User:Spiderzed/Pistol Ninja

A sure-delete article that had to be saved somewhere for being so non-sensical that it's hilarious.

A Pistol Ninja is a survivor character who specializes in using pistols, due to their low reload time and relatively high percentage to hit. They hide inside buildings and then jump out, kill one or more zombies with their pistols, and then jump back in to another building to avoid reprisals. This technique, although good at killing lone zombies, fares poorly against groups because the ninja won't have enough action points to kill more than one or two foes in a turn if he or she wants to make it to safety as well.