User:Saluton

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Saluton is the name of my primary character, who can typically be found stocking up on ammo and looking for people to heal in or around Buckley Mall. Saluton is Esperanto, and means hello, in case you were wondering.

Revivification Policy

Sgpicon1.gif Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
This user supports the Sacred Ground Policy.

While I support the Sacred Ground Policy and revive points in general, I follow my own method of dealing with them, and typically do the following when presented with a zombie at a revive point or cemetery:

  • DNA Scan the zombie(s)
  • If the DNA Scan fails, proceed to kill the zombie.
  • If the DNA Scan is successful, proceed to the zombie's profile and check to see if it is a member of a known PKer or Death Cultist group, and the proportion of zombie to human skills.
  • Proceed to hit the zombie until it has under 10 HP (to obtain XP). If the zombie has little enough HP that it is killed by the first hit, apologize, and proceed to the next zombie (if any).
  • Revive the zombie.

To purpose of this method is to maximize my XP gain, while not violating the Sacred Ground Policy. While not entirely within the spirit of the Sacred Ground Policy, this method does not violate it, unless the zombie is already almost dead (which has not yet happened to me). Since the zombie gets revived, and I get more XP, everyone ends up happy.

Biscottier Than Thou

Biscottier Than Thou is my group, and is currently very small (as far as I know, I'm the only member). Its purpose is to have fun while protecting West Greyside, and to eat lots of Biscotti. If you spend your time in West Greyside and need a group, or just like Biscotti, feel free to join. If you do, I would appreciate it if you tell me via my talk page.

Notes

  1. Spam - Using a spell-check to fix errors such as "Surivior" shows respect for those who will read your suggestion. As you have clearly not spell-checked your suggestion, you clearly either do not respect those who will read it, or are unable to spell correctly. In the former case, I consider suggestions that do not respect those who will read them to be spam, and in the latter case, I am wary of your intelligence to the point at which I automatically consider this suggestion to be spam {the fact that you also use "H2H," a phrase which appears to have no standard meaning (but probably refers to humans attacking other humans), and commit a number of errors relating to grammar towards the end of your suggestion does not help either}. --Saluton 04:49, 19 August 2007 (BST)

My best spam vote ever, applied to Suggestion:20070819_Knock_Out. I think that it's funny! Especially the fact that I actually spent the time to write that all out, instead of just placing a kill vote saying "as above." However, I believe that this vote describes my policy on suggestions.

XP Cow

I run another character, oenutea, who hangs out in the north of Malton (currently in millen hills) and is a Zombie XP Cow. The purpose of XP Cows is to allow survivors in safer suburbs to kill zombies and get XP.

This idea originated after I created oenutea, and after I noticed the dearth of zombies in certain areas. As I'm sure everyone knows, it tends to be hard to find zombies in green suburbs, and is hence hard to get XP (I've seen some survivors resort to asking to attack others and than heal them).

Unintelligent Scientists

Ocassionally, some people revive Oenutea without looking at his profile to see if they should or not. Preserved for all posterity, here is a list of those fools who wasted 11 - 33 AP:

If you see any of these [s]fools[/s] rash people, please tell them to always check the profile of zombies before reviving. Dedicated zombie players may, once revived, proceed to kill any survivors they can find.

Names will be removed on request; just say so on my talk page, or by contacting me in-game. Think of the (minimal) effort required to be a reminder of how bad it can be to revive a dedicated zombie/PKer, which I have seen done (and possibly did at one point). The result of doing that is much worse than having your name put on a list.

Intelligent Scientists

Some very rare scientists have taken the time to check Oenutea's profile, and have then refrained from reviving him, often telling him to go somewhere else. They are memorialized here.

  • Histor's Eye - Profile - Might not have been directed to me, but still. "Histor's Eye said "I won't revive you, but I won't kill you either. Move on!" (4 days ago)"
  • MedSchoolFlunkie - Profile - "MedSchoolFlunkie said "git outta the way oenutea since you don't want revive!!!" (4 days ago)" I was trying to break down the barricades to kill you and everyone inside; that's why I was there, and not moving.

Names will be removed on request.

Templates!

The following templates represent my point of view on certain things:

/me has too many templates


Crucifix.jpg Stop Suggesting Crap!
This user or group supports
intelligent suggestions because:
Crucifixes should be useless,
just like in real life.
Skulls.jpg No More Wiki Drama
This user or group is fed up with never-ending wiki drama.


Nobrain.png Ban Stupidity
This user or group does not tolerate stupid people.
Pchild.jpg N00b Killer
This user or group hates n00bs, people who lack basic spelling, and people who just lack common sense.


Kitty small.jpg Kitties!
This user supports the use of Kitties for extreme cuteness and lovability.


Gun.jpg Trigger Happy
This user has guns. Do not cross them.
Martini.jpg Teetotaler
Saluton does not drink.


NoLOL.png Gramear
This usar or gruop suport teh use of propper gramer and speling on the Wiki.
Leftswordguy.gif An Adventurer is Me!
Saluton plays The Kingdom of Loathing


Noob.gif I'm Smarter
This user is smarter than you.
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Jewish
This user is a Jew.
Nogod.jpg Atheist
This user is an atheist.
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Democrat
This user is a Democrat.
FlyingSpaghettiMonster.jpg Flying Spaghetti Monster
This user has been touched

by his Noodly Appendage.

ErrorUgly.png Too Many Templates
This user puts way too many templates on their page.


Bored.jpg Why are you still reading these?
This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands.


Muscle.JPG Too Strong!
This user thinks that kittens are too powerful and should be weakened.
Syringe.jpg Scientist
This user is a Scientist and is probably off reviving someone.


RAF Private.jpg Private
This user is a private in the military and is probably off pumping lead into a zombie.


Scout.JPG Scout
This user is a scout and is probably off locating zombie concentrations.


Medic.jpg Medic
This user is a medic and is probably off healing the troops.


Money.gif Consumer
This user is a consumer and is probably off looting a mall.
Keyhole2.jpg Just Lock the Freaking Doors Already!
This user can't figure out why survivors don't just lock their doors to keep out the zombies.
Dolphin.JPG Dolphins
This user thinks dolphins are better than killer whales, and would totally be a dolphin, but with wings and lasers and shit.
Weapons.JPG Weapon of Choice
This user's weapon of choice is its Pistol.
Calculus.JPG Calculus
This user really hates calculus.
RMB.JPG Discussion Page User
This user actually checks the Discussion Page.
Dead.gif Urban Dead
This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds?
Dontpanic.gif DON'T PANIC!
Hey, you sass that hoopy Saluton? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!
Bbticon.jpg Template Whore
This User includes as many templates as possible on his or her User Page.
I mean, come on! Tusken Raider?!?
Heartmath.png Math fun
This user thinks that math is awesome.
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