User:Spiderzed/Alts/Sally

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Sally
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Joined: 2009-08-22
Character class: Civilian
Favorite equipment: Tennis racket! :D
Character profile: Urban Dead profile
Current status: Works as both
Character group: Cobra
Character stats: 411 kills
Journal: No journal for Sally

Current Events

Sally's all tooled up for Halloween.

Bio

Sally is a native resident of Malton. She was just a teenage girl when the outbreak hit the city. Having lost track of her family and her friends in the turmoil of the evacuation efforts, she was forced to grow up alone in what once was her home town. She often changed between being a suvivor hiding in a ruin, and being part of the feral hordes roaming the streets.

She tried her best to stay the nice girl she has been before Z-Day, but the lessons she learned swiftly disenchanted her. Sally worked for a while as nurse in Fort Creedy, tending the wounds of the hurt local militias and spreading the word about the importance of healing for the survivor cause. But the stupidity of the trenchies angered her, and when zombies destroyed Creedy and killed her, she enjoyed for the first time consciously to be overwhelmed by feral urges and to tear someone apart. Shocked about herself, she shambled off to the cemetery, awaited the needle and decided to never rise again.

Only when the wind blew an swastika-laden NSU pamphlet into her face, she found a new reason to rise, and a way to channel her desire to kill. The mongtardation of that ridiculous wish-wash was to massive to allow it to exist. She went to the mall, armed herself, and allied with communist survivor groups to hunt the NSU down. While it was great to shoot nazis, it didn't take long until the do-gooder babble of the commies got on her nerves, too.

She was about to lay herself to rest once more, when she stumbled over a graffiti stating... *dum, dum, dum* *raspy voice* "Hail Cobra!". Full of hate towards all those stupid, naive and trenchie survivor militias, and with the right attitude to wish nothing more than to blast them all away, she was easy prey for that terrorist organization. She's now the leader, rallying Cobra's officers, working hard to blast as many trenchies and fools away as possible, to ridicule them with her quips, and to look good in her cute uniform.

Customer Testimonials

Psycho Bitch

  • Kittithaj

It was fun to be PKed by you! :P You confused the heck out of people when you revived me, though!!

  • Lois Millard

i like your style.

  • Misanthropy

Beautifully done......just freakin beautiful.

  • Raven Corvus

Um... I've had a bounty for a long time, Zen, for killing one of those extraordinary people you just can't pass on, who just happened to be clean at the time. 'Twas no accident, either :")

  • Sophie Ames

Cutey has a friend. Hail Cobra!

  • Cutey Snugglekins

The snake lady sure has alot of friend.. But I did get to play with her gun before. it was fun.

  • Gabrelle

Cheap punk unoriginal PKR

  • Preston HugeArms

Good Grief who is she the Fashion Police?

  • Jess Noir

Sally - you have got the wrong person. Leave me alone. Enough said. And by the way, get out of town.

get lost you gun thug

  • october knight

No offence taken, when I was killed my first thought was "Hey! Is that Sally? It is Sally! Isn't she one of spiderzed's alts?" XD I thought it was kind of cool to be killed by someone I know on the wiki...

  • SurvivorChickenGirl

Ah nah! Zarrrh z!ngz anh bangbangzh! Ahm ah gannah nahm nah...

That hairdo, perhaps a bit unpractical for tennis activities?

  • PK Bait

Legally, every building Sally is in becomes a whorehouse

  • Axe Hack

You know, Hannibal, you have one of Malton's top PKers right here. [Nods at Sally] You ought to . . . I dunno . . . learn from her and maybe develop a little class.

  • Carla Teach

Oh, this is an honor, to meet the legendary leader of Cobra in person. Hail!

  • Foxlion

fucking darkness, your lucky bitch, if i catch you in a lit room your gonna taste my shoe, your lucky for zeds in other places..go suck a cock pker bitch

  • sazjnk

I mean, I'm not saying you’re a slut but whenever you eat a banana in public, you put one hand behind your head, right?

ACC

Freaking Cobra. Somebody kill those f*

  • Tadey
Customer Testimonial Catachan.png
SOMEONE KILL SALLY
NOW
find heeeeer
I have the urge to punch small animals...
Oh, hey Sally!
If you're reading this, then I shall let you know that I will eventually find you and kill you
  • Logan Ehnholt a.k.a. Catachan

Xan2022 said "oh Sally, it's so annoying how you kill zerg hunters" (2 hours and 46 minutes ago)
Xan2022 said "you really don't want people to play fair" (2 hours and 46 minutes ago)
Xan2022 said "I don't even doubt if you zerg yourself since you love them so much" (2 hours and 45 minutes ago)

  • Xan2022

Sally, I should alert you that your stupid is showing. Please make an attempt to hide it, if at all possible.
I have to insult here because I can't post on dip threads :(
Because, you know, you're a ****ing retarded *****
Now stop being an attention whore on our forums and play whatever kids your age do... you know, Tea Parties with stuffed animals and playing dress up.
I mean, seriously, you have no case. You're argument is pointless and has no base. Leave.

  • Logan Ehnholt a.k.a. Catachan (again, throwing a fit over this)

You know, that sally summer is an idiot or a troll

  • pothead66

Sally, seriously, **** off. No one cares about you and you're just pissing us off by being a pest with this un-ending zerg argument.

  • Logan Ehnholt a.k.a. Catachan

Templates

600px-Cobra.svg.png Cobra
Sally is a member of Cobra. Hail!
MMA11.png Maltie's Eleven Malton Murder Award Nominee
The contributions of Sally A Summers to the PKing industry earned them a nomination at the Maltie's Eleven Malton Murder Awards.
Hat.jpg Honor Among Thieves
This user or group supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy & finds that PKing is more fun when only innocents suffer.
Red Mage.gif Roleplaying Notice
Notice: This User or Group enjoys the RPG aspect of MMORPGs, the category of games that Urban Dead falls into. As such, there is probably quite a bit of roleplaying and/or creative writing on this page and in said User/Group's in-game actions. In other words, if you think the difference between IC and OOC is "One has an 'I' and the other has two 'O's," buzz off.

Antinazi.jpg Nazi Hunter
Sally has killed 8 nazis.
Bunghole.jpg Are you threatening me!?
Sally is # 6 on the NSU Death List.
RIP.jpg Firulais ~ Rest In Pieces
This user or group killed Firulais or one of his many alts and then laid him down by the fire.
Assassins-Creed.jpg Assassin!!
Sally A Summers has killed eight members of the Knights Templar.
Good grooming.jpg Good Grooming
This user or group practices good grooming habits, and recommends that other Malton survivors do too.
Samhain Slaughter pic 1.jpg Boo!
This user or group dressed up and trick-or-treated at Marven Mall in Oct 2012.
LODvictim.jpg Touched by the Darkness
I've been touched by the Darkness and it was good!


Chilean Blob.jpg Voluntary Offerings
Thanks to Mits, I was offered up to the Chilean Blob.
Secondprize.gif Second Prize
Sally is not as cute as Kirsty Cotton!
Mylittlepony.gif Pretty pony!
Sally believes that all of the suburbs are equally pretty, and that heroic last stands for the sake of holding on to your favorite mall or library against hordes of 1500+ zombies are a waste of good brains.
Disapproves.jpg A Murder(?) Award
Sally A Summers is awarded a Murder(?) Award for Sluttiest Slut
Disapproves.jpg A Murder(?) Award
Sally A Summers is awarded a Murder(?) Award for Biggest Flirt
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