User:Monsieur

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Userboxes of Malton Flying Spaghetti Monster This user has been touched by his Noodly Appendage. Pirate This User be a Pirate. Death to the Ninja dogs! Yarr! B-A-N-A-N-A-Z! This user knows exactly what to do with a banana. Food This user's favorite food is harmanz. Proud To Be Dead This user is a zambah and proud of it. Yeah. Zombie Karaoke This undead user enjoys serenading survivors when visiting safehouses. Ban Heresy This user or group does not tolerate heresy against Sweet Zombie Jesus. Bang! Monsieur wants everyone to die. Axe Crazy This user has several axes. Do not cross him. What do you mean I can't use an axe?! This user can't understand why zombies are not allowed to use fire axes. Communist Party This user or group belongs to the Communist Party This User > Jesus This user claims to be better than Jesus An Adventurer is Me! Monsi plays The Kingdom of Loathing STFU N00B Monsieur recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob. Ugly Templates This user supports the use of ugly templates on the wiki. Grammar This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki. Where is Malton? Monsieur thinks that Malton is in Ouagadougou. Ban Stupidity This user or group does not tolerate stupid people.

Contents 1 The Real Monsieur Cartier 2 Characters 3 Comedy 4 Workings

[edit] The Real Monsieur Cartier

And you thought all other internets-based entity were bots. I'm an impoverished student with far too much time on my hands, allowing me to write pointless bios and serenade the soon-to-be-consumed occupants of random safehouses with the teachings of BARHAH.
I'm also a filthy image whore. Lookit all my pictures, yes-yes.

So, who are you?

[edit] Characters

Monsieur - Level 42 Brain-Rotted Zombie. Had a brief run with the Church of the Resurrection; currently in Crowbank with The Second Big Bash. 60 Bash kills, 15 safehouses busted into (including Thompson Mall's SE block, 9 inside infected :D) ^_^
6000 XP and still climbing :D

	Zombie River Tactics
	I am the void that devours all.

	The Second Big Bash!
	This User or Group is a member of The Second Big Bash, and will be coming to your neighborhood soon! Please have lots of fresh brains ready when they arrive with all their friends.

Cartier - Level 41 Necrotech Scientist, habitually makes a notch in his DNA Extractor for each revive he performs. Membre du G.I.F.D.; currently in Buttonville somewhere, dead. Strangely incompetent with the shotgun of late, it seems. 29 kills, 66 revives.

	G.I.F.D.
	Dr Cartier is member of the G.I.F.D..

	Supporter of No Tactics
	I have no clue what I'm doing.

Note my tiny tiny player IDs.

David Lexden - Heading east.

	Dual Nature
	This user supports the Dual Nature Policy.

[edit] Comedy

Don't we all love the misguided zealots?

Mayor Bowne said "Die ZOMBIE SCUM!!!!!!!"
(5 hours and 13 minutes ago)
A zombie killed Mayor Bowne.
(5 hours and 5 minutes ago)

Hungry Frank wins my award for the best comedy player description. And he's a zombie, which is even better!

[edit] Workings

Being a predominently zombie-oriented player (Monsieur is a rotter, and Cartier gets forgotten about for days at a time and ends up being munched on) and a linguist IRL, I've taken to adding bits and bobs here and there to the kiZombie lexicon, as well as signing up but not getting anywhere with a large-scale project on large zombese texts, be they chants, recitings (from sermons by the Church of the Resurrection, for example) and whatnot. If you've go anything that's helpful, leave it on my talk page.
by the way, ! is not a vowel.

This user is a zombese linguist.