User:The Gecko PKer

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Before the outbreak started, I was find life very dangerous. You see, I had been a hacker under the name of Bossk, The Gecko because just before I would break down a person's computer, I would E-Mail them a picture of a gecko and the text "Better buy a new computer. ~Bossk." Then, the police figured out where I was hiding. So, I was on the run for an entire year. I had 67 different fake identies.

One morning, I woke up the stepped out of the warehouse I was in. All these decaying people swarmed around me, ripping me apart. A second later, I was in a cematary. I was told I had been "revived." Then, I learned how the out break started and what was going on. With no law system or authorities, I looted, pistols, shotguns, knives, credit cards, clothes and anything else you could think of. But people started attacking me and in self defense, I shot them and soon things like "The Department of Emergency Managment" were after me. Again, I was on the run, now fighting humans and zombies.

Bossk The Gecko

Cemetery stones 2.jpg PK Count
Bossk, The Gecko has PKed 76 and counting committed people.
Killer.jpg Player Killer
"One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god."

This user is a PKer and supports the act of Player Killing.


[19,27] – [20,28] (bic) (statuses) (update)
Caiger Mall
"... Caiger Mall has fallen ..."
Bob Moncrief EBDW! 01:40, 24 June 2020 (UTC)

Ubpicon1.gif UBP-Compliant Barricade Plan
This barricade plan is compliant with the Uniform Barricading Policy. This plan was last reviewed on December, 08, 2007.

Smiley.png It's a Joke, OK?
This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it.
Squad.jpg Firing Squad
This user thinks we should just shoot ourselves and get it over with.
Pchild.jpg N00b Killer
Bossk, The Gecko hates n00bs, people who lack basic spelling, and people who just lack common sense.

Vandalism.gif IT NEVER ENDS!
This user is frustrated by the sheer amount of stupidity and crap on the wiki.
Nobrain.png Ban Stupidity
This user or group does not tolerate stupid people even though he is one.
Wiki.jpg Evil
Bossk, The Gecko loves blood, Sci Fi, the Internet and Unicorns and Dragons!
Earth.jpg Where is Malton?
Bossk, The Gecko thinks that Malton is {{{Place}}}.
ZombieHand.gif Proud To Be Insane
This user is a PKer and proud of it.
This user is chargin their lazer.
Stret3.JPG Amusing Location
This user is on the Amusing Locations in Malton list
Noob.gif STFU N00B
This user recognizes the difference between a Hippo and a Horse.
BanStick.jpg Ban Stick
The Gecko PKer WILL REPORT HIMSELF to Vandal Banning.


Aliengreen.jpg OMG
This user is YOUR MOTHER.
Policebadge.jpg Cop
This user is a Cop and is probably off shooting a zombie.

Amazing 666sm.gif Amazing Fan Club Member
This User is officially a devoted fan of longtime Wiki contributor Amazing and his lovely beard!
Bush satan sign.jpg STUP!D BUSHZORZ!!!!
That idiot that failed to give any support to Malton when the outbreak started.
GeorgeBush.jpg The President
An alien ate your mother's uncle's brother's ex-wifes's sister's uncle

God.jpg Worship God!
This user believes God is amazing and that everyone should worship Him.

Mnweye.gif Malton's Most Wanted!
The user below is currently #1 on Malton's Most Wanted list, and should be terminated on sight without mercy.
hagnat - Zombie Player

Wanted for crimes against humanity, including directing his zombie group to attack another while it was down. This was done simply to claim an easy victory in an area the target group barely inhabited.

For these crimes, the penalty is repeated PKing.

Last seen in Darvall Heights.

Burgerking 150.jpg ALL HAIL KING AMAZING!
This user or group recognizes Amazing as King.
Offrock.gif I'm personzorz people??!?!!?.
I AM YO MOMMA!!!!!!!!
StupidPeople.gif AAAAAAAA!
Freeze, I'm holding YO MAMMA hostage!
The Executioners2.jpg Execution Count
The Gecko PKer has helped the city by killing 5 different Bounty Hunters!
Cows.jpg Cows
This user supports the addition of cows to the game, because drinking condensed milk is getting old.

The Gecko PKer is a lighter and proud of it.
209-rabbit.jpg Zombie Talk
I'm coming to get you, Barbara!
Computer obsession.jpg Obsession
This user spends too much time online, and needs to get a life.

Handred.png Stubby Head
This page, User:The Gecko PKer, is currently lacking in YO MAMMA. Please help us to improve the wiki by contributing to YO MAMA.
The Gecko PKer mistakenly believes they have a working grasp of the law.

GeorgeBush.jpg Bush is an alien!!
The Gecko PKer thinks bush is an alien because he can't speak english.

Stop hand.png Humorous Suggestion
This suggestion has been removed from the main suggestions voting system because it was deemed to be a humorous suggestion. Suggestions that are intended to be funny, ironic, or satirical should not be placed in the main suggestions system. To do so is considered vandalism. If you are unsure of a how a suggestion will be viewed by the community, it is recommended that it be placed on the suggestions talk page first, to gauge community support, and to improve it before being taken to voting.

DiseasedRose.jpg Biollante

Satanic.jpg Awqward

DontPanic.png The Hitchhiker's Guide To Malton
Reminding Malton survivors of the most reassuring words they're likely to hear all day: Don't Panic

Greedo.jpg Greedo
This user or group supports the theory that Greedo did not shoot first and that there must have been another shooter on the grassy knoll. This shooter was probably a Centaur.
Freerunningfinal.JPG "Free" Running?
This user believes that Free Running works by by jumping from roof to roof, n00b!.

This user wears a gas mask for protection against the bad zombie smell.

Nocaiger.JPG Just Die Already!
This user is hoping that Caiger Mall falls soon, because it's about damn time!

Bored.jpg Why are you still reading these?
This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands.

Clonearmy.JPG I see creepy things...

CookiethiefBuncy.png Cookie Thief
This user is not safe around unguarded cookies.

Terminator.jpg The Terminator
This user is the Terminator. Don't mess with him. Ever.

Hippiedeath.jpg Death to the Hippies!
This User or Group supports the Malton IC Chapter in it's war against hippiedom.

Ppp.jpg Pistol Ninja
This user is a pistol ninja
He shall bring headshots to TRENCHCOATERS!!!

Barrelgun.jpg What are you looking at?
Stop looking at my gun.

Newfireaxe.jpg Axe Crazy
This user has an axe. Do not cross them.

Burnthewitch.jpg Idiot
This user is a complete and utter moron.

This user is a Trenchcoater killer.

Fire.jpg Hell
This user is going to Hell.

Hillary Iron My Shirt
This user believes that Hillary should stop running for President and start ironing his shirt.


Visited Fort Creedy
This user has visited Fort Creedy.

Visited Dowdney Mall
This user has visited Dowdney Mall.

Visited Bale Mall
This user has visited Bale Mall.

Visited Ackland Mall
This user has visited Ackland Mall.

Visited Tynte Mall
This user has visited Tynte Mall.

Visited Giddings Mall
This user has visited Giddings Mall.

Visited Marven Mall
This user has visited Marven Mall.

!!!!!!!KILL COUNT!!!!!!!!

16 Trenchcoaters "With so many shotguns, you think they could defend themselves."

47 Innocents "It's just so tempting when they beg for FAKs to shoot their ugly faces."

5 Zombies "They may be ugly, but zombies will always have a special place in my heart."

6 Bounty Hunters "And they thought they were hunting me"

2 PKers "They were injured, it was too tempting"

My Bounty: It's 9 on the Rogue's Gallery. On some other places, I have higher Bounties.

Quotes that I said before the final blow or after killing a victim:

"I hate that duck headed moose on the closest ceiling. I wonder if it likes shotgun shells?"

"Hosta la vesta baby!"

"Why is every staring at me?"


"Take that, republicans!"

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