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Welcome to the most badass wiki user page, you have just received a cookie (make that a kick in the balls if you are a pker) from ObiFireFighter.
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| DO NOT FUCK WITH THIS USER!
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[edit] ObiFireFighter/ObiCop/JC
| ObiFireFighter
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| Joined:
| 2007-03-10 22:32:07
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| Character class:
| The Juggernaut!
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| Favorite equipment:
| Shotgun...
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| Character profile:
| Urban Dead profile
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| Current status:
| Pimp'in dead bitches!
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| Character group:
| Team Zombie Hardcore, BORIS squad.
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| Character stats:
| Alive, Obi never dies... he just lays the fuck down!!!
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| Journal:
| Jornals just aren't for ObiFireFighter
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| ObiCop
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| Joined:
| 2007-03-10 22:10:07
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| Character class:
| Hancock
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| Favorite equipment:
| His massive dick.
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| Character profile:
| Urban Dead profile
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| Current status:
| unknown
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| Character group:
| MDK
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| Character stats:
| Alive and kicking...ass!
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| Journal:
| Jornals just aren't for ObiCop
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| John Cencioni
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| Joined:
| 2007-03-10 22:10:07
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| Character class:
| G-Man, "mafioso" on his free time.
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| Favorite equipment:
| Berettas of course!!!
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| Character profile:
| Urban Dead profile
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| Current status:
| Doing his thing
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| Character group:
| MSD
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| Character stats:
| Alive capiche?
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| Journal:
| Jornals just aren't for John Cencioni
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Notice: DONT touch my user page or else ...
Notice 2: If my page looks weird to you it's because you don't use firefox :D.
Notice 3: I have an RG bounty but Im not a pker, mind your own fucking business alright?
Notice 4 / Notice for retards (persistent B.Hunters): Carefully read number 3 again, failing that go kill a RRF or something like that.
Notice 5: To pkers, dont fuck with me (that includes your group!) and I wont fuck with you...
Notice 6: If you don't like swearing, insults or general humour, we kindly suggest that you bugger off and join the DEM. (Leighton Kru)
[edit] Extra Info
- Awesome template/flag box user.
- ObiFireFighter is my main character and 3rd UD atempt.
- ObiCop was my second atempt to play UD, wich was inactive for a long time.
- ObiCop is back and is here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and he is all out of bubblegum.
- JC is my brand new char and 4th atempt!
- ObiFireFighter is a fuckin' badass *Note*:you can see him(above) totally kicking the crap out off that old softcore zombie ladie (grogh) *Note 2*:You can also see him putting down his first pker The Gay Niiinn... sory... its The Grey Ninja. Also ObiCop can be see shooting some random CGR douche.
- Oh yeah and Obi swears a shitload too and everyone knows that's fucking awesome!
- Oh shit... Obi is hardcore.
- Obi is a Track&Field sprinter and can outrun every citizen in Malton...
- Obi is not black but he is an Track&Field sprinter.
- Obi can sometimes refer to him in the 3rd person.
- Wait..... Is this an hardcore wikipage? Yeah... just like Obi.
- Obi sometimes misspels, but he cant talk 4 languages so STFU bitches!!!
- Malmutekid is Obi's brother and he is a total badass too.
- Just in case you didnt notice (wich I highly doubt having in mind all the hardcoreness and awesomeness in this wikipage), Obi is VERY HARDCORE,FUCK!
- Obi is an extremely, incredibly, awesomely, super good looking dude.
- Major pker's ass bruiser.
- Probably laughing at your face.
1- Bad for survivors, 2- Full of your own shit, 3- Asshat, 4- In need of many deaths, 5- Bastard Zombie Lover, 6- Girlie Men, 7- Horrible Dresser, 8- NOT HARDCORE, 9- VERY SOFTCORE, 10- Not very nice...
Obi's Credos:
!!!Balls To The Whalls!!!
!!!Say Hello To My Little Friend!!!
!!!AppleSauce, Bitch!!!
[edit] Templates
[edit] Small ones
 | European
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| This user or group is European.
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 | Fhoo Fhighter
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| This User is a Hardcore Rocker for Mark Whalberg!
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 | MDK Gang Member
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| Help the cause, join MDK Today!
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 | Manhunt Survivor!
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| Obi enjoys competing in the survival games of the Malton Manhunt
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 | Proud To Be Alive
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| This user is a survivor and proud of it.
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 | Heavy Arms
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| This user or group has Heavy Arms and will use them if provoked.
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 | Trigger Happy
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| This user has guns. Do not cross him/her.
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 | Pkers Ball's Kicker
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| Obi grabs them by the nose and kicks them in the balls (err... face... for the sake of this image).
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 | What are you looking at?
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| Stop looking at my gun.
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 | Fire Fighter
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| This user is a Firefighter and is probably off chopping up a zombie with their axe.
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 | Axe Crazy
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| This user has an axe. Do not cross him/her.
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| Bodycount
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| Obi has killed loads and loads of zombies.
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| Body Count
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| Obi has identified and killed a whole F&^$ truckload of Pkers.
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 | WARNING!
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| This user or group knows how to lay the smack down.
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 | Drama Llama
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| The Llama is watching you.
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 | Templates make FUNFUN!
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| This User thinks that templates are a fun and exciting way to express your opinion!
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 | Firing Squad
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| This user thinks we should just shoot Secruss and get it over with.
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 | The Ropes
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| This user thinks we should show Secruss the ropes.
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| Firing Squad
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| This user thinks we should just shoot Cyberbob240 and get it over with.
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| The Ropes
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| This user thinks we should show Cyberbob240 the ropes.
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 | Spanish
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| This user can speak Spanish
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 | You Get Nothing!
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| You lose! Good day, sir!
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 | Kill All Pigs!!!
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| This user is a douche killer.
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 | Alt user
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| This user has alts but DOESN'T Zerg.
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 | Remember To Sign!
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| This user remembers to sign on talk pages and you should too.
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 | I want TV!
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| Obi wants Malton to have TV.
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 | Ugly Templates
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| This user supports the use of ugly templates on the wiki.
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 | In Soviet Яussia...
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| template adds YOU!!
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 | Death Cultist
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| If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
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 | GOOOOOOOOAL!
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| This user supports bringing the World Cup back to Malton.
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 | I am Spartacus!
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| This user claims to be Spartacus.
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 | I'm Sportacus!
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| This user claims to be Sportacus.
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 | Supporter of Patton Tactics
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| I hold 'em by the nose and kick 'em in the ass!
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 | SPELING LOL
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| Yuo fayl Englesh? That's unpossablle!
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 | Teetotaler
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| Obi does not drink
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 | Lets Abuse FlagBoxes!
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| This User or Group abuses or excessively uses flagboxes
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 | Gnap! Gnap!
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| This smurf is really smurfed and wants to smurf everyone in the smurf!
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 | Fight Fire with Fire!
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| This user supports the griefing of griefers.
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 | Slapnuts
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| This user may or may not refer to someone as "slapnuts".
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 | Sorry, what was that first part again?
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| This user has ADD, so don't expect them to pay much attention to anything.
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 | Calculus
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| This user really hates calculus.
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 | Happy Birthday
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| This user was born on January 27
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 | A Guy
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| Obi peniz,the preciouz > Pluto
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| This user likes boobies!
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 | Rescue
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| This user thinks that adding 1 AP to the revive cycle is pointless.
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 | Jagshemash!
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| This user like to make sexy time with the ladies. High Five!
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| Du Nu Nu Nu...
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| Obi can touch this.
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 | What the Hell is Wrong with you People!?
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| This user thinks that getting revived takes too freakin' long.
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 | Trenchcoater
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| This user finds no irony in 20 shotguns and katanas.
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 | Anime Lover
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| This user loves anime and is a devoted otaku.
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 | Etiquette
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| This user or group supports etiquette.
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 | SGP, MFD, CMS, UBP...
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| This user thinks there are enough capital letters used on the wiki to feed every bookworm in the world.
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 | You, minion, are too saucy.
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| This user thinks you should watch what you say on their page.
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 | Nerf This!
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| This user actually uses the word "nerf" appropriately.
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 | Killer Whales
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| This user thinks killer whales are better than dolphins, and would totally be a killer whale, but with wings and missiles and shit.
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| Borat Approved
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| This user is 100% Borat Approved. High Five!
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 | I hate Emo Kids!
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| This user believes we should give free razorblades to Emo Kids.
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 | Mtv pimp my ride!
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| This user really needs a new car.
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 | DUDE! It's a Template!
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| This user has been known to say the word "Dude" from time to time.
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| Sexy
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| This user claims to be too sexy for his car, too sexy by far.
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 | We love Kiki!!!
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| Obi loves the hot police lady!!!.
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 | Language Competence
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| This user can speak 4 languages
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 | Pizza!
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| This user loves pizza and eats it every chance they get.
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| Not One Step Back, Comrades!
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| This user thinks that the Soviet Union was awe-inspiring during WWII
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 | World Domination
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| This user has plans for world domination.
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 | Zombies Ate My Neighbors
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| This user or group is pretty sure that Zombies Ate their Neighbors.
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 | Obi is a Viking
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| They kick Pirate and Ninja ass with ease (all together or one at a time)
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 | Calendar
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| Today is Wednesday, 8 Oct 2008
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 | Camping
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| This user likes to get outside and do some camping every once in a while.
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 | Clock
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| The time is currently 02:41 based on server time.
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 | Pyromaniac
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| Obi is a pyro and proud of it.
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 | OH NOEZ! ZOMBIES!
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| This user is currently hiding from zombies and is using the best disguise ever!
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 | I'm Smarter
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| This user is smarter than you.
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 | Die, Kitties!
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| This user or group supports the use of kitties to bait the undead.
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 | Violence is quicker
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| Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker.
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| Hell
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| This user is probably going to Hell, well... maybe not.
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 | Secret Agent
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| This user knows no fear, knows no danger, knows nothing
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| Visited Pole Mall
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| This user has visited Pole Mall.
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 | Urban Dead
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| This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds?
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 | Ban Stupidity
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| This user or group does not tolerate stupid people.
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 | Where is Malton?
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| Obi thinks that Malton is another name for Raccon City.
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 | HOARD
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| This user recognizes the difference between a horde and a hoard
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 | The President
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| If you can read this, your not "The President"
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 | Weapon of Choice
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| This user's weapon of choice is his dick.
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 | Curse You Encumbrance!!!
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| This user carries around a lot of crap.
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 | Templates
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| Obi has a lot different templates on his page as of now.
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| | Too Many Templates
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| This user puts way too many templates on their page.
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 | OMFG, Another Headshot!
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| la-la-la-la Ooops! I did it again, I blew up your head got lost in game la-la-la-la.
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 | Well!
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| This user certainly didn't expect some sort of Spanish Inquisition!
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 | The PKers got Kenny!
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| Oh my God! You killed Kenny! You bastard!
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 | The Almighty Crowbar
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| Wooden crates beware, this user has a crowbar.
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 | Mrh?
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| This user is a Mrh Cow at least some of the time.
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| Fire is Pretty
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| This user thinks that fire is pretty.
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 | Burn Her! She's a Witch!
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| This user is on a witch hunt and will burn any witch they find.
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 | NO TEMPLATES!
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| This User does not use templates. Ever.
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| Why are you still reading these?
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| This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands.
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 | It's a Joke, OK?
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| This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it.
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 | Right to bear arms
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| This user supports the Second Amendment.
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 | Zombie Massacre
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| This User loves going on zombie massacres.
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 | Dirty Bike Rider
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| This user rides multiple bikes. Hard.
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 | Code Stealer
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| This user is a wiki code stealer, and probably stealing your sidebar while you read this.
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[edit] A little bigger ones
| I SEE YOU!!1!
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 | Bush to the Rescue!
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| Finally, someone in power is going to do something about this damnable zombie situation!
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 | Hypnotoad
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| All glory to the Hypnotoad!
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 | KEEP MALTON TIDY
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| Please use the receptacles provided.
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 | Where Are The Women?
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| This user or group supports Cybele's Children and agrees that there should be more female characters in Malton.
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 | I Had a Fun Time
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| This User laughed quite a lot at Amazing's user page.
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This user's or group's powerlevel is…
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 | Gangsta Rap
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| This user is correct that it's not the East or the West side, North or the South side, but the Dark Side
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 | The X-Files
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| This User believes that the truth is out there.
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 | Don't even think about it!
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| Don't touch my user page or else!!!
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 | Can you dig it, sucka?
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| Obi can dig it...Sucka! In fact he is about to kick your black ass Mr.Booker unless you GTFO of the wiki.
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 | ... Wha?
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| This user just doesn't care.
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 | Run For Your Lives!
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| Obi's Packin' Heat!
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 | "Free" Running?
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| This user believes that Free Running works by Jumping from rooftop to rooftop..
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 | OMG BUDDHIST MONKS ON FIRE
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| This user believes that any
Suggestion involving fire should
have Buddhist Monks on Fire.
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 | Tusken Raider
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| WOOT SNORT ALLAH ACKBAR!!
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 | Oh yea? Well Fuck you!
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| This User knows many creative and unique comebacks.
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| Witness To The Mistress!
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| This user has fucked, actually Fucked the self proclaimed immortal goddess in Malton before shooting her in the head! Hahahahaha!
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 | RickRolled!
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| This user has been RickRolled and wouldn't get this from any other guy.
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 | Will you please?
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| This user is barely old enough to use the potty by themselves, much less edit the wiki coherently.
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 | USE THE FORCE!
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This user only uses their powers for good (err..."only" is a strong word let's say "most of the times" ok?),
and for tipping over small babies.
*No small babies were harmed in the making of this template*
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 | IT NEVER ENDS!
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| This user is frustrated by the sheer amount of stupidity and crap on the wiki.
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 | Music Lover
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| This user likes music.
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 | Filthy Emos!!
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| This user or group may or may not be affiliated with The Malton Bounty Emo Killers, but agrees damn well that emos need to die!! Fat heads...
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 | The Terminator
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| This user is the Terminator. Don't mess with him. Ever.
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 | Directions To Exit
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| Always follow the arrows when in doubt, where to go.
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 | SHOOP DA WHOOP!
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| This user is chargin his lazer.
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 | mudkipz
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| so i herd u liek mudkipz?
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 | Seagal > Norris
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| This user knows that Chuck Norris is Steven Seagal's bitch.
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 | SNAKE IS DEAD
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| Snake? Snake?! Snaaaaaaaaaaaaake!
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 | The Malton Mafia
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This User or Group is respected by The Malton Mafia.
They have the support of the Families.
Don't cross them.
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 | The Communist Party
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| This is gonna be one hell of a party, and this user intends to join it!
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 | Kim Jong-Il
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| This User believes that he is Kim Jong-Il. If you don't obey to his every whim, he'll drop the bomb on you.
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 | Scout/Sniper
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| This User is capable of a 1000yd HeadShot
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 | What is Love?
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| This user can do the bitchin' head bobbing thing.
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 | Firing Squad
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| All right, who done it this time? 'Cause it sure as heck wasn't me...
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 | SPELING LOL
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| Yuo fayl Englesh? That's unpossablle!
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 | Get this Secruss Off the Fucking Wiki!
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| Oh my God. Who the fuck is this jackass and what the fuck do they think they're doing? Get this fucking idiot off the fucking wiki now.
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| Get this Cyberbob240 Off the Fucking Wiki!
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| Oh my God. Who the fuck is this jackass and what the fuck do they think they're doing? Get this fucking idiot off the fucking wiki now.
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 | Under The Beyonder's Grace
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| "WHO'S GETTIN FUCKED??!!!"
This user is Allied with The Church Of The Beyonder. He is a true Pimp Of The Land.
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 | Template Whore
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This User includes as many templates as possible on his or her User Page.
I mean, come on! Tusken Raider?!?
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 | Nifty
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| This user thinks that the word "nifty" is... well, pretty nifty.
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 | grammer sux!
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| this user could give a crap less about such things as speling grammer capitalation puctuation or the integrity of the english language as a hole it all sux
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