User:Shoot 1st Ask Qs L8r

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	I'm Ron Burgundy?
	This user isn't sure if he claims to be Ron Burgundy.

Watch Out Zeds - He'll straight up murder your ass!

Shoot 1st Ask Qs L8r ("Shoot" or "Shoot 1st" to his mom & his comrades in arms) is a member of the Channel 4 News Team. He remembers nothing before February of 2006 when he awoke in Malton with an axe in one hand and a bottle of scotch in the other. Don't look down on him for his crappy wiki user page - it's hard enough finding internet access in Malton when you're NOT drunk.

	Channel 4 News Team Affiliate
	This user or group entered Glorious Battle beside the Channel 4 News Team. There were horses and a man on fire and this user or group killed a guy with a trident. Afterward, we could barely lift our arms because we killed so many zombies. I don't know if you heard us counting. We killed over 1,000.

	A Colossus Of Class
	This user or group is part of the New Malton Colossus. Bringing Glorious Battle to you since 2006.