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Hey, everyone. Glad you came to my page. For starters, if you are a zed, then go away. I'm not talking to you. As can be seen by my profile, I'm a military unit. I am currently patrolling the area around Caiger. I ran for Mayor of Malton in the Harmanitive Party, but lost to crappy Murray Jay Suskind and Bullgod. Thanks a lot, stupid civilians.
Current activities
Defending Dowdney
My account
SteelVortex2
| SteelVortex2
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| Joined:
| 2006-8-25
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| Character class:
| Military
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| Favorite equipment:
| A pair of sunglasses, a Caiger Mall staff shirt, a red jacket, a pair of black trousers and a pair of tan boots
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| Character profile:
| Urban Dead profile
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| Current status:
| Alive
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| Character group:
| CMS-Meta
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| Character stats:
| Level 41
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| Journal:
| none for SteelVortex2
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My non-important alts
Steel Vortex
Dewes Meat Shield
Current activities: Defending the Dewes Building.
Groups and allies
A loyal member of Caiger Mall Survivors
Stuff
| Dark > Light
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| If this user could use the Force, they would be a dark Jedi.
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| Caiger Fething Mall | Defiant Caiger Mall Defender
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| This user or group is dedicated to the defense of Caiger Fething Mall, and to maintaining its free flow of liquor at market prices.
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 | McZeds™
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| This User or Group eats at McZeds™. They also support the Use of Corpses for High Quality Processed Fast Food.
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| Report PKers!
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| Don't let them get away with murder! Register them on the Rogues Gallery.
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| The President
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| is a complete moron, and needs to get kicked out of office. At least we only have to wait until 1/20/09.
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| Atheist
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| This user is an atheist.
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| Ban Stupidity
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| This user or group does not tolerate stupid people.
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| The Final Sign of the Apocalypse!
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| One of Mr Aushvitz's suggestions was implemented!
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 | Firing Squad
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| We should just shoot the zeds and get it over with. It'll be fun..
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| Grammar
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| This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki.
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| Trigger Happy
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| This user has guns. Do not cross them.
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| HOARD
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| This user recognizes the difference between a horde and a hoard.
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| Hypnotoad
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| All glory to the Hypnotoad!
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| No More Zeds!
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| Just say no to to zombie victory
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| Killer Whales
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| This user thinks killer whales are better than dolphins, and would totally be a killer whale, but with wings and missiles and shit.
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| Legion of Doom
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| SteelVortex2 is creating his own Legion of Doom
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| Fire is Pretty
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| This user thinks that fire is pretty.
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| Military
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| This user is in the Military and is probably off trying to control the zombie outbreak.
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| WARNING!
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| This user or group knows how to lay the smack down.
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| World Domination
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| This user has plans for world domination.
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| America Sucks
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| This user does not support America
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| Body Count
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| SteelVortex2 has killed Lots. So many in fact, that they once buried him beneath them, and he had to eat his way out with his trusty spoon!That's a lot of zombies.
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| Too Many Templates
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| This user puts way too many templates on their page.
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| Cookie Thief
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| This user is not safe around unguarded cookies.
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| It's a Joke, OK?
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| This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it.
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| Bang!
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| SteelVortex2 wants all zeds, pkers, and gkers to die.
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| Violence is quicker
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| Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker.
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| Malton Hospitals Group
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| This user or group supports MHG in their attempt to restore health care in Malton.
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| Male
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| This user is male.
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| Where is Malton?
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| SteelVortex2 thinks that Malton is on the internet.
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| I'm Smarter
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| This user is smarter than you.
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| Proud To Be Alive
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| This user is a survivor and proud of it.
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| Why are you still reading these?
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| This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands.
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Misc
My nickname
- Vortex, SV2
Favorite food
- Tacos. Speaking of which, Mczeds needs some zed tacos. It'll raise business tenfold!
Fan of
- RvB, Star Wars, Halo, Urban Dead, zombie slaughter, deaths of pkers(especially decapitation, because it's hilarious!)
Dreams
- That I had my M-16 and hadn't been airdropped without it.
Favorite Quotes
Doc-"Leadership isn't about shooting stuff with bullets and stabbing people with knives. Leadership is about ordering other people to shoot stuff with bullets and stab people with knives."
Doc-"Hey Sarge, do you have a quote, "zombie plan"?
Sarge-"Zombie Plan? Of course not!"
Doc-"See! I was-"
Sarge-"I have 37 zombie plans!"
Grif-"Wow, now thats what I call prepared!"
Sarge-"Don't be too happy, Grif. 36 of the 37 plans involve using your fresh corpse as bait to distract the zombie horde while I make my escape!"
Grif-"Well, at least there's one plan I can count on."
Sarge-"Don't count on it. Plan 37 involves me knowingly infecting myself with the zombie virus so I can devour your flesh myself!"
