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The map has been spread over all the suburb pages and is looking better and better. I also made one for the DHPD and their DMZ. I like the effect it's having :)

Taken a look at the Administration Job Queue and hunted another spambot, updated some statuses (Malls mostly) and worked a bit on the little "freeroaming" game I'm building. Fun stuff :) PB&J 12:21, 1 November 2012 (UTC)

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My name is Johnny Twotoes, a Constable of the Malton Police Department and thus also part of the Department of Emergency Management, where I currently hold the rank of Academy Lieutenant.
As a scout, I will be updating the wiki frequently with status updates about the situation in Malton (mostly while my AP regenerates), updating location pages with up to date status reports.
I will also work a bit on several wiki pages, generally cleaning them up, moving old news to the archive and try my hand at the wiki code left and right.

My best work here so far, I have done on my own bar tour and the giant danger map me and Charles worked on (and of which Charles has done the bulk of the enormous workload), and I'm now working on getting the stub-tag removed from as many location pages as possible.

I always have a First Aid Kit ready for anyone who asks for it and a shotgun for those who prefer to be less than alive.


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Johnny Twotoes

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Art Aficionado Extraordinaire
Academy Assistant Instructor of the Department of Emergency Management
Academy Lieutenant of the Department of Emergency Management

Personal Pages

  • Workplace: personal notes on past and future edits, as well as some WIP code.
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On November 1st, 2012, I had made over 1.400 edits on the wiki.

100px-Featured star.png Featured Event
The Scenic Malton Bar Tour, only for the brave of heart (and liver).

Wiki Contributions

Major Contributions

Minor Contributions

Work in Progress


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Johnny Twotoes is an ally of the Army Control Corps.
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Johnny Twotoes is an ally of the DHPD.
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Johnny Twotoes supports the BAR, often literally.
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This user is a proud Ally of the SoC.
MEMS logo.gif Malton Emergency Medical Service
Johnny Twotoes is an ally of the MEMS.
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Johnny Twotoes is an ally of the MFD.
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Johnny Twotoes is an ally of the MFU.
MCDUlogo.png Malton Civil Defense Unit
Johnny Twotoes is an ally of the MCDU.


MEMS logo.gif Charles Whipplebotum
Johnny Twotoes is a friend of Charles Whipplebotum.
MEMS logo.gif TombTrash
Johnny Twotoes is a friend of TombTrash.
BAR Ally.jpg Jesus Sante
Johnny Twotoesis a friend of Jesus Sante.
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This user is a friend of Orison Flynt.
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Johnny Twotoes is a friend of himself, he's also a bit schyzofrenic.


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Johnny Twotoes is a Member of the MPD.
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Johnny Twotoes is an official Inspector of the MPD.
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Johnny Twotoes is an Assistant Instructor in the Academy.
DEMacademylogo.jpg DEM Academy
Johnny Twotoes was an Academy Lieutenant in the Academy, from which he graduated with honors in August 2012.
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This user has signed the Coalition for Fair Tactics Player Pledge.
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Johhnny Twotoes is a NecroTechnician who works with NecroWatch to monitor Malton's NecroNet system.

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Notice: This User or Group enjoys the RPG aspect of MMORPGs, the category of games that Urban Dead falls into. As such, there is probably quite a bit of roleplaying and/or creative writing on this page and in said User/Group's in-game actions. In other words, if you think the difference between IC and OOC is "One has an 'I' and the other has two 'O's," buzz off.

God's Gift to Malton DSS Satellite Phone Info
Johnny Twotoes has a DSS Satellite Phone and may be reached at xxx-xxxx