User:Sir WV/Whale

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a whale's vagina
Group Philosophe Knights.
Profile a whale's vagina
Goals To annihilate Malton's ignorant, apathetic, and uneducated.
Recruitment Policy For future Philosophe Knights
Rank Philosophe

Take a little walk to the edge of town. Go across the tracks where the viaduct looms, like a bird of it shifts and cracks.

Where secrets lie in the border fires, in the humming wires.

Hey man, you know you're never coming back.

Past the square, past the bridge, past the mills, past the stacks.... On a gathering storm comes a tall handsome man in a dusty black coat with a red right hand.

He'll wrap you in his arms, tell you that you've been a good boy. He'll rekindle all the dreams it took you a lifetime to destroy. He'll reach deep into the hole, heal your shrinking soul but there won't be a single thing that you can do.

He's a god, he's a man, he's a ghost, he's a guru. They're whispering his name through this disappearing land. But hidden in his coat is a red right hand.

You don't have no money? He'll get you some. You don't have no car? He'll get you one. You don't have no self-respect, you feel like an insect...... Well don't you worry buddy, cause here he comes through the ghettos and the barrio and the bowery and the slum. A shadow is cast wherever he stands. Stacks of green paper in his red right hand.

You'll see him in your nightmares, you'll see him in your dreams. He'll appear out of nowhere but he ain't what he seems. You'll see him in your head, on the TV screen. And hey buddy, I'm warning you to turn it off. He's a ghost, he's a god, he's a man, he's a guru. You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan. Designed and directed by his red right hand.

He'll extend his hand, real slowly for a shake. You'll see it coming toward you, real slowly for a shake. (Grabbing at your peril buddy?) cause you know you ain't getting near much as he will take.

He's a...

He's mumbling words you can't understand. He's mumbling words behind his red right hand.

Lyrics to Red Right Hand by Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds

The following was taken directly from 25-page internal police report about one of Malton's serial killers.

The report was obtained by Channel 4 News Team anchorman Brick Tamlin.

I just don't know what the hell we should expect next from this psycho. All we know is that he claims membership with the obscure order of scholars known as the Philosophe Knights. His attacks seem to be random and he will kill at the drop of a hat. We have no clue what he looks like due to the fact that he wears a white mask with what appears to be a star over the left eye. Nor do we know where he hides. Witness' have claimed that he wears a red glove on his right hand and surveillance cameras have caught images of him in a worn and ragged black coat. He should be considered armed and dangerous. If he's not stopped soon, more lives will be lost.


Double Threat

Sharpshooter Award

Kill on Sight Award

Notoriety and History

9th March 2008 - With great sorrow, I must tell you all that "a whale's vagina" was killed today while defending The Whale Building among friends from the QSG.

30th October 2007 - Philosophe Knights aided other member groups of the PKA with the Samhain Slaughter. Many eyewitnesses have since been heard to say that this was one of the biggest PKer activities to happen in Malton for quite some time.

18th June 2007 - Today is a landmark day for Sir WV! He has just educated his 100th citizen of Malton. After running solo for a time, he now begins his long trek back towards his fellow Knights.

7th June 2007 - I'm currently enjoying a "Mall Tour" around Malton. I plan on hooking back up with my comrads soon though.

8th April 2007 - After a quick revive, revenge was paid back to the DRRP with a lesson in "Gun Control". SkullOfficer & Dr Azathoth paid close attention to my lesson.

7th April 2007 - The Philosophe Knights enter Danversbank after answering a call for help by the DRRP. The DRRP immediately opened fire upon us and WV was the first to be taken by surprise and killed.

28th March 2007 - Packet Loss said "Hey! Stop Shooting" (10 seconds ago)

You fire at Packet Loss for 10 damage. They Die.

27th March 2007 - I reached the rank of Philosophe with the Philosophe Knights. This is the highest rank that can currently be achieved with the group.

18th February 2007 - Given the Kill on Sight Award by Red Rum for being wanted dead by the DEM!!!

17th February 2007 - JoseyWales: You are a Philosophe Knight and you kill survivors with no reason. I sentence you to death! *spit*......You were killed by JoseyWales

15th February 2007 - Philosophe Knights stands for PKers, hunt whale's. This graffiti tag was left in various buildings around Bale Mall.

5th February 2007 - Given the Sharpshooter Award by Red Rum for killing 4 players in one night.

4th February 2007 - Bounty on DEM's Brainstock board raised to 31!!!

30th January 2007 - Nominated by fellow Philosophe Knight SO for the Sharpshooter Award for my successful kill of 4 ignorant souls within Caiger Mall the night before. Subsequently, due to the previous nights' spectacular bounty with the DEM was raised to 18.

28th January 2007 - You are standing outside St Isidore's Church, a large white-stone building. The building has been very heavily barricaded. Somebody has spraypainted a whale's vagina is a PKer kill on sight onto a wall. - This spray was left near Caiger Mall. The fear is spreading out of control!

25th January 2007 - Given the Double Threat award by Red Rum for being wanted by both DEM & Rezzen's bounty hunters. It was a great honor.

10th January 2007 - Murdered Headland Jon in his sleep. I was reported to the DEM once again for this act and my bounty was increased to 4 there.

5th January 2007 - You are at the Boait Monument, a granite statue of a man with a book surrounded by grass. Somebody has spraypainted a whale's vagina onto the monument. - Graffiti on a monument located in Quarlesbank where I was helping to rid the inhabitants of the nearby mall of any foolish souls I could find. (It's not everyday that one gets a monument in their honor.)

30th December 2006 - Tracked Vainglory down a second time and killed him. My bounty was increased to 4 because of this.

28th December 2006 - Reported to the DEM's Brainstock board for PK'ing Aint Got Time 2Bleed (another Bounty Hunter). I was assigned a bounty of 2 there also.

26th December 2006 - Reported to Resensitized PK board for killing Vainglory (a known Bounty Hunter). I was given a bounty of 2.

25th November 2006 - Joined the Philosophe Knights

I whole heartedly support the following:

Books.jpg Centers Of Learning Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Centers of Learning Policy & acknowledges that all libraries, schools, zoos, and museums in the city of Malton are considered safe places. No survivor in one of these locations may be killed for any reason unless that survivor is a specified enemy of this user or group.
APP1.jpg Artifact Protection Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Artifact Protection Policy, acknowledging that the looting of museums is strictly prohibited. This user or group will do what they can to prevent museum theft in order to preserve Malton's cultural and intellectual integrity.

Fine Arts1.jpg Fine Art of Malton Supporter
This user or group supports the Fine Art of Malton movement & acknowledges that all museums are PK ceasefire zones, heal points, and are to be a barricading priority.
Killer.jpg Player Killer
"One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god."

This user is a PKer and supports the act of Player Killing.

Gladiatorial Arena.jpg Gladiatorial Arena Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Gladiatorial Arena Policy & acknowledges that all stadiums in Malton are gladiatorial areas, in which the killing of another survivor is not a crime and therefore not punishable in any way.
Thinker.gif Royal Society of Malton
This user or group is a member of the Royal Society of Malton, a coalition of groups and individuals who pride themselves on their intellect and strive to make the survivors within Malton more intelligent.

Gun.jpg Trigger Happy
This user has guns. Do not cross them.

Zergling.gif Alt user
This user has alts but DOESN'T Zerg.
This user or group is associated with The PKer Alliance


Pirate.JPG Pirate
This user be a Pirate. Death to the Ninja dogs! Yarr!
The Vengeance Committee
Red Mage.gif Roleplaying Notice
Notice: This User or Group enjoys the RPG aspect of MMORPGs, the category of games that Urban Dead falls into. As such, there is probably quite a bit of roleplaying and/or creative writing on this page and in said User/Group's in-game actions. In other words, if you think the difference between IC and OOC is "One has an 'I' and the other has two 'O's," buzz off.

Charles Darwin.jpg Evolution
This user or group believes the Theory of Evolution to be the best explanation for the diversity of life.

Main Page
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A list of all kills made in the name of knowledge

Mall Tour
Various records of WV's ongoing Mall Tour.

Sharp Shooter Award
Sharp Shooter Game

Being a PKer, I get asked to take part in some events. Here's a few that I've taken part in.

All discussion should be kept on the discussion page or the main page or on the forum.

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