User:Sir WV

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Sir WV
Group Philosophe Knights.
Name Le Penseur
Goals To annihilate Malton's ignorant, apathetic, and uneducated.
Recruitment Policy For future Philosophe Knights
Rank Philosophe

Take a little walk to the edge of town. Go across the tracks where the viaduct looms, like a bird of it shifts and cracks. Where secrets lie in the border fires, in the humming wires. Hey man, you know you're never coming back. Past the square, past the bridge, past the mills, past the stacks.... On a gathering storm comes a tall handsome man in a dusty black coat with a red right hand. He'll wrap you in his arms, tell you that you've been a good boy. He'll rekindle all the dreams it took you a lifetime to destroy. He'll reach deep into the hole, heal your shrinking soul but there won't be a single thing that you can do. He's a god, he's a man, he's a ghost, he's a guru. They're whispering his name through this disappearing land. But hidden in his coat is a red right hand. You don't have no money? He'll get you some. You don't have no car? He'll get you one. You don't have no self-respect, you feel like an insect...... Well don't you worry buddy, cause here he comes through the ghettos and the barrio and the bowery and the slum. A shadow is cast wherever he stands. Stacks of green paper in his red right hand. You'll see him in your nightmares, you'll see him in your dreams. He'll appear out of nowhere but he ain't what he seems. You'll see him in your head, on the TV screen. And hey buddy, I'm warning you to turn it off. He's a ghost, he's a god, he's a man, he's a guru. You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan. Designed and directed by his red right hand. He'll extend his hand, real slowly for a shake. You'll see it coming toward you, real slowly for a shake. (Grabbing at your peril buddy?) cause you know you ain't getting near much as he will take. He's a... He's mumbling words you can't understand. He's mumbling words behind his red right hand.

Lyrics to Red Right Hand by Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds

The following was taken directly from 25-page internal police report about one of Malton's serial killers.

The report was obtained by Channel 4 News Team anchorman Brick Tamlin.

I just don't know what the hell we should expect next from this psycho. All we know is that he claims membership with the obscure order of scholars known as the Philosophe Knights. His attacks seem to be random and he will kill at the drop of a hat. We have no clue what he looks like due to the fact that he wears a white mask with what appears to be a star over the left eye. Nor do we know where he hides. Witness' have claimed that he wears a red glove on his right hand and surveillance cameras have caught images of him in a worn and ragged black coat. He should be considered armed and dangerous. If he's not stopped soon, more lives will be lost.

Notoriety and History

23rd May 2008 - Le Penseur was reported to the RG for the first time today. I admit that it took longer than I was expecting but what is done is done.

26th April 2008 - Took up arms against The Imperium. War is being waged in Gibsonton.

14th April 2008 - Helping with the Mourniversary of Charlton Heston, an operation within the boarders of Lockettside to punish those responsible for the death of DORIS's "NRA Messiah". Logged Le Penseur's first kill, & a zerger at that.

12th February 2008 - Created as a clone of the Philosophe Knight "a whale's vagina", Le Penseur emerges from the Hebditch Building in North Blythville. Originally dazed by his recent re-birth but also able to recall the memories of his past life, he immediately seeks out his fellow Knights for answers.

A list of all kills made in the name of knowledge

PKer events that Le Penseur has taken part in.

My other UD characters

There are others that I seldom play anymore, but their names are my little secret.

I support these policies!

Le Penseur's Awards

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