User:SexyRexyGrossman

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[edit] About Me

I'm not afraid to Unleash the Dragon on some zombies. Those zeds get hard when I'm throwin' bones. They love it.

For more about my powers, read about me in Kissing Suzy Kobler. KSK just recently printed my thoughts on the Rachel Nichols ESPN interview about my big, throbbing brains. You zombies will LOVE that article.

Those KSK fools also made this awesome video. Remember, these arms are dangerous for pussies, dead or alive.

NFL 2007 Update: I was playing good but then Malton got interested, so I faked a leg injury. Doesn't matter, we ain't going to the Super Bowl this year. And Malton needs 100% Sex Cannon.

[edit] Where I (Used To) Be

Santlerville, hanging with the The Dribbling Beavers. Somehow they promoted me from Head Nurse to Public Relations Leader and Sexologist. Poor saps; they didn't see the Superbowl, did they? Leave me a message on my talk page, or speak where I'm located at, if you need some healin' or some organizin'.

My buddy (read: alt) Bernard Berrian was a Nintendork and used to run with the RRF. Now he's just being a feral for feral's sake. His own page is here, which includes his list of Combat Revivers. (Note to CRers, Bernard always carries shotguns and a taste for revenge.)

Somehow, a bunch of survivors have voted me into the Council of Leaders. That's what I get for spamming the radio with helpful information, instead of the typical crap. Anyway, look forward to the CoL to better organize tools and resources so we can all be more effective against the zombies.

[edit] Time For Me To Fly

Real-life issues has officially dragged me out of Malton. A big hearty thank you to everyone who ever actually listened to me on the radio. A bigger thank you to all the friends I made who will keep reminding me why this game rocks.