[edit] Biography
Self-proclaimed and entirely unacknowledged leader of the Legion of the Octopope. He has never worn an trenchcoat, seen his family torn apart by a zombie mob or served in 'Nam. Loyal devotee of the Octopope, the non blood-splattered beret, tuna and world communism.
Yes, he is a cat. No-one knows why this small housecat has developed the ability to speak or where he got his thumbs. But in a town where the dead walk the earth, people don't really ask too many questions.
[edit] Related Quotes
"Give it some cream and it might give us the shotgun back".
"There's nothing in here but a cat.... oh Jesus, it bit off my thumb, it taken my..."
"Gragh?"
"I'm not wasting a needle on a cat... until it lets go of my leg."
"Hail the Octopope and all animalistic minions thereof."
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