User:Navigator

If anyone else wants to make a fake profile for me, go ahead. Fill it with whatever you want.

• No.
• Umm, he's got a beard.
• A crotchbeard
• La la la, unicorns L.A.!
• I hear his Unicorn has a crotchbeard. Seriously.
• Navigator's unicorn is a crotchbeard unicorn.
• Navigator's unicorn is a defenestrated unicorn.
• Navigator's unicorn is an exemplary unicorn.
• His crotchbeard is braided.
• Navigator is a mammal.
• Navigator was asked by army to join Hero Squad.
• Did you see him in Flight of The Navigator? He's not very aerodynamic.
• Navigator is an crocodilian with a very good sense of direction.
• Navigator spent a brief time in his youth as a web browser made by Netscape.
• Despite what his name may be, Navigator routinely gets lost for hours in his own home.
• To be fair, Navigator's home is an Escher-esque nightmare filled to the brim with nautili and vampiric clowns.
• Navigator has three USB ports, each of which is home to a happy mouse.
• Navigator spent most of his youth looking for a sock he had lost at the tender age of three.