Who is Skitchipoo when he's not making a half-assed attempt at being in character?
I'm a 23 year old male who was born and raised in Minnesota, USA. I'm a Golden Gopher, so I spend a ton of my time grudgingly studying and going to class. My friends are incredibly hilarious and awesome so I spend any free time I have with them, with small slices of Urban Dead and Nexus War wedged somewhere in between. I hit the snooze button for about an hour everyday, but I've been known to last 2 hours when I'm feeling fleetingly optimistic about getting up. I also like to use large, unnecessary adjectives because I think they're delightfully amusing.
Beer is the greatest substance in the world, with cognac coming in a close second. Cigarettes too, but that's not a fan favorite (the fans being my respiratory system and non-smoking friends). As you can tell, I really, really like humor. You're wasting your life if you're taking it too seriously. I'm a crazy-mega-super-fan of the U.S. version of The Office, South Park, Futurama, oldschool Simpsons, and a ton of other shows. Pretty much everything else on TV is garbage, minus nature shows, travel shows, and ESPN. When I get stabbed, I bleed sports. No matter how shitty my favorite teams do, I will always love them.
If I had one wish... I would wish for a little flying fairy to follow me around all day carrying a boombox playing my favorite music. Life can have a great soundtrack if you make an effort. I feel sorry for people who don't appreciate or don't know how to appreciate music. It doesn't matter what type of music you like, as long as you know why you like it ("because I can dance to it" is NOT an acceptable answer). The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Modest Mouse, AFI, and Thievery Corporation rock my world, just to name a few off a long list of great artists. If you want to know any more about me (and I'm sure you do), you're going to have to buy me a beer.
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