with Queen Maedbh in the 21st century. Possessed of the peculiar ability to manifest his rage in berserk 'warp-spasms', Riastrad has vowed never to rest until the kingdoms unite under his rule. Riastrad is a member of Legends of Darkness |
 ..."C'est Iriquois". |
 Ornithorhynchus anatinus - platypus. The platypus has the brain of a dolphin, and can be seen driving a forklift in his habitat of kelp. He is the larva of the flatworm and has the ability to regenerate after injury. Uncooked Meat Prior to State Vector Collapse is a member of Dead Hand |
