User:P02 Samuel

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This user is a Cop and is probably off shooting a zombie.


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P02 Samuel thinks bush is an alien because he can't speak english.


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This user thinks that Malton is in The Philippines.
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P02 Samuel loves the hot Russian lady!!!
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Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker.
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This user's favourite weapon is their trusty SIG pistol.
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organized revivification.
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This User or Group hunts and kills
PKers.
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Hello. You found my userpage. Want a medal?

My apologies in advance if the alts' pages are incomplete. I will try to complete them. EVENTUALLY.

"Wiki stealing is a sport. And it's best to steal from the stealers!"

~ Oscar Wilde on Stealing Wiki Code.

"POLECAT!"

~ Oscar Wilde on P02 Samuel.

Welcome to my page!

You stumble upon the wiki of a civilian policeman, who is currently based in Wyke Hills, in St. Celestine's Church. There is a note on his cassock. "self-proclaimed pastor of St. Celestine's"

In real life...

- A Filipino

- Just a mere college student

- A Christian

- Russians rock. I mean seriously.

Back Story

It seemed only like yesterday that he left the Philippines (he's mad at the corruption back home) to join the fray. He has killed his share of zombies, and is usually found in Wyke Hills, West Grayside or any of its nearby suburbs. He believes that ZOMBIES ARE EVIL and that it is his duty to kill them, if only to guard his Church.

A note. P02 is a Philippine police rank. It has the equivalent rank of Police Sergeant in the MPD.

If the CoTR try to get into my church, I'M READY! P02 Samuel 12:35, 13 August 2007 (BST)

Is it me or is DORIS run like Jonestown? They even have the same flag!

GRAB MAH MANBAGZ, ZAMBAHZ!

Equipment

- Sig Sauer pistol (to shoot anyone unworthy of his attention)
- 10-gauge shotgun (to blow the zombies away)
- First Aid Kits (never know who needs them)
- Bible (He took it from the church)
- A Brief History of St. Celestine's Church (a book, some of its contents can be found in the page for St. Celestine's Church (Wyke Hills))
- Knife (perfect for knife kills)
- Radio (to be informed on latest news)

How would you recognize him?

He would be wearing a police uniform, spraypainted at the back of the jacket with the initials of the people who mean a great deal to him. S.C. , R.U., M. de M., M.G.D., J.C. etc.

Most likely he will be also wearing a cassock over it, to show that he indeed is a deacon.

Where is he now?

He is at either of two places: Duty with the Polecats at Pole Mall or resting at St. Celestine's in Wyke Hills.


Affiliations

He used to be a member of FOFST. He resigned due to the stresses of the job. Subsequently, the group died out. Right now he is a freelancer with the Polecats. He says it's to get free passes to Pole Mall.

Hey, they just made him chaplain!

His missions:

Kill Constance Absolution.

Kill zombies.

Protect his church.

Kill Constance Absolution again if he gets revived.

Make sure no "Church" of the Resurrection gets into his church.

Protect Pole and Buckley Malls. But not both at the same time.

P02 Samuel's Urban Dead Creed

I believe in Jesus Christ, not Zombie Jesus.

Zombie Jesus is a fraud. Hear me?

ZOMBIE JESUS IS A FRAUD WHO WILL GO TO HELL!

I believe in the Sacred Ground Policy, the holy Maltonite church,

the communion of saints (free wine at st. celestine's!),

the forgiveness of sins (as long as you dont PK),

the resurrection of the body (through Revivication),

and life everlasting (as long as you aint infected.).

Amen!

St. Celestine's High Communion

In kiZombie:

Brazzaz, zazzaz -- HARRMANZ!
mah bargar rabrazzant G-zaz raaar Gargazz
...zambah nah barg G-zaz raaar Gargazz!
mah b!r rabrazzant G-Zaz raaar Braag!
...zambah nah abzarb G-Zaz raaar braag ahn zah grahzz!
Aman!
G-zaz nah amarh zambahz –
G-zaz amarh harmanz!
G-zaz gab braag -- to harmanz, nah zambahz!
G-zaz am Rahzrrragz-an! Nah Zambah G-Zaz, Raaaar G-Zaz!
Mrh Man !z zah Rah-Bahbarrr!
Aman, harmanz, aman.

In English:

Brothers, sisters -- HUMANS!
This bread (lit. burger) I hold represents the Original (lit. Real) Flesh...
...which Jesus sacrificed for us and no zombie can ever hope to eat!
This wine (lit. beer) I hold represents the Original Blood spilled on the cross...
...which spilled out of Jesus on the cross and which no zombie can ever hope to drink!
Amen!


Jesus doesn't love (lit. Amor) zombies --
Jesus loves HUMANS!
Jesus gave his Blood -- to HUMANS, not zombies!
Jesus is the Resurrection! Not Zombie Jesus, Real Jesus!
NecroTech is the Revival!
Amen, fellow humans, amen.

(adapted from the CoTR sermon here and mercilessly parodied.)

Sam's View on PKing

PKers

I am singing to you
Soft as a man with a dead child speaks;
Hard as a man in handcuffs,
Held where he cannot move:

Under the sun
Are sixteen million men,
Chosen for high levels,
Sharp eyes, good guns,
And a running of young warm blood in their wrists.

And a red rum runs on the green grass;
And a red rum soaks the dark soil.
And the sixteen million are PKing. . . and PKing
and PKing.

I never forget them day or night:
They shoot on my head for memory of them;
They pound on my doorstep and I cry back to them,
To their mobs and infections, healing and revival!

I wake in the night and smell the trenchcoats,
And hear the low stir of shamblers in lines
Sixteen million shamblers and zombies' spies in the dark:
Some of them long shamblers for always,

Some of them tumbling to sleep tomorrow for always,
Fixed in the drag of the world's heartbreak,
Eating and drinking, toiling. . . on a long job of PKing.
Sixteen million men.

PKers, based on "Killers", a poem by Carl Sandburgh.


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This user or group entered Glorious Battle beside the Channel 4 News Team. There were horses and a man on fire and this user or group killed a guy with a trident. Afterward, we could barely lift our arms because we killed so many zombies. I don't know if you heard us counting. We killed over 1,000.
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This user wishes the CoTR a quick death. Or undeath. If only he had headshots..
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This user or group believes that Real Gamer is a n00b, a loser, an asshole, as well as a host of unspeakable things.

He deserves to die by being stuffed with bananas in his ass. Or worse...

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P02 Samuel has visited Buckley Mall and found item(s) there.



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WOOT SNORT ALLAH ACKBAR!!
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so i herd u liek mudkipz?
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They have the support of the Families.
Don't cross them.

This is how he wants to see St. Celestine's.

You are inside St. Celestine's Church. Two statues of its early pastors decorate the walls. The building has been very heavily barricaded. A generator has been set up here. It is running. Somebody has spraypainted St. Celestine's: 100 years of Christian service. Services every Sunday at 3:00 PM onto a wall.

Since your last turn:
  • A zombie takes communion. (5 minutes ago)
  • Mickey the Idiot revived the zombie with a NecroTech syringe. (10 seconds ago)
  • El Rabioso says "I repent from my zombie ways!" (2 seconds ago)


Look guys, I have awards!

Rat-ah-tat-tat.jpg Here, have a rat!
Cap'n Silly has given P02 Samuel a rat for for no reason at all:P
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Suicidalangel has given P02 Samuel a rat for because two rats are better than one! :).
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Savant 231 A has given P02 Samuel a rat for doing everything to stop "Real Gamer"
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Ye gave me a new companion to sit on me shoulder, yarrr! Sake for you!
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