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Hi Golam!

I gotta say, you're one attractive lump of clay!

I just wanted to let you know that it's time to stop those money-grubbing, conservative bastards over at Team Zombie Hardcore. They're trying to eliminate all scripted television in Malton, and descend us into horrible reality show TV entertainment like, "Today I cooked some Cabbage."

To hell with them I say!

Please help us get the word out, and join us if you like. Tell all your spooky buddies in the Philosophe Knights what we're up to please.

Tell all your other friends who don't want to PK anybody to punch a member of TZH today and say, "I want quality TV in Malton!"

Thanks, and keep up your own great work!

Kiss kiss!--Sarah Silverman 15:38, 8 February 2013 (UTC)

(Wow. I kissed a Rabbi. Thank goodness Jewish girls don't have to go to confession!)

aww thanks! but the Philosophe Knights will always be at war with TZH. they are the dark to our light. just let us know if you need a revive or anything else.---אמת PK16:07, 8 February 2013

ur user page

is ripped off from mine ? how come ? --hagnat 01:48, 19 March 2013 (UTC)

it was ripped off from one of yours and jorms pages from like 06'- 07'. credit is due to you man.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 12:13, 19 March 2013
i'm gonna steal his new one just to annoy him A ZOMBIE ANT 22:38, 19 March 2013 (UTC) Like.png 1 person likes this comment.
imma gonna register my user page layout so you cant use it... HAH! --hagnat 02:32, 5 May 2013 (BST)
and who is gonna enforce that?-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 02:35, 5 May 2013
ghostbusters!!! wait, those are the one ima supposed to call... --hagnat 04:18, 6 May 2013 (BST)
and speaking about 'em... what would be their impact in Malton ? would they be able to handle the zombie crisis with their proton guns and all ? --hagnat 04:19, 6 May 2013 (BST)
lets ram that shit and unlicensed nuclear accelerators thru the suggestions page or has some other asshat suggested it already?-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 04:46, 6 May 2013


I don't think I've touched the title yet. I find the game quite entertaining, and it doesn't harm anyone. I do like the "you can only change it if you report a bot" rule, though, so I'd revert anytime it's changed without that. Bob Moncrief EBDW! 02:37, 21 March 2013 (UTC)

works for me.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 12:11, 21 March 2013

Please add Keep in Front of Vote

I know that it is not required, but please write Keep in front of your keep vote on my suggestion. Lpha 03:40, 6 April 2013 (BST)

Out of curiosity, why? The same applies to my vote as well, so I'd be interested in knowing the reasoning. Whether it says Keep or not has no bearing on the vote itself, since by merely being in the appropriate section it constitutes a Keep vote. The only time something needs to be said is in the Spam/Dupe section, or if someone wants to make a "Keep/Change" vote. Aichon 04:18, 6 April 2013 (BST)
The OCD is strong with this one -- boxy 04:38, 6 April 2013 (BST)
no problem. I'll just change it to kill vote. anything else? -- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 04:23, 6 April 2013
Lol ok then mate A ZOMBIE ANT 05:02, 6 April 2013 (BST)

Use it in good health

HEY! HANDS OFF MAH KITTY! Because Harrison
That's why.

Aichon 01:24, 6 May 2013 (BST)

needs the tits-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 04:46, 6 May 2013
Yeah, I tried that before I did the blank white image (seriously, I did). The blank white image makes a statement that "Because Harrison" is all that needs to be said; nothing else is necessary. The boobs say something else that's unnecessary, hence why I decided against using them. Aichon 05:10, 6 May 2013 (BST)
maybe add a graphic image of FUCK U! ? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sexualharrison (talkcontribs) at an unknown time.
You're welcome to modify it as you want, ya know. I made it for you to use however you want, after all. :P Aichon 06:12, 1 June 2013 (BST)
i'm too lazy-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 11:42, 2 June 2013
You're welcome. :P Aichon 00:40, 6 July 2013 (BST)
it is the perfect .gif. dun't ye dink? and what did i muck up-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 03:38, 6 July 2013
It suits you. And you didn't muck up anything, really. You just tried to do something it couldn't do. With that template, you're just supposed to give it the filename of the image, but you wanted to also set a custom size for the image. I got rid of the template transclusion and just set it up to use the code from the template directly. A happy consequence is that it is super minimally more efficient than it used to be. Aichon 04:50, 6 July 2013 (BST)

Second Level Heading

GREEN HILL ZONE WAS BETTER —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Karloth vois (talkcontribs) 19:35, May 17, 2013.

not as good as the suger hill gang.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 05:44, 19 May 2013

Why can't we be friends?

I just want to be loved :c -.- 13:50, 18 August 2013 (BST)

go away. i'm not done scraping you off the bottom of my jack boot.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 14:08, 18 August 2013
Awh, I don't care about that, I just want huuugs. In regards to Cobras invasion though, you haven't got me yet ;) Although Sarah Silverman did PK me in Dartside. Sad. -.- 14:30, 18 August 2013 (BST)
well stop running away. another thing, you are not welcome on my talk page. all future posts from you will be reverted unread. good day.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 15:37, 18 August 2013
"Muahaha, I got my ass murdered by someone else, not you, because I pussed out too fast for you to catch up to." Good job, Cyber, you set the bar about right for yourself, now to move onto taking a potty without a training seat. I can't wait to see how you spin getting kicked out of your declared territory of Williamsville as a victory.--RadicalWhig 04:45, 19 August 2013 (BST)

Need help counting failfuck?

i think we can say that that is 2?right?

2 kills for 7 hits on Cobra.I think i can take down your trannyfarm singlehandedly. PayneTrain(NWO/FU)

lol someone has trouble finishing the job. First the Harrison kill, now your own wiki sig. Also, that's two posts of the same screenshot. I don't see two NWO kills, so, I think the correct answer is, yes, you do need help counting, Paynetrain. You failfuck.--RadicalWhig 09:34, 25 August 2013 (BST)

shut your hole if you have no idea on what the fuck is happening.They are both very different kills in two very different buildings and i was asking him to show me the rest since he's been claiming they killed me more than twice,nice show of your intelligence there asswig,How far can your foot fit in your mouth?i mean really?......PayneTrain(NWO/FU) 10:14, 25 August 2013 (BST)
Oh, my bad. You merely double-posted. Like a blind, autistic 4-year-old might. But you're obviously not blind, of course. Still have trouble with that spacebar, though. Even though we still can sort of understand you, it's still unsightly when one disgraces the English language as you do. Ad hominems aside, where are the screenshots of your 7 kills? Or did you pull that number out from your ass like you did your group philosophy? Eh, whatever, harrison will probably chug along to verbally ream you without my assistance anyways, so I'll be bowing out of this one, bitchtrain. --RadicalWhig 10:57, 25 August 2013 (BST)
what a vivid imagination you have little boy. i never claimed anything. and this is a team effort. except you don't have a team. and it just shows you failing. so with just 3-5 cobras we completely stomped and scattered your shitty "team". if you go to the cobra trophy room which is open to everyone by the way. since august 9th I count 19 confirmed kills to your 2. which you have yet to prove. math don't lie you all suck at this game. and if you don't learn to indent and be polite when you gloat you are not welcome on my page anymore. fail train.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 11:54, 25 August 2013
Really,asswig? My writing structure?are you really that out of comebacks?i didn't realise i had joined up to a grammar for geeks site........i have something i call a life(a concept which you and sexual fail's son have apparently failed to grasp) and therefore don't have time to concern myself to.About the screenshot,i'm sorry but i'm on mobile but,i think just asking half the cobra members would be enough (if they are half as honorable as i think they are.)
Now sexual fail's son.Wow what a way to hide butthurt,dashing display trannie.Deleting cyber's post and editing mine.*thumps up*Just when i thought you could'nt fail anymore,following in the footsteps of your dads condom and your moms abortion are we?the least you could have done was to transfer it to my talk page if you couldn't suck it down.PayneTrain(NWO/FU) 17:00, 25 August 2013 (BST)

You really got them riled up real good by doing very little. Their suffering is gonna be delicious. Popcorn.gif --Sally A. Summers i Ω i 17:17, 25 August 2013 (BST)

pfft this is a joke compared to TZH. at least those dildos killed us once in a while. so if I'm to understand this. they pick a fight with us. but we shouldn't kill their members that are not involed? how is that fair?

fail pain you are now banned from my talk page also. and can everyone stop using my talk page till Tuesday. I'm working on a big project for work and need my inbox clear. thx. -- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!   אמת 19:34, 25 August 2013


i do not have any problem with being killed. as long as it is a philosophe knight. i would like to know what you mean. the thing that you said to me, i cannot talk in riddles like the philosophe knights, but i just am not sure what you mean by routine and safety. --Surgeon General of the City of MaltonAnja 03:14, 10 September 2013 (BST)

it was no riddle, it was good advice. and that was a friendly kill.---אמת PK04:43, 10 September 2013
then i am sorry for wasting your bullets and ap in game, and your time in wiki. i am glad it was friendly, i thought that the twenty you add to your score was me, but it is probably some other person who you killed before me. i do not understand what you meant still. i like good avice, as long as i can understand it. it makes me better. --Surgeon General of the City of MaltonAnja 06:43, 10 September 2013 (BST)
it's all good. you took like a good sport. so i guess you get a pass for a little while.---אמת PK05:27, 11 September 2013

I wonder there is another late night talk show host that might be interested in this?

Hey! Check out the latest LNTVC Page Update - now with antisemitism!. Hope all is well with you!--SarahSig.png 15:05, 30 September 2013 (BST)

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