User:Riotgirl

One of the happiest of all Malton's denizens (human or non-humans), whose positive demeanour has not been affected in the slightest, despite being trapped amongst the death and decay in Malton.

The inconvenience and petty annoyance of being surrounded by other survivors with really bad haircuts and appalling attire ("Oh. My. God. WHAT are you WEARING?") worn by her fellow survivors, and the ravaging undead horde whose insatiable appetite for human brains remains undiminished, is balanced by unfettered access to the Malls and the satorial treasure troves that they contain.

Fueled by rampant consumerism and the need to be wearing this year's latest trends (zombie chic is NOT going to cut it), her main concerns are obtaining a pair of Manolos ("Ugh. These Malls are like, SO suburban in their tastes .."), avoiding having her brains scooped out of her head and whether there is a Starbucks near by.

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-- "Zombies or no zombies, those Manolos are MINE, goddamnit!"