User:New Coldness

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Me = IAmRisen Zombah / Extremely Notorious PKer/GKer/paratrooper, currently harassing the defenders of Caiger Mall.

I wrote the Parachuting article, as well as the Siege PKer Guide and the Mall Offense Manifesto.

	Template Whore
	This User includes as many templates as possible on his or her User Page. I mean, come on! Tusken Raider?!?

‎	Player Killer
	"One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god." This user is a PKer and supports the act of Player Killing.

	Don't Nerf Mah PKing!
	This user is sick of people trying to nerf PKing.

	Run For Your Lives!
	This Zombie's Packin' Heat!

	Remember, Remember the 10th of November
	This user or group commemorates the idiots who gave a free meal to the undead in Chudleyton / Darvall Heights by gathering in Caiger Mall to be eaten. On the 10th of November, the zombies choked the heart of Malton by ransacking Caiger Mall / BARHAH Mall. Death to the humans, and with it, humiliation!

	Heavy Lifters, Maybe?
	This user can't figure out for the life of them how survivors are able to carry around several portable generators at once.

	American
	This user is American.

	Firefox User
	This user uses Firefox.

	Frakkin' Lawyer
	New Coldness is a lawyer and therefore believed to be damned. "One lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a hundred guys with guns." -- Vito Corleone

	Republican
	This user is a Republican.