User:Roger Worden

Hello there! I'm just your average police medic, associated with the Waterlow Police Department in Hollomstown. I spend my days healing stranded survivors and reviving zombies who look like they want to live. I also occasionally try to help out with a local rotter revive clinic.

Other noteable characters include Anthony Weiner, an enigmatic regular of St. Matheos's Hospital in Tapton; as well as Doctor Sanderson, a bloodthirsty zombie on the loose.

Welp, that's it. Here's a list of absurd game updates I advocate:

Chainsaw Scythe - Deals a ludicrous 20(16) damage, at 30% accuracy. One fuel can powers the motor for 8 swings. 20 Encumbrance.

Power Armor - Blocks half of all damage, rounded up to one. The suit is operated by a built-in generator, which uses one fuel can to power the suit for 20 hits. Since the suit supports itself, it only has 10 Encumbrance.

Dismember (Zombie Hunter Skill) When killed, the zombie only re-gains half max HP when it next stands up.

Unlock Potential (Legacy Skill) Finally, a use for those thousands of unspent experience points. For. 5000 XP you can increase your max AP by 1. You can only do this ten times for a maximum of 60 AP at a combined cost of 50000 XP.

Cream Cheese Cookie - Costs 1 AP to use. Heals 8 HP on self. 1 Encumbrance.

Dagger of Time - Effectively identical to a regular knife, but has a 20% chance of not using an AP to attack.

Burning Flak Jacket - Damages 2 HP to anyone who attacks with melee. Damages the wearer 3 HP for every AP spent. Otherwise identical to a regular Flak Jacket. Continues to work as a zombie.

Fish - Works the same as a newspaper. You can use it to slap people for zero damage. 4 Encumbrance.

Helmet - 25% chance of lowering damage received by 1 point. Automatically worn. 2 Encumbrance. Can be decorated with stickers.

Trench Broom - Weapon that fires in three-round bursts, each with a 30% chance of hitting at 8(6) damage. It is fed by a 30-cartridge magazine (4 Encumbrance) totaling 10 three-round bursts per reload. Best suited for new players due to its high hit rate with zero skills. 8 Encumbrance.

Smoke Grenade - Used for dramatic effect. Displays a message, which can be toggled off. 2 Encumbrance.

New science class - Ornithologist. It's just birds.

Deflector Shield - Can be installed in a building, and is powered by a generator. Decreases accuracy against barricades by 20%. 30 Encumbrance.

Roger Worden 08:33, 3 February 2014 (UTC)