User:Pvt Perkins
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[edit] Group Membership
 | Creedy Defense Force |
| Pvt Perkins is affiliated with the Creedy Defense Force and fully supports the destruction of all zombie unlife in Malton. |
[edit] About Perkins
[edit] Likes
- Shooting/Punching/Stabbing etc. Zombies.
[edit] Dislikes
- PKers, GKers, Griefers, Zombie Spys.
[edit] Next destination
- Where ever needed.
[edit] Favourite area of Malton
- Fort Creedy, It's home to him.
[edit] History
Perkins is a young squaddie who joined the the Reserves for a laugh. His unit was drafted into Malton to help rebuild the city while the real military did all of the fighting. Everyday Perkins wanted to be one of them, a real hero. He got his break after escaping from Fennessy_Place_Police_Department in Peppardville and seeking refuge in the nearby Armoury in Fort_Creedy. He has since risen through the ranks of the Creedy_Defence_Force where he has become the 2ic of the elite Malakim Squad. He is also the leader of the Anti Zombie Tactical Assault Unit, and the overall Co-3ic of the group.
[edit] Other Characters
- Harry Molloy - Level 35 Scientist in the Malakim squad of the CDF
- False Control - Level 32 Zombie in the Plague. Currently terrorizing Dulston.
- A Bovig - Level 16 Pig/Cow hybrid in the Malton Zookeepers.
- Angry Survivor - Member of the Avengers of the pissed-off survivors. This guys goal is to hunt down Kevans characters until he stops giving us useless updates.
[edit] Memorable Quotes
- "You know what? Screw you, Caiger Mall. You're full of idiots who scream spy left and right. WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MATTER IF THERE'S A FUCKING SPY? It's not like they don't KNOW our numbers by HEART! Goddamn... Fuck y'all, I'm heading back to Creedy." - Erados
- "So I've got this girlfriend right, and things are going pretty well. Like all relationships we have our problems, probably the biggest problem we have is that my girlfriend is, well, she's a zombie...Seriously, I must be the only guy in the world that is happy that his girlfriend wont go down on him! But she's gorgeous, my zombie girlfriend. She honestly coulda been a model. I keep telling her to get some head-shots done, but everytime I bring it up she goes crazy! No idea why... We had a fight over what we were going to have for diner the other night, y'know... I just couldn't eat brains AGAIN! So we compromised and ordered pizza. I had the pizza, she had the delivery boy...ummm... *tap*tap*tap* Is this thing on...? You've been a wonderful audience, you really have. Better than that revive clinic i played last week.Talk about a dead crowd! The Carny are hear to entertain, we'll be here all week, thank-you!" - The Organ Grinder
- "You heard a loud groaning from very close by...and again...and again...and again...and again. It was me, wanking in the shrubs." - IAmDracula
- SASF Snake said "If anyone is interested in joining a clan, email me at (email address)
- Harvey Carlson said "SASF Snake, I keep searching the mall tech stores but I haven't found a computer yet. I'll email you as soon as I find one.
- Harvey Carlson said "You search and find nothing. Awesome! I've been looking for a nothing all day!"
26.70 MHz: "Hello, Hello? is anybody there?"
26.70 MHz: "I need the helpline please"
26.70 MHz: "Survivor Help Line speaking, how may I help you?"
26.70 MHz: "hello? yeah I am your average survivor and I have a problem."
26.70 MHz: "Can you specify the problem, sir?" (
26.70 MHz: "I think there are Zombie spies in my safehouse!"
26.70 MHz: "Zombie spies, Sir? Please can you be more precise please!"
26.70 MHz: "These people look shifty, if you look closer they look dodgy"
26.70 MHz: "and when you look really hard the act paranoid as if they,,,"
26.70 MHz: "think they are being watched."
26.70 MHz: "I don’t think that is out of the ordinary, Sir."
26.70 MHz: "You don't get it. I have powers. If I look at people I know"
26.70 MHz: "Beg your pardon, Sir? What do you mean, you know?"
26.70 MHz: "Their names, what they can do, what group they are in"
26.70 MHz: "I know, just by looking at them, it's my awesome power"
26.70 MHz: "Okey Sir, calm down and take a long breath."
26.70 MHz: "Let me check what to do in case of ‘Zombie spies’"
26.70 MHz: "quick they have crowbars"
26.70 MHz: "What colours do the crowbars have?"
26.70 MHz: "I can't see where this is important right now!"
26.70 MHz: "Sir, I do my job and you do whatever it is you do."
26.70 MHz: "okay, okay, they are blueish black metal shiny, now help!"
26.70 MHz: "Calm down sir, remember the breathing."
26.70 MHz: "THE ZOMBIES ARE COMMING! THEY LET THEM IN!!!"
26.70 MHz: "No need to shout, Sir. Please lower your voice!"
26.70 MHz: "NOW I HAVE ANOTHER PROBLEM, STIFFS! THE ARE INSIDE, HELP!"
26.70 MHz: "Stiffs, Sir? What do you mean by that?"
26.70 MHz: "ZOMBIES OF COURSE! WHAT ARE YOU? STUPID?"
26.70 MHz: "Sir, no need to insult me."
26.70 MHz: "How many zombies are there right now?"
26.70 MHz: "*fighting noises* NEED BACKUP! THERE ARE MILLIONS HERE"
26.70 MHz: "oookay I have a whole new problem now!"
26.70 MHz: "Can you make up you mind, sir?"
26.70 MHz: "there is a zombie stuck to my ass, it bit me!"
26.70 MHz: "Beg your pardon, sir? Your ass?"
26.70 MHz: "STUCK TO MY ASS! ARE YOU DEAF ?!?"
26.70 MHz: "**ignores insult**Does the bite looks infectious?"
26.70 MHz: "I don't know, i feel weird"
26.70 MHz: "Weird, Sir?"
26.70 MHz: "THERE IS A F***ING ZOMBIE STUCK TO MY ASS!"
26.70 MHz: "Ok, Sir. That is what we goona do, about your little problem"
26.70 MHz: "Soak the zombie with fuel."
26.70 MHz: "'k what next?"
26.70 MHz: "Come to my office, you me and the zombie stuck to my ass."
26.70 MHz: "We can have some fun."
26.70 MHz: "then set him on fire!"
26.70 MHz: "now it's burning. AND IT#S STILL STUCK!!!"
26.70 MHz: "IT'S STUCK ABD IT'S BURNING"
26.70 MHz: "AHHHHHHHRG"
26.70 MHz: "Are you there, Sir? Sir?"
[edit] Stuff he supports
| | Creedy Defense Force |
| {{{X}}} is affiliated with the Creedy Defense Force and fully supports the destruction of all zombie unlife in Malton. |
 | McZeds™ |
| This User or Group eats at McZeds™. They also support the Use of Corpses for High Quality Processed Fast Food. |
 | Sacred Ground Policy Supporter |
| This User or Group supports the Sacred Ground Policy & acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points. |
