User:SporeSore

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Unhumourous?

I decided to save one of my humourous suggestions that was removed with -6 votes. Considering the lameness of suggestions that get postive votes I consider its removal a compliment.

Burning Crucifix

Type: New Item
Tally: -6

A flavour addition for crucifixes. Players can now place a crucifix upright in any outside location adding the descriptive text "A crucifix stands nearby, stuck into the ground/poked into a dead body/sticking out of garbage pile", etc. A player having fuel at the crucifix location can light the crucifix by clicking on the fuel button. Up to 3 cans of fuel may be added each one contributing an hour of burn time and three levels of flavour text:"Flames lick at the the base of a crucifix","A crucifix crackles with heat, its fire casting shadows in the gloom","A crucifix engulfed in roaring flames radiates a blistering heat". After the fire has gone out, the following text is displayed for an hour "A crucifix smoulders nearby smelling of fried bacon and despair". If a player has a bottle of alcohol, and consumes it near a burning cross, that player get a new action entitled "Piss on Cross". Piss on Cross costs 10 AP but immediately extinguishes the burning crucifix with the flavour text "So-and-so pisses on the burning crucifix. Its flames sputter out leaving an acrid cloud of ammonia and smoke." Female alts take 10 HP damage pissing on a cross.

Funny votes:
Unfunny votes: Racist. --Uncle Bill 02:19, 31 March 2007 (BST) Very unfunny. --S.WiersctdpNTmapx:oo 04:12, 31 March 2007 (BST) Has no reedeming value whatso ever.--Vista 07:07, 3 April 2007 (BST) Not funny at all. --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 23:04, 3 April 2007 (BST) Meh. --Specialist290 00:22, 4 April 2007 (BST) I don't get it either.--Bluish wolf 19:41, 4 April 2007 (BST) Do you have a Spam vote in humorous? -- Dance Emot.gifTheDavibob T 21:54, 4 April 2007 (BST)


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