User:Pvt Perkins

Pvt Perkins
Starting Occupation: Military Group Membership: Creedy Defense Force Goals: Helping the CDF, whenever, wherever, however Username: Pvt Perkins More details: Urban Dead profile

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Group Membership

	Creedy Defense Force
	Pvt Perkins is affiliated with the Creedy Defense Force and fully supports the destruction of all zombie unlife in Malton.

About Perkins

Likes

• Shooting/Punching/Stabbing etc. Zombies.

Dislikes

• PKers, GKers, Griefers, Zombie Spys.

Next destination

• Where ever needed.

Favourite area of Malton

• Fort Creedy, It's home to him.

History

Perkins is a young squaddie who joined the the Reserves for a laugh. His unit was drafted into Malton to help rebuild the city while the real military did all of the fighting. Everyday Perkins wanted to be one of them, a real hero. He got his break after escaping from Fennessy_Place_Police_Department in Peppardville and seeking refuge in the nearby Armoury in Fort_Creedy. He has since risen through the ranks of the Creedy_Defence_Force where he has become the 2ic of the elite Malakim Squad. He is also the leader of the Anti Zombie Tactical Assault Unit, and the overall Co-3ic of the group.

Other Characters

1. Harry Molloy - Level 35 Scientist in the Malakim squad of the CDF
2. False Control - Level 32 Zombie in the Plague. Currently terrorizing Dulston.
3. A Bovig - Level 16 Pig/Cow hybrid in the Malton Zookeepers.
4. Angry Survivor - Member of the Avengers of the pissed-off survivors. This guys goal is to hunt down Kevans characters until he stops giving us useless updates.

Memorable Quotes

• "You know what? Screw you, Caiger Mall. You're full of idiots who scream spy left and right. WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MATTER IF THERE'S A FUCKING SPY? It's not like they don't KNOW our numbers by HEART! Goddamn... Fuck y'all, I'm heading back to Creedy." - Erados
• "So I've got this girlfriend right, and things are going pretty well. Like all relationships we have our problems, probably the biggest problem we have is that my girlfriend is, well, she's a zombie...Seriously, I must be the only guy in the world that is happy that his girlfriend wont go down on him! But she's gorgeous, my zombie girlfriend. She honestly coulda been a model. I keep telling her to get some head-shots done, but everytime I bring it up she goes crazy! No idea why... We had a fight over what we were going to have for diner the other night, y'know... I just couldn't eat brains AGAIN! So we compromised and ordered pizza. I had the pizza, she had the delivery boy...ummm... *tap*tap*tap* Is this thing on...? You've been a wonderful audience, you really have. Better than that revive clinic i played last week.Talk about a dead crowd! The Carny are hear to entertain, we'll be here all week, thank-you!" - The Organ Grinder
• "You heard a loud groaning from very close by...and again...and again...and again...and again. It was me, wanking in the shrubs." - IAmDracula
• SASF Snake said "If anyone is interested in joining a clan, email me at (email address)
  • Harvey Carlson said "SASF Snake, I keep searching the mall tech stores but I haven't found a computer yet. I'll email you as soon as I find one.
• Harvey Carlson said "You search and find nothing. Awesome! I've been looking for a nothing all day!"

26.70 MHz: "Hello, Hello? is anybody there?"

26.70 MHz: "I need the helpline please"

26.70 MHz: "Survivor Help Line speaking, how may I help you?"

26.70 MHz: "hello? yeah I am your average survivor and I have a problem."

26.70 MHz: "Can you specify the problem, sir?" (

26.70 MHz: "I think there are Zombie spies in my safehouse!"

26.70 MHz: "Zombie spies, Sir? Please can you be more precise please!"

26.70 MHz: "These people look shifty, if you look closer they look dodgy"

26.70 MHz: "and when you look really hard the act paranoid as if they,,,"

26.70 MHz: "think they are being watched."

26.70 MHz: "I don’t think that is out of the ordinary, Sir."

26.70 MHz: "You don't get it. I have powers. If I look at people I know"

26.70 MHz: "Beg your pardon, Sir? What do you mean, you know?"

26.70 MHz: "Their names, what they can do, what group they are in"

26.70 MHz: "I know, just by looking at them, it's my awesome power"

26.70 MHz: "Okey Sir, calm down and take a long breath."

26.70 MHz: "Let me check what to do in case of ‘Zombie spies’"

26.70 MHz: "quick they have crowbars"

26.70 MHz: "What colours do the crowbars have?"

26.70 MHz: "I can't see where this is important right now!"

26.70 MHz: "Sir, I do my job and you do whatever it is you do."

26.70 MHz: "okay, okay, they are blueish black metal shiny, now help!"

26.70 MHz: "Calm down sir, remember the breathing."

26.70 MHz: "THE ZOMBIES ARE COMMING! THEY LET THEM IN!!!"

26.70 MHz: "No need to shout, Sir. Please lower your voice!"

26.70 MHz: "NOW I HAVE ANOTHER PROBLEM, STIFFS! THE ARE INSIDE, HELP!"

26.70 MHz: "Stiffs, Sir? What do you mean by that?"

26.70 MHz: "ZOMBIES OF COURSE! WHAT ARE YOU? STUPID?"

26.70 MHz: "Sir, no need to insult me."

26.70 MHz: "How many zombies are there right now?"

26.70 MHz: "*fighting noises* NEED BACKUP! THERE ARE MILLIONS HERE"

26.70 MHz: "oookay I have a whole new problem now!"

26.70 MHz: "Can you make up you mind, sir?"

26.70 MHz: "there is a zombie stuck to my ass, it bit me!"

26.70 MHz: "Beg your pardon, sir? Your ass?"

26.70 MHz: "STUCK TO MY ASS! ARE YOU DEAF ?!?"

26.70 MHz: "**ignores insult**Does the bite looks infectious?"

26.70 MHz: "I don't know, i feel weird"

26.70 MHz: "Weird, Sir?"

26.70 MHz: "THERE IS A F***ING ZOMBIE STUCK TO MY ASS!"

26.70 MHz: "Ok, Sir. That is what we goona do, about your little problem"

26.70 MHz: "Soak the zombie with fuel."

26.70 MHz: "'k what next?"

26.70 MHz: "Come to my office, you me and the zombie stuck to my ass."

26.70 MHz: "We can have some fun."

26.70 MHz: "then set him on fire!"

26.70 MHz: "now it's burning. AND IT#S STILL STUCK!!!"

26.70 MHz: "IT'S STUCK ABD IT'S BURNING"

26.70 MHz: "AHHHHHHHRG"

26.70 MHz: "Are you there, Sir? Sir?"

Stuff he supports

	Creedy Defense Force
	{{{X}}} is affiliated with the Creedy Defense Force and fully supports the destruction of all zombie unlife in Malton.

	McZeds™
	This User or Group eats at McZeds™. They also support the Use of Corpses for High Quality Processed Fast Food.

	Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
	This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.