User:Officer Mead Sheaffer/Biography & Notes

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"In ye Younger days..."

Mead Sheaffer was many things, but when all encompassed it was found that it was all because of his quest for knowledge and his love of knowing how things worked. His Father, a Fireman, had always encouraged this behavior and had indeed inspired the young lad.

He heard tales of his Grandfather, and how he had fought the Great Fire of 1912 alongside the Gerrish Square Fire Station. His Grandfather had perished many years later.

Before College, he worked as a Mechanic in the Garlick Square Fire Station. A calm, quiet child, he knew and cared little for what the future had in store for him and spent massive amounts of time reading to fuel his philosophical and scientific curiosities.


Moving from Buttonville to Rolt Heights

Now this is a story all about how

my life got flipped turned upside down

and I'd like to take a minute, just sit still

I'll tell you how I became a resident in Rolt-Heights, (tit-ville?)


In west Buttonville born and raised

on the Fire Station is where I spent most of my days

chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

and all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school

when a couple of PKers who were up to no good

started makin' trouble in my neighborhood


I got in one little fight and my mom scared

and said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Rolt Heights

I begged and pleaded with her day after day

but she packed my encumbrance and sent me on my way

she give me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket

put my Sunglasses on and said I might as well kick it

first class yo this ain't bad

drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass?

is this what the people of Rolt Heights live like?

hmmm, this might be all right.

but wait I hear they're drunk, crackheads and all that

is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?

I don't think, so I'll see when I get to see more fights

I hope they're prepared for the prince of Rolt Heights!


well uh the plane landed and when I came out

there was a dude looked like a cop standin' there with my name out

I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet I just got here

I sprang with the quickness like beer disappear

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

the licensce plate said Flesh and it had dice in the mirror

if anything I could say that this cab was very nice

but I thought man, forget it yo homes' to Rolt Heights!


I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8

and I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later

looked at my kingdom I was finally there with no fights

to sit on my throne as the prince of Rolt Heights!

College, Graduation, 2 days before Infection & Quarantine

During College, when he began fostering his interest in Politics (which lead to him getting his degree in it exactly two days before the outbreak and quarantine). At this time he worked as a Bartender at the Shickell Arms, picking up a measly paycheck with massive pride as he kept in pace.

After College he was elected to the City Council as Assistant Manager of Commerce, one day before the outbreak. When the mobs and hordes of Zombaz rolled in and left the place devoid of people, he went into a depression. He lived as a Hermit in Buttonville during his dark days.

Now fueled by the great throng of adventures call and a new life in Bartending for the Burchell Arms Regulars, he seeks to live whatever may call.

Things I am and Support

Rogers.jpg Mr. Rogers Style!
This user or group plays as Mr. Rogers would. They are non-violent as long as there is peace. Start something, however, and expect the wrath of Mr. Rogers and his whole neighborhood.
Cgisf-tgg.png This user is a zombese linguist.

Bounty!.jpg Bounty Hunter
This user is a Bounty Hunter.
Trident.jpg Channel 4 News Team Affiliate
This user or group entered Glorious Battle beside the Channel 4 News Team. There were horses and a man on fire and this user or group killed a guy with a trident. Afterward, we could barely lift our arms because we killed so many zombies. I don't know if you heard us counting. We killed over 1,000.
The v.jpg Remember, Remember the 5th of November
This user or group supports the vendetta against the villainous undead in Ridleybank. On the 5th of November, we will march on the choked heart of Malton and liberate it anew. Victory will be ours, and with it, vengeance!
BAR Ally.jpg Burchell Arms Regulars (Allied)
<<Mead Sheaffer>> supports the BAR, often literally.
Gladiatorial Arena.jpg Gladiatorial Arena Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Gladiatorial Arena Policy & acknowledges that all stadiums in Malton are gladiatorial areas, in which the killing of another survivor is not a crime and therefore not punishable in any way.
Fine Arts1.jpg Fine Art of Malton Supporter
This user or group supports the Fine Art of Malton movement & acknowledges that all museums are PK ceasefire zones, heal points, and are to be a barricading priority.
Thinker.gif Royal Society of Malton
This user or group is a member of the Royal Society of Malton, a coalition of groups and individuals who pride themselves on their intellect and strive to make the survivors within Malton more intelligent.
Books.jpg Centers Of Learning Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Centers of Learning Policy & acknowledges that all libraries, schools, zoos, and museums in the city of Malton are considered safe places. No survivor in one of these locations may be killed for any reason unless that survivor is a specified enemy of this user or group.
APP1.jpg Artifact Protection Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Artifact Protection Policy, acknowledging that the looting of museums is strictly prohibited. This user or group will do what they can to prevent museum theft in order to preserve Malton's cultural and intellectual integrity.
Beer.jpg What'll it be?
This User is a Bartender.

Tall. Brown Haired. Has sideburns. Green eyes. dERP.

Personal Letters, Journal Entries

I've sadly lost my personal entries prior to this point. Ahh, well, nothing a good cup of English tea won't solve so far as my mood goes. I'm doing well in the Burchell Arms Regulars. Merry folk they are! What a lot, indeed... I feel part of the family despite my rather short membership to them. I even run a faction of the BAR. I'll add more soon... --Meadcomic.jpgCited Literature Critc, Mead Sheaffer. 19:10, 20 October 2010 (BST)

Well, November has come and gone, and I'm doing well in the BAR. It seems to me the zombies are losing some steam. Whereas I was fighting for my life a month or two ago, they seem to have reduced in size by roughly 12%. A quick check on statistics confirms, while the number is lower, that my observations are not incorrect. It will be interesting to monitor the situation. I think, in the meantime, I will continue to progress in my studies of this unique building and the vast art of brewery. I think I might write a book on it! I'll add more soon, hopefully. --Meadcomic.jpgCited Literature Critc, Mead Sheaffer. 19:55, 1 December 2010 (UTC)

List of Literature Written

User:Officer Mead Sheaffer/Literature/Literary Works

Notes

  1. 1: Never agree to being a zombies girlfriend. Her friends will most likely eat you.
  2. 2: Stay Classy!
  3. 3: It is more polite to Pk a Pker, then take his beer, rather than the other way around.
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