User:Penitentslayer

Lara Masters
Joined: May 9th, 2007 Character Details: Lara Masters Current Level: 24 Character Class: Military Favorite Equipment: First Aid Kit Favorite Weapon: Shotgun Backup Weapon: Flare Gun (Because nothing says: I HATE YOU like a burning flare to the face.) Current Status: Alive Location: Stickling Mall in Insert Suburb Name Here Treweeke Mall in Dulston Kills: Unknown Revives: Unknown Deaths: Unknown Group: None Famous Catch-Phrase: "I have not yet begun to... come up with a witty catchphrase!"

Who exactly is Lara Masters?

Noted military scientist, Lara Masters, has no intentions on stealing anyone's profile. Her user simply has no experiencing in editing a wiki and is using someone's as a template until she can differentiate it. Please excuse.

Current Status

Objective(s): Returning to Dulston after a disappointed pilgrimage to Caiger Mall.
Location(s): On the way to Treweeke Mall.
Long-term Goal(s): Joining the Caiger Mall Survivors and retaking Caiger Mall. Then, picking up her old dogtags and getting a change of clothes at a nearby Fort.

FUN FACTS:

• Lara has never once attacked a survivor, no matter how many times she has been slain and derived of her higher functions. Whether living or undead, her devotion to the survivor cause is clarion.
• Lara used to be fond of the axe as a weapon, but has recently decided she is sick and tired of getting covered in undead gore.
• She likes to weaken her zombie victims as much as she can before blasting their heads off with her trusty shotgun for maximum effect.
• Lara would love for someone to contact her on her aim account at penitentslayer. She'd love to join a group that is dedicated t the survivor cause.

Caleb's "Moment of Zen"

Behold, the talking head of Caleb Usher! No seriously, just listen to what Caleb has to say. He is filled with wisdom beyond his years, but his ideas are so out of the box that they often confuse weaker minds. Don't be a weaker mind! Caleb has faith in your ability to grasp his logic and ride his train of thought to greater mental awareness. So join Caleb (and by proxy, NecroTech) in making Malton a better place, a place built from ideas.

But if you won't do it just for Caleb, and trust me he forgives you, then do it for... SCIENCE!

"You want wisdom, okay, you asked for it. Think about this one. You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... but you can't pick your friend's nose. No, they have to do that themselves. I guess what I'm really trying to say here is stop picking your nose. It's gross. Ha-ha! That's SCIENCE!"

Burchell Arms Regulars (Allied) Caleb Usher supports the BAR, often literally.	Award from for the stylish page /// LFS /// goebi ///
Scientist This user is a Scientist and is probably off reviving someone.	Doctor This user is a Doctor and is probably off healing someone.	Grammar This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki.
Not the ELT Badge of Honor Penitentslayer is a jerk for stealing the ELT's Badge of Honor. Let it be known that Penitentslayer steps on kittens, and enjoys playing with dolls.	Dulston Alliance (Allied) Caleb Usher is a staunch supporter of the Dulston Alliance.

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