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Officer NIE - CAPD Public Relations
Desk Sergeant

CAPD Main Page


Sergeant's Desk: Recruiting Center | Complaint/ Suggestion Box | Intergroup Relations

CAPD Allies: Legion of the Octopope | Josephine's Generals | MPD | Malton Telephone | Z.E.O.N.

Joined: 2006-01-21 08:52:15
Character class: Public Relations Officer
Favorite equipment: Radio, Pen, & Paperclips
Character profile: Urban Dead profile
Current status: Stalking CAPD for paperclips.
Character group: CAPD
Character stats: 19 Paper cuts.
Journal: Coming Soon for NIE

US Customs and Border Protection officers.jpg CAPD
This User/ Group Supports CAPD.

Stalker.jpg Desk Sergeant
This user stalks the CAPD for paperclips.
Foulkes Village Defender
This user is defending CAPD from massive zombie hordes. He's pretty fucking good at killing them.
Un-w.png Project UnWelcome Member
Need help? Piss off.
Crack-pipe.jpg It seemed like a good Idea…
Nadyoung has given NIE a crackpipe
Idiot.gif I sorta like Cap!!!
NIE finds Cap acceptable.
64px-PD-icon.svg.png Anti-Copyright User
This user hates copyrights.

Launch.jpg From Russia With Love
This user or group loves Mother Russia
Calculus.JPG Calculus
This user really hates calculus.
Dead.gif Urban Dead
This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds?
Lonelyguy.jpeg Code Stealer
This user is a wiki code stealer, and probably stealing your sidebar while you read this.
ZombieHand.gif Proud To Be Alive
This user is a survivor and proud of it.
Gun.jpg Military
This user is in the Military and is probably off trying to control the zombie outbreak.
Pissedoff.gif What the Hell is Wrong with you People!?
This user thinks that getting revived takes too freakin' long.
Male.jpeg Male
This user is male.
Cheese.jpg Mmmm, cheese…
NIE really, really likes cheese.
Gun.jpg Trigger Happy
This user has guns. Do not cross them.
Kareliya (Small).jpg We love Lachryma!!!
NIE loves the hot Russian lady!!!
WR-Manbagz.jpg Manbagz
This user understands the value of Manbagz to carry miscellaneous vital items.
Earth.jpg Where is Malton?
NIE thinks that Malton is a city.
Skulls.jpg No More Wiki Drama
This user or group is fed up with never-ending wiki drama.
Noob.gif STFU N00B
This user recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob.
NoLOL.png Grammar
This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki.
Dtip.JPG Don't Take It Personally
This user isn't crushed by criticism directed at him (or her) on this wiki. It's all cool.
Tent.png Camping
This user likes to get outside and do some camping every once in a while.
Redskull.jpg Violence is quicker
Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker.
Smiley.png It's a Joke, OK?
This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it.
ZombieHand.gif Proud To Be A Zombie Hunter
This user is a Zombie Hunter and is probably off head shotting a zed right now.
RMB.JPG Discussion Page User
This user actually checks the Discussion Page.
Death Count
NIE has died unknown amount of times.
Crayons.jpg Colors
This user's favorite color is Black.
Pkdaythumb.jpg Body Count
NIE has killed 23 zombies.
CookiethiefBuncy.png Cookie Thief
This user is not safe around unguarded cookies.
Bored.jpg Why are you still reading these?
This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands.
Chicken-sand.jpg Food
This user's favorite food is donuts.
Georgebushdoesntcareaboutangels.jpg Compulsive Template Maker
This user will make a template about pretty much anything, including their propensity for making templates.
Kitty small.jpg Die, Kitties!
This user or group supports the use of kitties to bait the undead.
Firevsfire.GIF Fight Fire with Fire!
This user supports the griefing of griefers.
Dogturd.jpg Full of Crap
NIE thinks that Nadyoung is full of crap.
Ninja.gif Ninja
This user flips out and kills people. Ninjas are so totally awesome!
Fire.jpg Let's Abuse Flagboxes!
This user or group abuses or excessively uses flagboxes.
Noose.jpg The Ropes
This user thinks we should show Nadyoung the ropes.
Brainpic.png BRAIN FOOD
I love brains for breakfast!

Welcome to the Public Relations Office.

Touch the Oreos and I will smash your fingers with my extremely large hammer...

Player Statistics

Name: Christopher "NIE" Altland

Age: 22

Location: Norfolk, VA (USA)

Occupation: Military

Status: Active Duty (USN)

Contact Information:

This information is provided as a base of contact for outside influence.

If you wish to contact me, please feel free to call my phone number prior to emailing.

  • Email is checked within working hours only.


Currently I do not have a mission.

I hot dropped into the city of Malton under orders to find any/ all survivors and evacuate. After that, we were split up by a rather large group of zombies. I have been searching for my squad since, but with no luck.

As of late 2006, I have been introduced to the Crew Avenue Police Department. After many nights of training briefs and armed training courses, I have graduated to become a Police Officer for CAPD. Below is a picture of the ceremony: Policeinit.jpg

Thursday, March 8th, 2007- I have been promoted to the status of Public Relations Officer for CAPD. How difficult can it be?

Badge Number

My Badge Number is 26. If you have a formal complaint due to my hostile actions or otherwise irrational temper, please just STFU.

Thank you.

My Duties...

You are inside Crew Avenue Police Department. It smells like wet dog. The building has been slightly barricaded with a bench. A portable generator is running. The lights are flickering due to generator malfunction.

Since your last turn:

Captain Smithers yawned. (2 hours ago) Officer Nadyoung said: "This blows..." (1 second ago)

My Templates

Gerbil.gif Here, have a Gerbil!
[[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]] has given [[User:{{{2}}}|{{{2}}}]] a gerbil for {{{reason}}}.

{{Gerbil|You|Them|some reason}}

Launch.jpg From Russia With Love
This user or group loves Mother Russia


Stalker.jpg Desk Sergeant
This user stalks the CAPD for paperclips.


US Customs and Border Protection officers.jpg CAPD
This User/ Group Supports CAPD.


App.jpg Have a stamp!
You has given Them a stamp of approval for some reason

{{Approved|You|Them|some reason}}

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