User:NIE

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Officer NIE - CAPD Public Relations
Desk Sergeant

CAPD Main Page

Foulkes Village Union

NIE • Talk • Sig • Nav • Sandbox • Contribs

Sergeant's Desk: Recruiting Center | Complaint/ Suggestion Box | Intergroup Relations

CAPD Allies: Legion of the Octopope | Josephine's Generals | MPD | Malton Telephone | Z.E.O.N.

NIE
Joined: 2006-01-21 08:52:15
Character class: Public Relations Officer
Favorite equipment: Radio, Pen, & Paperclips
Character profile: Urban Dead profile
Current status: Stalking CAPD for paperclips.
Character group: CAPD
Character stats: 19 Paper cuts.
Journal: Coming Soon for NIE


CAPD
This User/ Group Supports CAPD.
Desk Sergeant
This user stalks the CAPD for paperclips.
Foulkes Village Defender
This user is defending CAPD from massive zombie hordes. He's pretty fucking good at killing them.
Project UnWelcome Member
Need help? Piss off.


It seemed like a good Idea…
Nadyoung has given NIE a crackpipe
I sorta like Cap!!!
NIE finds Cap acceptable.
Anti-Copyright User
This user hates copyrights.


From Russia With Love
This user or group loves Mother Russia
Calculus
This user really hates calculus.
Urban Dead
This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds?
Code Stealer
This user is a wiki code stealer, and probably stealing your sidebar while you read this.
Proud To Be Alive
This user is a survivor and proud of it.
Image:gun.jpg Military
This user is in the Military and is probably off trying to control the zombie outbreak.
What the Hell is Wrong with you People!?
This user thinks that getting revived takes too freakin' long.
Male
This user is male.
Mmmm, cheese…
NIE really, really likes cheese.
Trigger Happy
This user has guns. Do not cross him/her.
We love Lachryma!!!
NIE loves the hot Russian lady!!!
Manbagz
This user understands the value of Manbagz to carry miscellaneous vital items
Image:earth.jpgWhere is Malton?
NIE thinks that Malton is a city.
No More Wiki Drama
This user or group is fed up with never-ending wiki drama.
STFU N00B
This user recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob.
Grammar
This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki.


Don't Take It Personally
This user isn't crushed by criticism directed at him (or her) on this wiki. It's all cool.


Camping
This user likes to get outside and do some camping every once in a while.
Violence is quicker
Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker.
It's a Joke, OK?
This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it.
Image:zombieHand.gif Proud To Be A Zombie Hunter
This user is a Zombie Hunter and is probably off head shotting a zed right now.
Discussion Page User
This user actually checks the Discussion Page.
Death Count
NIE has died unknown amount of times.
Colors
This user's favorite color is Black.
Body Count
NIE has killed 23 zombies.
Cookie Thief
This user is not safe around unguarded cookies.
Why are you still reading these?
This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands.
Food
This user's favorite food is donuts.
Compulsive Template Maker
This user will make a template about pretty much anything, including their propensity for making templates.
Die, Kitties!
This user or group supports the use of kitties to bait the undead.
Fight Fire with Fire!
This user supports the griefing of griefers.
Full of Crap
NIE thinks that Nadyoung is full of crap.
Ninja
This user flips out and kills people. Ninjas are so totally awesome!
Lets Abuse FlagBoxes!
This User or Group abuses or excessively uses flagboxes
The Ropes
This user thinks we should show Nadyoung the ropes.
BRAIN FOOD
I love brains for breakfast!



Welcome to the Public Relations Office.

Touch the Oreos and I will smash your fingers with my extremely large hammer...


Player Statistics

Name: Christopher "NIE" Altland

Age: 22

Location: Norfolk, VA (USA)

Occupation: Military

Status: Active Duty (USN)

Contact Information:

This information is provided as a base of contact for outside influence.

If you wish to contact me, please feel free to call my phone number prior to emailing.

  • Email is checked within working hours only.


Mission

Currently I do not have a mission.

I hot dropped into the city of Malton under orders to find any/ all survivors and evacuate. After that, we were split up by a rather large group of zombies. I have been searching for my squad since, but with no luck.

As of late 2006, I have been introduced to the Crew Avenue Police Department. After many nights of training briefs and armed training courses, I have graduated to become a Police Officer for CAPD. Below is a picture of the ceremony: Image:Policeinit.jpg

Thursday, March 8th, 2007- I have been promoted to the status of Public Relations Officer for CAPD. How difficult can it be?

Badge Number

My Badge Number is 26. If you have a formal complaint due to my hostile actions or otherwise irrational temper, please just STFU.


Thank you.


My Duties...


You are inside Crew Avenue Police Department. It smells like wet dog. The building has been slightly barricaded with a bench. A portable generator is running. The lights are flickering due to generator malfunction.

Since your last turn: Captain Smithers yawned. (2 hours ago) Officer Nadyoung said: "This blows..." (1 second ago)


My Templates


Here, have a Gerbil!
[[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]] has given [[User:{{{2}}}|{{{2}}}]] a gerbil for {{{reason}}}.

{{Gerbil|You|Them|some reason}}


From Russia With Love
This user or group loves Mother Russia

{{Russia}}


Desk Sergeant
This user stalks the CAPD for paperclips.

{{Sergeant}}

CAPD
This User/ Group Supports CAPD.

{{CAPD}}


Have a stamp!
You has given Them a stamp of approval for some reason

{{Approved|You|Them|some reason}}

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