User:The Dead

What follows is 100% accurate information gathered in regards to the Dunell Hills Police Department.

the Dunell Hills Police Department

Abbreviation:	DuHPol
Group Numbers:	100+, 6+ actual people
Leadership:	Anyone willing to sit in a building without moving
Goals:	killing survivors/not moving in Counterstrike
Recruitment Policy:	Super Adventure Club membership
Contact:	911

Extremely small survivor group with its origins shrouded in mystery.

Known Facts:

Most of the members are PKers, GKers and general cockbags.
They are capable of making pages for other groups because they are in charge of doing that on the wiki.
An overwhelming majority of their number use barricade bots and multiple characters.
Their mysterious leader is some shmuck with nothing fucking better to do with his time than troll the wiki.
The group shouldn't be called "the Dunell Hills Police Department" since they don't operate out of Dunell Hills.
The group is made up of 10 actual people and their alts.
Main combat tactic is "running where no zombies are and waiting in that building for 72 hours while searching", which is repeated when zombies head that way.
Originally known as the "Super Adventure Club"
Don't taze me bro!
The highest medal awarded is for not leaving a building for 480 hours while abstaining from combat.

Originally lived in Dunell Hills but don't anymore, ever.
Killed 300+ survivors in the name of "the law".
Just fuckin' love making useless wiki pages!
Mix useless tactics like "meatshielding" with effective tactics like "zerging" and "barricade-bots".
Spend the majority of their time face-down in the dirt after being torn apart by zombies.
Enjoy whining about how any percentage of zombies over 40% of the total population is so totally fucking unfair and unbalanced and KEVAN IS RUINING THE GAME. Seriously.
There is no evidence that they are pedophiles. There also is no evidence that Michael Jackson molested children.
The leader has been found not guily of touching himself at night. Just like OJ.