User:Rex Harrison
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Wow. What a mustache. That's the kind of handlebar mustache you only see on portraits of Victorian Englishmen. And that suit! Where does one even get such an exquisite piece of clothing in this dreadful post-apocalyptic world? And honestly, when's the last time you saw such a finely-crafted felt bowler hat?
Hm. Not bad looking, as far as zombies go. Certainly one of the more dapper-looking of the undead population. However, handsome as he is, he'd very much like to be human again... Please? Oh come on. Have a heart- his stopped beating!
