User:Officer betty

Officer Betty is a bitter old school cop of the MPD She was (& is) a key member of the Internal Beaucracy Section (IBS) , and ran the vast ,murky archives in the depths of Malton Central Police Department HQ. However She has been transfered to the SE academy to sort out the huge backlog of overtime reports that have accumulated due to the recent..cough ..minor disturbances.She is not pleased about this .

Please Fill in a Form 56/54c-A3-9871-BEC in '''BLUE INK ONLY NOT PENCIL''' , if you are a member of The MPD & wish to claim overtime under police chief directive 56/456H #987 17th jan .All applications take 6-12 weeks to process.

Officer Betty Is a highly decorated ex-street officer but prefers her blue screen wordperfect 6 to her shotgun anyday.

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