User:Revenant/Mayor/VictorySpeech
You see, everyone in this city is infected. You look out the window and call what you see out there "the walking dead", "corpses in denial". But in truth, it is you who are corpses in denial. If we kill you, do you not rise as a zombie? Death is the last great experience, and the city we are in is the only one where it is not final.
It therefore follows that we are all zombies. And who recognises the truth of the enlightenment found in death more than the man zambah who broke away from the biggest zombie group in the game because they loved harmanz too much?
Ladies, gentlemen, assorted ruffians, brigands, and riff-raff, the "Humanative Party" hereby forms a coalition with the Barhah Party and acknowledges that, as he says, Jorm is the Mayor of Malton.
| “ | There is no BARHAH but BARHAH and Jorm is its Prophet. | ” |
—The Bar'hahn | ||
What does that make us? Why, the "Mayors of Harmanity", at best, even had we won every single vote. Harmanity cannot comprehend the truth of Barhah. At best, we can learn of it simply by sending all the rest of you to its embrace before us.
So, Jorm, your victory is complete. Hail to the king, baby.
What do you say we change the stuffy old titles? "Mayor" is so staid. Overking and Underking have a nice ring to them. As does, say, Pirate Priest Rite Rev'd Revenant?
- Music: City Hall (Reprise). "We'll lead as two kings..."
To the voters, loyal and otherwise… we promised you betrayal. Really, what did you expect? It was a campaign promise.
Signed 09:04, 7 July 2010 (BST)
P.S. All recriminations, casting of blame, et cetera, can be directed to the Campaign to Blame KyleStyle For Everything. See, he really is everything! (No tag backs!)
