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Please don't edit this page if you aren't me. Which you aren't. So don't.

Hey, everyone. Glad you came to my page. For starters, if you are a zed, then go away. I'm not talking to you. As can be seen by my profile, I'm a military unit. I am currently patrolling the area around Caiger. I ran for Mayor of Malton in the Harmanitive Party, but lost to crappy Murray Jay Suskind and Bullgod. Thanks a lot, stupid civilians.

Current activities

Defending Dowdney

My account


Joined: 2006-8-25
Character class: Military
Favorite equipment: A pair of sunglasses, a Caiger Mall staff shirt, a red jacket, a pair of black trousers and a pair of tan boots
Character profile: Urban Dead profile
Current status: Alive
Character group: CMS-Meta
Character stats: Level 41
Journal: none for SteelVortex2

My non-important alts

Steel Vortex
Dewes Meat Shield

Current activities: Defending the Dewes Building.

Groups and allies

A loyal member of Caiger Mall Survivors


Dark jedi 1.jpg Dark > Light
If this user could use the Force, they would be a dark Jedi.
MallIC.jpg Mall Information Center
This user has helped the
Mall Information Center.
Caiger Fething Mall Defiant Caiger Mall Defender
This user or group is dedicated to the defense of Caiger Fething Mall, and to maintaining its free flow of liquor at market prices.
Cmslogo1.jpg Caiger Mall Survivor
This user or group assisted in defending Caiger Mall on one or more occasions.
Revive.gif Revivification Requests
Undead? Want to breathe again?
Make a Revivification Request!
McZeds.png McZeds™
This User or Group eats at McZeds™. They also support the Use of Corpses for High Quality Processed Fast Food.
Mpd.png Report PKers!
Don't let them get away with murder! Register them on the Rogues Gallery.
Ubpicon1.gif Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter
This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard.
Syringe.jpg Planned Revivification
This user or group supports
organized revivification.
GeorgeBush.jpg The President
is a complete moron, and needs to get kicked out of office. At least we only have to wait until 1/20/09.
Nogod.jpg Atheist
This user is an atheist.
Nobrain.png Ban Stupidity
This user or group does not tolerate stupid people.
Fire.jpg The Final Sign of the Apocalypse!
One of Mr Aushvitz's suggestions was implemented!
Firingsquad.jpg Firing Squad
We should just shoot the zeds and get it over with. It'll be fun..
NoLOL.png Grammar
This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki.
Gun.jpg Trigger Happy
This user has guns. Do not cross them.
Hoard.jpg HOARD
This user recognizes the difference between a horde and a hoard.
Hypnotoad-1.gif Hypnotoad
All glory to the Hypnotoad!
Zombie.gif No More Zeds!
Just say no to to zombie victory
Killerwhale.jpg Killer Whales
This user thinks killer whales are better than dolphins, and would totally be a killer whale, but with wings and missiles and shit.
Clonearmy.JPG Legion of Doom
SteelVortex2 is creating his own Legion of Doom
Fire is Pretty
This user thinks that fire is pretty.
Gun.jpg Military
This user is in the Military and is probably off trying to control the zombie outbreak.
Penguin-slap.gif WARNING!
This user or group knows how to lay the smack down.
Stewie.gif World Domination
This user has plans for world domination.
Visited Caiger Mall
This user has visited Caiger Mall.
Upside down USA.PNG America Sucks
This user does not support America
Pkdaythumb.jpg Body Count
SteelVortex2 has killed Lots. So many in fact, that they once buried him beneath them, and he had to eat his way out with his trusty spoon!That's a lot of zombies.
ErrorUgly.png Too Many Templates
This user puts way too many templates on their page.
CookiethiefBuncy.png Cookie Thief
This user is not safe around unguarded cookies.
Smiley.png It's a Joke, OK?
This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it.
Gun.jpg Bang!
SteelVortex2 wants all zeds, pkers, and gkers to die.
Redskull.jpg Violence is quicker
Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker.
Redcrosssmall.jpg Malton Hospitals Group
This user or group supports MHG in their attempt to restore health care in Malton.
Male.jpeg Male
This user is male.
Earth.jpg Where is Malton?
SteelVortex2 thinks that Malton is on the internet.
Noob.gif I'm Smarter
This user is smarter than you.
ZombieHand.gif Proud To Be Alive
This user is a survivor and proud of it.
Bored.jpg Why are you still reading these?
This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands.


My nickname

Vortex, SV2

Favorite food

Tacos. Speaking of which, Mczeds needs some zed tacos. It'll raise business tenfold!

Fan of

RvB, Star Wars, Halo, Urban Dead, zombie slaughter, deaths of pkers(especially decapitation, because it's hilarious!)


That I had my M-16 and hadn't been airdropped without it.

Favorite Quotes

Doc-"Leadership isn't about shooting stuff with bullets and stabbing people with knives. Leadership is about ordering other people to shoot stuff with bullets and stab people with knives."

Doc-"Hey Sarge, do you have a quote, "zombie plan"? Sarge-"Zombie Plan? Of course not!" Doc-"See! I was-" Sarge-"I have 37 zombie plans!" Grif-"Wow, now thats what I call prepared!" Sarge-"Don't be too happy, Grif. 36 of the 37 plans involve using your fresh corpse as bait to distract the zombie horde while I make my escape!" Grif-"Well, at least there's one plan I can count on." Sarge-"Don't count on it. Plan 37 involves me knowingly infecting myself with the zombie virus so I can devour your flesh myself!"

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