User:Specialist290/NecroTech Worker

From The Urban Dead Wiki
Jump to navigationJump to search

NecroTech Worker is a set of lyrics by Specialist290 to the tune of Paperback Writer, by the Beatles. It describes a prospective employee of NecroTech who's fresh out of college and submitting an application for a job w/ the corporation.

Lyrics

NecroTech Worker
(to the tune of "Paperback Writer" by the Beatles)

NecroTech Worker...

NecroTech Worker...
NecroTech Worker...

Dear Sir or Madam, here's my resume,
And I'd like to be interviewed today.
I just graduated from Malton U
And I need a job, so I want to be a
NecroTech worker,
NecroTech worker!

My major's in Applied Biochemistry--
Top of the class at Malton University.
My side job's writing for the Malton Mirror;
It's a steady job, but I want to be a
NecroTech worker,
NecroTech worker!

NecroTech Worker...

NecroTech Worker...
NecroTech Worker...

Here's a thesis paper that I wrote one night
On a serum that could bring eternal life.
It's a project that I know you're working on,
And I'd like to help, so I want to be a
NecroTech worker,
NecroTech worker!

The whole idea's outlined there for you--
We could get it finished in a year or two!
If you must reject me, I can live with that,
But I need a break, and I want to be a
NecroTech worker,
NecroTech worker!

NecroTech Worker...

NecroTech Worker...
NecroTech Worker...

NecroTech Worker (NecroTech Worker!)
NecroTech Worker (NecroTech Worker!)
*repeat to fade*