User:Wes Mantooth

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The Holy Book of Mantooth
Mantooth speaks to you, his Choesn Ones. You have been raised up from humanity to kill the humans who multiply and are legion. To this end, Mantooth, your Anchor, gave you the gift of the gun. The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds and makes new life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death and purifies the earth of the filth of humanity. Go forth and kill. Mantooth has spoken.

-The Book of Mantooth, Chapter 6, verse 12.


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