User:The grumpy axeman

Kranky Klaus Kolsch
	Joined: 10 August 2006 Character class: Fireman Favorite equipment: fire axe Character profile: Urban Dead profile Current status: Alive Character group: The Shearbank Resistance Character stats: 118 zombies killed. Journal: He came, he killed zombies, he got killed a few times, and he got grumpy. Thats the story for Kranky Klaus Kolsch

A grumpy man with an axe. Edgy, angry, dryly humourous and of a somewhat taciturn inclination. Always on the front line, or at least one of them....

Likes: Sleep

Dislikes: Zombies

Fumbling Frank Fripp

Joined: 10 August 2006 Character class: Medic Favorite equipment: fire axe Character profile: Urban Dead profile Current status: Alive Character group: Josephine's Generals Character stats: He plays lute, guitar, krumhorn, banjo, drums, noseflute, zither, sitar, piano, household objects Journal: He ran to the nearest safehouse, which was the Josephine's Generals pad, and pretty much stayed there, fighting, reviving, and wishing he had time to figure out ALL the parts to the second half of Tubular Bells - art is everything for Fumbling Frank Fripp

An awkward, nervous fella. Amiable, eager to please, and somewhat easily agitated

Likes: Progressive Rock, Jazz, Musique Concrete, sausage rolls

Dislikes: Losing time to encumberent priorities which could be better spent relaxing with an LP from '71 - being assaulted by zombies and mad unhygienic tramps, and working for a living all fall into this timewasting category into this category - neccesity eh? What a bummer! Also has a near irrational fear of talking lemon drizzle cake